Open Post: Hosted By Zack Morris

March 23, 2013 / Posted by:

And here’s a priceless picture of Mark-Paul Gosselaar clenching his nalgas and giving us his O face while shooting scenes with Breckin Meyer for their show Franklin & Bash in Malibu yesterday. Since my brain is powered by dirty gutter water and weed smoke, to me it looks like he’s trying to blow that ball. It’s like a scene straight out of a Cast Away parody porn.

I don’t exactly know what’s going on in these pictures, but I like all of it. Zack Morris, who’s the kind of panty creamer who gets hotter as the days go by, looks like he’s having sweaty ass sex with a ghost. He’s doing all sorts of positions on that beach. He’s doing the side fuck position, he’s doing the “wrap your legs around that waist and hold on tight” position and he’s doing this position, which I can’t put into words. Get it and take it all, Zack Morris.

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