Because LeAnn Rimes thinks she’s the sexy hot stepmom, she went to her stepson’s baseball game yesterday dressed like a down-and-out train track whore on her day off. This outfit is a bigger mess than LeAnn’s sanity. It doesn’t really bother me that she wore skank shorts to a children’s event, it bothers me that she wore those shorts with that sweater. Tacky!
I mean, who wears that kind of sweater with shorty shorts usually worn by a go-go boy at a goth gay club? That shit doesn’t go together. Either wear that sweater with white cotton coochie cutters and high heel Chucks or wear those plastic shorts with a latex bra and a velvet choker. Poor boy had to try to hit the ball while his stepmom was sitting on the bleachers wearing the worst walk of shame outfit ever.
And did LeAnn screw with her mug again, because she’s starting to look like a Dark Crystal pantyhose doll that got mangled in the wash.