The job of an international supermodel and cultural icon of the ho stroll never stops, even when an 80-something woman’s Mercedes flips on its side after hitting a parked Range Rover in West Hollywood. I know, I’m trying to, but I can’t either…
As firefighters pulled out the woman from her car, Chicken Cutlets put her hand on hip and gave FACE!, BODY!, FACE!, BODY! and FACE!, because RuPaul’s “Supermodel” always plays in her head and her body is a slave to the camera clicks. PP’s pose game never takes a minute off.
The paparazzi say that while PP was coming out of Chin Chin after having lunch, she witnessed the car crash. (insert your car crash witnessing a car crash jokes here) PP temporarily put her supermodel pose show on pause to talk to the police about what she saw and to hypnotize a tall piece of sweaty hotness with her freckled beauty. Firefighters pulled the woman out of her car, put her on a stretcher and took her to the hospital.
And after they left, PP winked and kept on posing, because she’ll keep on posing till the world ends. This is what that Nana Gouvêa mess longs to be.