And here’s the porn iguana inhaling meth-laced baby carrots and wishing all of us a Hoppy Easter. Yes, Jesus came back to life for this. Hoppy Easter, I guess. But I really don’t want to know where her crusty oatmeal-faced husband hid his eggs this year. No.
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