This female A list celebrity got into a knock down drag out fight with this C list celebrity after the C lister started doing coke on a private jet flight the two were sharing. The C lister didn’t seem to care that she was doing it front of a publicist and the flight attendant. The two spent over an hour screaming at each other and it got to the point where the pilot said if they didn’t stop he was going to land the plane. Huh. Kind of like when a dad pulls over the family truckster. Yeah, that last part is a clue, but has nothing to do with Vacation. (CDAN)
I guess the last clue means that they’re related so I say it’s either:
Jessica and Asshole Simpson?
Beyonce and Basement Baby?
Hilary and Haylie Duff?
Audrey and Judy Landers?
It’s probably not Beyonce and Basement Baby, because Beyonce makes Basement Baby fly Southwest. It’s not Hilary and Haylie Duff, because Hilary has slid down the B list and is hanging on while her toe touches the C list. It’s not Audrey and Judy Landers, because they’re both sitting on top of the A list and they’re too elegant to scream at each other. So my final guess is Jessica and Asshole. Chestica should shut her lips, because it’s hard out there for a ho who’s daddy is licking the b-holes of skinny twinks who look like her with shorter hair.
This A list rapper has been telling friends that he has made a serious mistake by getting involved with his girlfriend. He says that it has been nothing but drama and that he is bombarded by her family for requests to help them out and that he should be doing it out of the goodness of his heart. He has been spending a great deal of time alone or with his “assistant,” and doing a ton of coke. (CDAN)
Kanye? Asshole Simpson should start hitching rides on his jet instead of Jessica’s.
This almost A list celebrity/reality star should probably be worried because there are three women who have all banded together and are in the process of selling a joint story about the celebrity cheating on his A- list celebrity wife. The three are just the tip (Insert Office joke here). (CDAN)
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman?
Once upon a time, there was a sweet and spicy little star of a television show.
During the week of the Grammys, she met a big rapper who was nominated for a major award.
She was married and a lot older than him.
But they hooked up anyway.
Now there is tape out there documenting the very special time they spent together.
The End. (Blind Gossip)
Charo and Rick Ross!
Which troubled actress – who is now better know for her troubles with the law than any work she has done in years – was caught climbing out of a window of a Beverly Hills mansion after the house party got interrupted by the police?
The private party was assumed to be a ‘safe place’ to engage in illegal activities until the cops arrived after complaints about the noise.
The house was full of some of Los Angeles’ hardest-partying kids and even they were worried about the young star that certainly knows her way around a courtroom! (Naughty But Nice Rob via Blind Gossip)
This is obviously about Lindsay Lohan, but I don’t know why she was running from the cops. Like they’d really arrest her ass. If she snorted a line off of a baby’s ass in front of a cop, the cop would probably say, “Let me hold that baby down for you, it’s squirming around.”