Blue Ivy Carter Will Tower Over All Of Us

March 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Soon, Blue Ivy Carter will look down on us regular peons both figuratively and literally. As Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter were walking to their SUV after having brunch at Buttermilk Channel in Brooklyn yesterday, someone was able to get a picture of the 14-month-old chosen one. They were able to take this picture right before Beyonce’s bodyguards ordered them to bow down to the holy queens of the universe.

But seriously, there must be some serious kinds of growth hormones in the diamonds that Beyonce and Jay-Z feeds Blue Ivy Carter, because that is one tall one year old. Blue Ivy’s line on the growth chart is above Kevin Hart’s, Tommy Girl’s and Ryan Seacrest’s.

It must be those Timbs. Those baby Timbs are so damn heavy that they’re stretching out her legs.

Source: Instagram via Bossip

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