Afternoon Crumbs
The new World War Zzz trailer is out and Brad Pitt looks stoned as shit throughout all of it. Don’t you hate it when the zombie apocalypse fucks with your high? – Videogum
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner kill all the marriage problem rumors with a good old-fashioned staged PDS (public displays of stuntin’) session – Lainey Gossip
Here’s tons of cocktails for your Easter weekend, or you can do what I do and wrap your lips around a bowl full of Peeps and Strawberry Hill – The Berry
Swimming with crocodiles is nothing for The Silver Fox. I mean, he’s gone tanning with Snooki and that was way more dangerous and more hazardous to his health – Towleroad
If you’re the crazy real-life Van Gogh bitch who cut off your ear and sent it to Jared Leto, he’s wearing it as a necklace, FYI – Celebitchy
What is RiRi licking on today? – Drunken Stepfather
Courtney Stodden’s transformation into Anna Nicole Smith is almost complete – Reality Tea
Hayden Panatroll and her jolly Ukrainian giant boyfriend went to a basketball game together – Hollywood Tuna
Doutzen Kroes gave birth a couple of months ago and she obviously hasn’t lost all the baby weight yet (served on a wet bed of sarcasm) – Popoholic
Amanda Bynes’ family is going to step in to help her crazy ass as soon as they finish spending her money on booze and coke while partying with White Oprah – IDLYITW
Talentless fame whore vs. talentless fame whores – ICYDK
Waxed Italian man ass alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Lily Tomlin almost did the “Yup, I’m Gay!” magazine cover before Ellen DeGeneres did it – Greg in Hollywood
These Jon Hamm pictures need less scarf and more Hammaconda – Just Jared
Attack of the Clones: Madge and Yoko Ono – Kenneth in the (212)
It’s hard to take Details’ Most Fuckable Celebrities list seriously when neither Angelyne nor Richard Simmons is on it – Boy Culture
Speaking of Angelyne… – Crunk + Disorderly
The Spice Girls will have to find another frozen mannequin to move her lips and point at the audience, because Posh is out! – I’m Not Obsessed
Posh can’t be bothered with the Spice Girls, because she’s way too busy posing on rolls of pink bubble wrap – Hollywood Rag