RiRi Keeps A Bunch Of School Children Waiting For Hours

In “RiRi is a tacky, tardy ass, but what else is new?” news, RiRi kept 2,000 school children in Chicago waiting for over three hours on Thursday afternoon. Barrington High School in Chicago won first place in the national “Shine Like A Diamond” contest and their prize was getting a visit from RiRi.  They should’ve asked if they could get cash instead, because they waited and waited and waited and waited and waited for her stupid ass to show up.

The Chicago Tribune says that the students were all gathered in the gym at around noon and she was supposed to drop in at 1pm. When 1pm came and went, all the kids turned into clumps of boredom and spent their time Facebooking on their phones and braiding each other’s hair. The school then announced that she would show up at 2. At around 4:30, RiRi tweeted that she was stuck in traffic. Bitch finally strolled in after 5pm and was there for a grand total of 16 minutes. RiRi talked for a second and posed for pictures before leaving. RiRi didn’t apologize for being a tardy bitch. The school principal said that she apologized to him and gave him a few extra concert tickets to pass out to the students.

Several students weren’t amused and weren’t shy about it either. One seventh grader said, “Rihanna is pathetic. She shouldn’t be making us wait for her.” Another student co-signed that statement and added a few words of her own, “It’s one thing to be fashionably late. This is just rude. Our lives don’t revolve around a pop star. Our school worked hard to win this. She should be more respectful.”

First of all, the only reason for RiRi to be at a school assembly is to tell the children to learn from her mistakes and to not go back to the crusted-over piece of dick cheese who almost beat your face off. Second of all, RiRi could’ve apologized by giving every student a weed bouquet. Nothing says I’m truly sorry like a weed bouquet.

RiRi is NO Tina Yothers. Tina Yothers spoke at my school and not only did she stay for hours, but she also had lunch with us. But I’m sure she only had lunch with us because it was square pizza day.

(Pic via @spanishnavy)