Friday, March 22nd 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Tom Hardy Kissing A Pit Bull Puppy

Let's all take a little time out from being bitches to awwwww all over more pictures from the Brooklyn set of Animal Practice of 2013's couple of the year: Tom Hardy and his pit bully puppy. Actually, these pictures make me want to be a bigger bitch, but I don't know who to be a bitch toward: the pit bull puppy for getting to lick on Tom Hardy's triple stuffed sausage lips or Tom Hardy for getting to hug that puppy. Let's just be bitches toward that jacket for getting to be near both of them. I hate that jacket.

Posted by: Michael K


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Lol! I would say did not read either, if I was called out and essentially told I was too boring to hold a conversation with too. Pathetic bitch. You're dismissed. Come back and check this out and say tl;dr again. I know you will. It hurt's being rejected don't it bby?

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tl:dr

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 1:15am.
you accused me of being a liar over and over.

Ahh, now we get to the core of what this is about. I believe saying pat myself on the back is pretty much the same thing as Mission Accomplished, wouldn't having both in one paragraph be a bit redundant? Try harder next time.
You really need to get a fucking grip.

"you have such a "thing" about black people - you don't know who said what. you are probably looking around for posts where i talk about racism right now so you can prove your "point" that...well, i don't realy know what your point is, or if you have one, toehr than you have the right to asy whatever you want about whomever and whatever you want, and to hell with it if it isn't true or doesn't make sense."

I have such a thing about black people? You're right, I do. I think they are pretty swell. That doesn't mean I like all of them. Just like I don't like all of everyone from any one particular race. No one is above being a good person or a bad person, and no one is above being talked shit/snarked on. To think other wise, well that, that sounds racist if you ask me.
And if you honestly think, I give a fresh hell about taking time to look up your posts, you need therapy.And as far as my "odd nice to mean" demeanor. I treat people how they come off to me at the time, however, I just have an overall disinterest in anything about you. I kind of rolled my eyes when you tried to address me the other night about whatever topic. It was your attempts at being civil and trying to talk to me, I guess, and I tried to speak with you, because I didn't wanna appear like an asshole, but as I made it clear before, Televised Revolution. You are not someone I am interested in having a conversation with. There is no weirdness, no odd Bipolar reaction, my general disinterest in you is pretty steady.I don't hate you. I just don't find the shit you talk about interesting the majority of the time; I don't even read the majority of the shit you type. I really truly wish you would just stop; to be quite fucking honest. I do not address you, I don't go out of my way to address you, unless you address me, which the only reason I know its you is because I skim the posts and see my screen name. You have many posters on here that like you, I wish you would focus on enjoying their company/conversation, and yet for whatever reason you try to make yourself known on my radar. It's really quite pathetic to be honest.

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that post ended with the words "mission accomplished" - you know it and i know it.

you accused me of being a liar over and over - but you know that really the liar is you.

you have such a "thing" about black people - you don't know who said what. you are probably looking around for posts where i talk about racism right now so you can prove your "point" that...well, i don't really know what your point is, or if you have one, other than you have the right to say whatever you want about whomever and whatever you want, and to hell with it if it isn't true or doesn't make sense.

*sigh*

this is energy wasted on my part, since i have watched people try and make sense to you while you raged away with personal insults and circular arguments. so i'll stop now.

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TR: I am neither delusional or a liar. Nor did I edit my post at 4:41 ON THE 23RD. Which I fail to see how editing a post makes one a liar considering users do it all the time to fix grammatical mistakes or to add info. Please show proof of this, considering, Let me REPEAT I wrote that post at 4:41 p.m. on the 23rd....YET It took YOU JUST NOW AT, what's that say? 12:04am on the 25th to respond to this. Once again, please show documented proof of your claims, OR YOU ARE the one who can IN FACT fuck off.:)

OH But wait, look at what you did, you just edited your post BELOW ME to add text, THAT MUST MEAN YOU'RE A LIAR...
Also, fuck off with all that noise like I'm suppose to be intimidated by you. Really???? Bitch please, shit your tired dusty ass down, bitch you could never.
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bored, you are delusional.

and a liar, because you edited your post.

no wonder you are always accusing me of lying. that's what liars do - project onto others. you alternate between being sweet and nice and going off like a fucking hyena. it's kind of weird.

are you talking abut posts where *i* called someone a racist? or do Foxxy and I look so much alike to you that you can't tell us apart?

my attitude has been to avoid fights and play nice with you up to this point, but from now on I'm not biting my tongue with you. i apologize in advance to other Dlisters, but if you cross the line with me when I'm not in the mood, I may bite back. being nice to you doesn't seem to be good enough, you want a fight.
fuck off now.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 4:41pm.

nice editing job on that last post.

you took out the "mission accomplished" line at the end, boasting about upsetting Foxxy.

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@ Mike.. Love her.. Now have incentive to read it.
TR.. All these authors.. So little mind---> mine.
Sorry I missed you last night. went to bed.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 2:21pm.
poppy, apparently your husband has terrible taste even in dreams
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Hotmami it happens. I had a dream *vomits* regarding the Kardashians a few nights ago, I forgot exactly what it involved, thats how I know they are at Ad Nauseam now and need to go away. It wasn't a pleasant dream either. Lmao! Kind of like a bad aftertaste you get from a really cheap badly artifically flavored candy..

PS: Foxy, If you think I'm reading that long ass mental breakdown all over the previous page you left like the batshit insane piece of garbage you are, good luck with that, but judging by the size, I can probably guess you went on an Aunt Viv like melt down, like the mental midget troll you are, and for that, I give myself a pat on a back for a job well done. You could practically sense the butthurt flowing through it...I came just looking at the length! I'm sure you had to go out and order more race cards to toss out for the next time because you probably got your old ones all soggy and damp from all the tears and sweat you put in typing that insanity. I'm overcome. HAAAAAAA! idiot.

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Octavia Butler is another woman in that I think is among The Greatest of All Time.

I recommend "Wild Seed" to anyone who has known me for more than a little while, and some folks who I just met.

mike - that was a great quote.

(spoiler alert?)

i was a bit amazed that Iris fell in love with you know who, because he was such a dick to her.

then again, that might have been why she fell in love, on the flip side...

trouser snake.

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VOB, just saw your question - and, NO, i didn't get much sleep. maybe an hour or two. i've been pretty busy all morning but i'm starting to draaag my ass, so I think I'm going to take a nap.

exciting, i know!

how you doing?

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I left a message last night asking my library if they could score me a copy of "Sweet Tooth"-a book that Rande recommended. Just got a message back, and they put me on the list. I'm # 44, so some time before hell freezes over...

Back to the drawing board!

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 3:59pm.

It's an excellent book, but whether it will be your cup of tea I do not know.

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Mike I have a copy of the assassin .Should it be moved up on the reading list?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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My absolute favorite excerpt from an Atwood book:

"Or perhaps she's just softening me up: she's a Baptist, she'd like me to find Jesus, or vice versa, before it's too late. That kind of thing doesn't run in her family: her mother Reenie never went in much for God. There was mutual respect, and if you were in trouble, naturally you'd call on him, as with lawyers, but as with lawyers, it would have to be bad trouble. Otherwise it didn't pay to get too mixed up with him."

from The Blind Assassin

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*swoops in*

Did someone mention schlongs???????

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Hekki.. watched your New Zealand series last night. It's awesome!

Wonder wand.

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Parablesower, I don't know anyone else who knows Octavia Butler! SF isn't usually my cup of tea, but I have a book of her incredible stories! She deserves to be as well-known as Atwood.

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I had a chance to see her a month before she died, but did not go. Talk about regrets!! But she is severely underrated. I wish she received more recognition- fabulous author!

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Margaret Atwood is someone I put up there with Toni Morrison, in terms of sheer badassery and skillage (I am sure they would approve of my vocab).

I read "Cat's Eye" years ago, but I am probably due for a reread.

Johnson.

In fact, Willie Johnson's package.

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Agreed!!! Add in Octavia Butler, and that is my top three!

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Agree on the fabulousness that is Margaret Atwood. One of my all time favorites!!

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Whamo, yes, that was Vivien.

By the time Gone with the Wind was filming, her Bipolar was starting to set in. And it's funny, she wanted SO BADLY to play Scarlett, and she ended up hating making the movie.

There was a bio written just about her and Laurence Olivier's relationship a couple years ago, but I never read it because apparently it just a bunch of sensationalist garbage.

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love Margaret Atwood. I don't have the attention span to read lately though. I'm trying to work though the new Tom Wolfe.

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Margaret Atwood is heavy lifting.. I love her books too. They're all excellent.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 2:39pm.
I've been reading my Vivien Leigh biography. Her story is just...tragic.
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Wasn't she Bipolar or something Mami? I remember reading she was a nightmare to work with for directors, I think it was her anyway.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 12:48pm.

the Patti Smith book is one iI have beenmeaning to read - thanks for the reminder!

I just read bios by Cyndi Lauper, Keith RIchards and Etta James. All highly recommended (but the Keith RIchards one made me love him, crazy mf).

"The God of Small Things" by Arundhati Roy will always be one of my favorite books.

Just reread "The Blind Assassin" and "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood. She's perfection.
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TV, I'm a major Atwood fan. Have you read "Cat's Eye"? If you like Atwood you'll LOVE it. Also one of her first published novels (1969) was "The Edible Woman". I don't ever hear Atwood fans say much about it but I loved it and have reread it 2 or 3 times.

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Im still reading the book about psycho bunnies.

John Thomas.

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VOB, the past couple of days, I've been reading my Vivien Leigh biography. Her story is just...tragic.

Weiner.

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Hey. Mama likes where this might be going!

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Submitted by SFRBully on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 2:22pm.

NYQUIL chased with some whiskey.
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Man you got to watch that NYQUIL, I took too much once and the shit laid me out from about 9pm until about 5 the next day. I tried to get out of bed at noon and a was completely out of it. I'd lift my head and bam right back out again. I don't think I've taken it since.

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Mami.. What did you decide to read?

Penis.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Poppy You dreamt about KK? How awful..
SFFB prob knows some shit so you can wash you brain.
Yikes!

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Hey there Bacon, VOB :)

@ Bully.....lol, ya whoredog you...OK then, just let me whip it out...*click*...hmm there must be something wrong with the damn camera on my phone I don't seem to be seeing anything :P

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Submitted by SFRBully on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 2:21pm.
WHAMO I talked with TR this morning (not really) and I was told that the only way you'd be forgiven is to post your sizemeat.

LOL Yes. THis is official.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Cough medicine with Codeine. :D I hope you feel better soon!

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Sure! That really can be a lot of fun. The memories that come rolling back!

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Aww UBF I hope you can take something and knock out for the day. Is hubster home to mind the kidlets?

NYQUIL chased with some whiskey.

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Baconnie? Wanna come over and help me throw stuff out?
It's kinda fun. Amazingly.. There were no faerie house keepers..
So I have to clean and take my meds.. LoL

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poppy, apparently your husband has terrible taste even in dreams.

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WHAMO I talked with TR this morning (not really) and I was told that the only way you'd be forgiven is to post your sizemeat.

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UBF.. Can you ask for cough medicine. That sounds terrible.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Hola, Bat and Whamo!

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Pretty happy n the D..
Hey Whams..

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Bronchitis and bruised rips from coughing too hard. Can't catch a break .

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Good afternoon peeps, I hope all is well out in D land :)

TR Sorry I missed you last night, I sent out that last comment, pressed post and immediately fell asleep. I think I woke up a hour and a half later.lol

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Waves at Baconnie Godness. UBF.. When you get your antibiotics .. You will find those ss cards. Been cleaning all day.. I hate to clean...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR