Afternoon Crumbs

March 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Kiki Dunst is wearing a gummy worm leather fringe vest (because why not?) on BULLETT Magazine and I don’t know if she’s fingering a ghost or throwing gang signs, but I definitely feel threatened either way – Celebitchy

This is how Shia LaDouche is fucking with Alec Baldwin Lainey Gossip

Even Tamara Eccelstone’s colonoscopy exams look fancy – Drunken Stepfather 

Those joints look like twisted peens with smoking nipples, but Willie Nelson is still an international treasure – Towleroad

But when is it going to be #NoTowelThursday? – The Berry 

My mom has at least 5 boxes of mom clothes from the early 90s and I’m sure she’d love to sell them to Vanessa Hudgens and Little Sister HudgensHollywood Tuna

Adriana Lima shows you that you can be the vision of elegance with just an old white drape and some white masking tape – Popoholic

Correction: The call girls love Corey Feldman’s money – ICYDK

I don’t even have a vagina and my vagina hurt while I read this story – Jezebel

Alternate title: Actresses with meth mouth – OMG Blog

I’m sure Lindsay Lohan gave Charlie Sheen a lazy handy in his trailer, so she earned that bracelet, thankyouverymuch – IDLYITW

My Girl is having a babeh – The Marquee Blog

Demi Lovato’s eyebrows will be on The X-Factor again next season – Just Jared

Vicki from The Real Housewives of Orange County went from looking like Droopy Dog to looking like an egg with lashes – Reality Tea

Olivier Martinez’s beach outfit is not it – Popsugar

Olivier Martinez’s beach outfit is not it, the sequel – Moe Jackson

The hell is Chupa’s child wearing? – I’m Not Obsessed

Live from the Glittery Gays of YouTube road show – Boy Culture

The time Sesame Street joined a future lady beater and a boy toucher together – Crunk + Disorderly

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