Good Friday Crumbs

Kellan Lutz talks to a hot director type on the set of his new straight-to-the-dollar-theater masterpiece and all I can scream is, “KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!” – Towleroad

Prince William has quit flying helicopters with the Royal Air Force, because he wants to focus all his energy on trying to convince Prince Hot Ginge to move to California and shack up with a certain bitter, crusty, skinny fat gay blogger (that’s how I’m reading that item, anyway)  – Lainey Gossip

“I want to go to there,” said Goopy Paltrow’s kids as they stared at this picture of Hayden Panatroll nibbling on a bag of Oreos – Drunken Stepfather

And just like that, Kathie Lee Gifford’s got a new favorite wine glass – The Berry 

Every frat boy who wore white socks with Nike sandals will file a copyright infringement lawsuit against Sarah Jessica Parker – Celebitchy

Oh how I wish this was a Ryan Gosling panty flash instead – The Superficial 

I’m pretty sure that Adrianne Palicki’s dress used to be one of Michelle Kwan’s skating outfits – Popoholic

Kate Beckinsale wore half of a bikini in Mexico yesterday – Popoholic

RiRi and Fist Brown broke up, take 5,678 – ICYDK

For Lil Wayne’s sake, I hope Sizzurp cures epilepsy – The Marquee Blog 

Lil Wayne wrote a beautiful song that was inspired by the Kartrashians – Hollywood Rag

A roller coaster harness can’t contain Mimi’s glorious Hello Titties – SOW

So many “I wish Zachary Quinto was in my hole” jokes, so little time – Just Jared

Kim and Kanye Kardashian should name their baby Head West, because that’s what it’s going to do as soon as it’s able to crawl… It’s just going to crawl west until it hits the ocean and it’s going to keep going until it gets as far away from all things Kardashian as possible – IDLYITW

The Duck Dynasty dudes want more money – Reality Tea 

But what about Kimmy Gibler and Vicki the Robot?! – Pajiba

Whenever I see Justin Theroux, I just think to myself that Shane from The L Word would look so much hotter in that outfit – Popsugar

Yup, computer generated people are still better at acting than Megan Fox – Videogum

I think Teresa Giudice’s forehead is shrinking – I’m Not Obsessed