Kirstie Alley Hates Abilify

March 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Scientologists don’t believe in anti-depressants, because when they want to get happy, they fuck themselves in the butt with an e-meter can while humming the theme to Close Encounters of a Third Kind. So it’s not exactly surprising that Kirstie Alley is throwing ten balls of hate at the anti-depressant Abilify for using cartoons in their commercials. The Jabba the Hutt of Scientology spent yesterday and today ranting on Twitter about how Abilify is targeting children by using cartoons. Kirstie may not have a PhD in pharmacology, but she has a PhD in batshit lunacy, so she definitely knows what she’s talking about. Here’s the truth according to Dr. Kirstie:

So Kirstie is hating on a pill that claims to help with depression and yet she’s the member of a “religion” that claims to cure gayness? Oh, Kirstie, never stop being you. This bitch needs some Abilify. And you know, I think I’d rather suffer from dizziness and have trouble swallowing (I can’t believe I just typed that, my social life is ruined) than be a Scientologist. So Kirstie, you stay worshipping an alien god and we’ll stay pilled up.

via Radar


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