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Sammy (as played by Kevin J. O’Connor), Annelle’s bunny suit-wearing piece from Steel Magnolias.
Steel Magnolias has been on all weekend (actually, I’m pretty sure Steel Magnolias is ALWAYS on, which is the way that it should be) and I’ve been watching the Easter scenes over and over again. They should’ve made a sequel out of the Easter scenes, because so much happens. Those dumb asses break all the Easter eggs in the car trunk, Clairee tells Shelby’s kid a beautiful Easter story, Ouiser gets bitch slapped by a blond moppet, Annelle’s baby starts its long journey down her birthin’ canal and Sammy gets a ride to the hospital on the back of a motorcycle while wearing a bunny suit.
Next to Donnie Darko and the bunny in Fatal Attraction, Sammy is my favorite movie bunny rabbit. Usually, Easter Bunnies are nightmares covered in white fur, but there was nothing terrifying about Sammy’s Easter Bunny. I mean, what’s so horrifying about a broken down Easter Bunny who stumbled around like a zombie and had human hands instead of bunny hands? And are those leg warmers he’s wearing? The most fashion-forward Easter Bunny ever.
Happy Easter (or Zombie Jesus Day), everyone! Now, it’s almost time for the Easter Buh-knee.