America’s Sweethearts Finally Meet

If you read that as “America’s Sweetfarts,” that works too!

Anderson Cooper’s talk show ends in just a few months, but he should take a bow early, because he will never get a more important or famous guest than the guest he had on Friday’s show: Grumpy Cat (born name: Tardar Sauce)! Grumpy Cat, who is looking more and more like my abuelita at every children’s birthday party she went to, finally made a thousand dreams come true by meeting The Silver Fox. Anderson tried to put on his best grumpy pussy face while posing with Tardar Sauce and well, he shouldn’t quit his job to become a Grumpy Cat impersonator anytime soon. He tried, but he looks more like Constipated Fox than Grumpy Cat. He kind of looks like the soft part of his sugar walls got poked hard by a peen and he’s not sure if he’s into it.

With all that being said, I’m still going to print out this picture, throw a veil on it and marry it in a quickie wedding at the courthouse. I don’t know for sure if human-paper marriage is legal in California or not, but Kris Humphries did marry a water damaged piece of cardboard here, so I’m guessing it is.

And here’s Grumpy Cat not giving three fucks while hanging out with The Silver Fox.

via Instagram (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)