Afternoon Crumbs

Kiki Dunst is wearing a gummy worm leather fringe vest (because why not?) on BULLETT Magazine and I don’t know if she’s fingering a ghost or throwing gang signs, but I definitely feel threatened either way – Celebitchy

This is how Shia LaDouche is fucking with Alec Baldwin – Lainey Gossip

Even Tamara Eccelstone’s colonoscopy exams look fancy – Drunken Stepfather 

Those joints look like twisted peens with smoking nipples, but Willie Nelson is still an international treasure – Towleroad

But when is it going to be #NoTowelThursday? – The Berry 

My mom has at least 5 boxes of mom clothes from the early 90s and I’m sure she’d love to sell them to Vanessa Hudgens and Little Sister Hudgens – Hollywood Tuna

Adriana Lima shows you that you can be the vision of elegance with just an old white drape and some white masking tape – Popoholic

Correction: The call girls love Corey Feldman’s money – ICYDK

I don’t even have a vagina and my vagina hurt while I read this story – Jezebel

Alternate title: Actresses with meth mouth – OMG Blog

I’m sure Lindsay Lohan gave Charlie Sheen a lazy handy in his trailer, so she earned that bracelet, thankyouverymuch – IDLYITW

My Girl is having a babeh – The Marquee Blog

Demi Lovato’s eyebrows will be on The X-Factor again next season – Just Jared

Vicki from The Real Housewives of Orange County went from looking like Droopy Dog to looking like an egg with lashes – Reality Tea

Olivier Martinez’s beach outfit is not it – Popsugar

Olivier Martinez’s beach outfit is not it, the sequel – Moe Jackson

The hell is Chupa’s child wearing? – I’m Not Obsessed

Live from the Glittery Gays of YouTube road show – Boy Culture

The time Sesame Street joined a future lady beater and a boy toucher together – Crunk + Disorderly