Last year, Macaulay Culkin was looking like a 75-year-old zombie version of Rickety Cricket from It’s Always Sunny and now here he is looking healthier in Paris last night. Macaulay and a hot, stached man friend hugged and kissed on each other while making cakes at the opening night of the 50th Foire du Trone. These pictures are several layers of what? I don’t really know what’s going on in these pictures, I don’t know why Macaulay’s man friend looks like he just inhaled a whole lot of dirty ass and I don’t know how I feel about Macaulay looking like a skinny Tyler Durden.
Oh whatever, I’d still hit it. Hell, I’d hit every single dude in every single one of these pictures, especially the dude in this picture who looks like a wonk-eyed komodo dragon that’s about to attack.