Reality TV Kills Another Marriage

March 26, 2013 / Posted by:

But in reality TV’s defense, their marriage would’ve ended up in a shallow grave next to Kenya Moore’s sanity with or without Bravo’s cameras on them.

TMZ says that another Real Housewives marriage has bit and swallowed the dust. Former NFL player Kordell Stewart has dropped divorce papers into the lap of his self-proclaimed trophy wife Buick Porsha Stewart who’s on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kordell filed for divorce on March 22nd in Georgia. In the divorce papers, Kordell says that they are currently separated and their marriage is “irretrievably broken.” Kordell thinks that Porsha can make money on her own and he doesn’t want to give her a dime in spousal support.

Porsha and Kordell got married on May 21, 2011 and they never had any kids. On Sunday night’s episode, Porsha told a therapist that having a miscarriage was hard on her and she wants kids but she also wants a career too. Kordell’s hammerhead shark-looking ass kept trying to control  Porsha’s ass and didn’t want her to have a career, because he wanted her to be the perfect little housewife.

Apparently, Porsha and Kordell don’t have a prenup, but it’s not like she’s going to get any money since they haven’t been married that long. Besides, as Porsha will tell you over and over again, her pepaw was civil rights icon Hosea Williams. She’s practically American royalty and is already rich!

I’m sure Porsha will use her last working brain cell to try to make money by putting out a clothing line like all the other Housewives do and Kordell will go back to allegedly sucking dick in the park.

Meanwhile, if you’re in the Atlanta area, you’re probably experiencing strong winds and that’s because Kenya Moore hasn’t stopped twirling with joy after hearing this news.

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