Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 23, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Ramona, a Goldendoodle who lives at the Oregon Humane Society in Portland and is trying to get Bo Obama to be her date to the Humane Society’s Doggie Dash fundraiser in May.

The whole annoying trend of people asking celebrities to be their dates to their prom or whatever has reached a fever pitch and this, hopefully, is its grand finale! The Oregon Human Society says that their in-house dog Ramona as a serious crush on Bo Obama and her heart beats for him (or since this is a dog we’re talking about, her nose twitches for his b-hole). They produced a video invitation where Ramona asks Bo to come to Portland and marry her at the Doggie Dash on May 11th. Yeah, it’ll be Ramona and Bo’s first date AND their wedding. Ramona isn’t wasting any time. Bitch moves fast. She’s like the Brit Brit of dogs (but her weave has less fleas in it). Or maybe Ramona is a traditional girl and won’t sniff ass until she’s married.

Bo hasn’t accepted or denied Ramona’s invitation yet, but I hope he accepts and I also hope that George W. Bush flies to Portland to paint their wedding portrait.

via People

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