The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For March 27th!

March 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Raging Stallion presents its President’s Day collection — Paul ReRear’s Midnight Ride; Yankee Do-Hole and the Skin Flute Player; George Washington Crossing Del’s Underwear; and Abra-Him Lincoln, and his 9″ Log — just don’t call it a “Box Set”, we’re allergic to boxes. – Strepsi

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“Oh, you want an American ‘flag’. Nevermind.” – Betsy Ross misunderstood on her first attempt. – Homeless J

Runners-up:

One look at the wallpaper selection and it was clear why Marcus Bachmann’s gay conversion therapy clinic was a bust. – H321

U.S. of Heyyyyyyyyyyy – Trixster

Vivid paves the way for 4th of July fetish porn with the release of “Foreplay, Foreskins, and Forefathers”. – perky

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