Afternoon Crumbs
Ryan Lochte’s reality show is going to make Jersey Shore look like a Mensa orientation video – Jezebel
Tom Hardy and his pit bull puppy should go on a double date with Anderson Cooper and Grumpy Cat – Lainey Gossip
If Glimmer from She-Ra went to a costume party as Ozzy Osbourne – The Berry
If Bo from She-Ra shaved his stache, lost 30 pounds, got Tupperware titties and posed in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather
Justin Bieber is a spitter – The Superficial
BREAKING: Money-hongray fame fucker trying to shake down a money-hongray fame fucker – Celebitchy
Robin Thicke and Pharrell’s music video is filled with lady nips – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jenna Wolfe is a gayelle! Jenna Wolfe has a partner! Jenna Wolfe is having a baby! – Towleroad
Dr. 90210 being the consummate medical professional he is – Hollywood Tuna
I’m sorry, Vanessa Hudgens, you can try to dress up your UGGs with unicorn jizz, but they’re still UGGly – Popoholic
Words I thought I’d never type with one hand while pinching my nip with the other: Why, hello there, Adam Brody… – I’m Not Obsessed
And here’s Amy Smart’s nipples for your Wednesday afternoon – Moe Jackson
Kendall Jenner is just as annoying and dumb as the other Kartrashians – ICYDK
Let’s all be jealous of Sygmond The Grey’s fleas, because they are living in luxury – Buzzfeed
Kate Upton makes nerd boners go soft by turning down that kid’s invitation to prom – IDLYITW
It looks like Courteney Cox got a fresh layer of stretched Silly Putty glued to her face – Just Jared
What your end product would look like if your teacher asked you to make a diorama based on the theme “douche” – OMG Blog
Marisa Zanuck got fired from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reality Tea
Kim Kardashian with mirror nipples – Popsugar
Oscar de la Renta’s swollen bitch gene is still sore from Michelle Obama slapping at it by not wearing his clothes – Crunk + Disorderly