Afternoon Crumbs

March 27, 2013 / Posted by:

Ryan Lochte’s reality show is going to make Jersey Shore look like a Mensa orientation video – Jezebel

Tom Hardy and his pit bull puppy should go on a double date with Anderson Cooper and Grumpy CatLainey Gossip

If Glimmer from She-Ra went to a costume party as Ozzy OsbourneThe Berry 

If Bo from She-Ra shaved his stache, lost 30 pounds, got Tupperware titties and posed in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Justin Bieber is a spitter – The Superficial 

BREAKING: Money-hongray fame fucker trying to shake down a money-hongray fame fucker – Celebitchy

Robin Thicke and Pharrell’s music video is filled with lady nips – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jenna Wolfe is a gayelle! Jenna Wolfe has a partner! Jenna Wolfe is having a baby! – Towleroad

Dr. 90210 being the consummate medical professional he is – Hollywood Tuna 

I’m sorry, Vanessa Hudgens, you can try to dress up your UGGs with unicorn jizz, but they’re still UGGly – Popoholic

Words I thought I’d never type with one hand while pinching my nip with the other: Why, hello there, Adam Brody… – I’m Not Obsessed

And here’s Amy Smart’s nipples for your Wednesday afternoon – Moe Jackson 

Kendall Jenner is just as annoying and dumb as the other Kartrashians – ICYDK

Let’s all be jealous of Sygmond The Grey’s fleas, because they are living in luxury – Buzzfeed

Kate Upton makes nerd boners go soft by turning down that kid’s invitation to prom – IDLYITW

It looks like Courteney Cox got a fresh layer of stretched Silly Putty glued to her face – Just Jared

What your end product would look like if your teacher asked you to make a diorama based on the theme “douche” – OMG Blog

Marisa Zanuck got fired from The Real Housewives of Beverly HillsReality Tea 

Kim Kardashian with mirror nipples – Popsugar

Oscar de la Renta’s swollen bitch gene is still sore from Michelle Obama slapping at it by not wearing his clothes – Crunk + Disorderly 

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