Brit Brit’s Tattered Weave And Rhinestone Belly Ring IS The Look

March 26, 2013 / Posted by:

All the rhinestone belly rings that are collecting dust on the back wall of Claire’s are about to be snatched up, because everyone will bedazzle their stomach knobs like it’s 2001 after seeing style icon Brit Brit wearing one. If your belly button doesn’t look like it’s barfing up rhinestones, then you’re doing “beach time glamour” wrong. With a weave that came from the sea sitting on top of her head and a cigarette in her hand, Brit Brit lounged on the balcony of a house in Malibu over the weekend. Who knew that USA Gold cigarettes, Diet RC Cola, Frapps and fried chicken grease did a body good?

You know, if you replaced that cig with an exotic berry Bartles & Jaymes wine cooler, covered her in Hawaiian Tropic dark tanning oil and put her on an ALF towel, you’d have everybody’s mom circa 1989.

And since we’re on the subject of refined southern belles, here’s America’s other favorite beauty queen of the south Mama June drinking America’s holy water in Georgia over the weekend.

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