Now THIS Is Elegance At Its Finest

March 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Falkor Rimes could learn a thing or five hundred from the silicone dragon flower Jenna Jameson, because this is how a real, bona fide style icon wears vinyl.

While looking like the queen of the Meth Face Prom, Jenna Jameson posed until she split a seam at her birthday party at Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas last night. I’m trying to figure out what’s the best part of this look:

a) Jenna’s bipolar titties. Jenna’s right titty must be on downers, because it looks sad and it obviously wants to be alone. Jenna’s left titty must be on uppers, because it looks like it’s on cloud 9 and the king of the world.

b) Jenna’s catsuit, which makes her look like a slutty black and white cookie.

c) Jenna’s exquisite, pristine and angelic white leather camel toe.

d) Jenna’s algae green hair color, which hos spend hours upon hours in the pool to get.

e) All of the above!

The answer is obviously e!

And here’s more of Jenna looking like a methed-out, sun-damaged garden lizard trapped in a pile of seaweed.

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