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March 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Sunkist Fun Fruits Creme Supremes!

The Tickle Trees need to slap me down and spit in my face, because in my ode to Sunkist Fun Fruits yesterday, I completely forgot to mention and pay homage to Creme Supremes. Sunkist Fun Fruits Creme Supremes were the best kind of Sunkist Fun Fruits. They were like extra luxurious Fun Fruits, because they were dipped in yogurt and everything is better when it’s dipped in white stuff. It was so decadent to me as a kid. If Fun Fruits were cubic zirconia, then Creme Supremes were diamonds. If Fun Fruits were a beige Buick, then Creme Supremes were a burgundy (or “maroon” as us classy hos call it) Cadillac. If Fun Fruits were Krystle Carrington, then Creme Supremes were Alexis Carrington. They were that fancy.

And they’re also the best, because their tagline was: “We’re covered with yogurt and filled with fun!

If John Travolta and Tommy Girl killed 100 body thetans every time they said that line during a Scientology bath house orgy, they’d be the queens of the world.

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