Add “Alleged Homewrecker” To Lindsay Lohan’s Illustrious Resume

March 27, 2013 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is currently rubbing her cokey vag all over musician type Avi Snow (she would get it on a dude with the last name “Snow“), but a few months ago she was apparently spreading her chocha queso on a dude who had a girlfriend of five years. The girlfriend Aesha Waks (the girl on the left who sort of looks like she’s made with half Olsen DNA and half Arquette DNA) tells Star Magazine that her full-time, live-in piece Liam McMullan (the dude in the middle who looks like the dandiest Slytherin you’ve ever seen) left her after he hooked up with Lindsay Lohan.

Aesha said that Liam didn’t spend Christmas with her and when she asked him about it he let her know that he spent Jesus’ birthday tangled up in Lindsay Lohan’s pussy. Now, if you’re dude tells you that he put his lips on LiLo’s sex parts, you change the locks, forget he existed and rinse your ears out with bleach just in Lohan diseases are catchable through a phone call (it’s more than possible). But Aesha didn’t do any of that. She begged him to come back to her. If only dignity came in a pill, Aesha wouldn’t have said any of this shit:

“Lindsay destroyed my world. I am devastated and still love him, but he says he wants to be with her and save her. I was supposed to spend Christmas day with Liam and his family, but he cancelled. A few days later, Liam finally got in touch and said that he and Lindsay had formed a ‘deep spiritual relationship.’ He admitted that he had actually been with Lindsay on Christmas, lying in bed for hours together.”

Liam tells Star that he and Aesha were done before he got with LiLo.

Deep spiritual relationship? Yeah, I’ve had many of those. I’ve had one with my a throw pillow after taking thirty too many bong hits. Deep spiritual relationship is just a fancy way of saying LiLo’s got good coke. If your piece leaves you for Lindsay Lohan, it has nothing to do with you personally. Bitch just left your ass, because LiLo has better drugs than you. That’s all!

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