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Mood lipstick!

If you didn’t wear a mood ring in the 80s, your finger skin would shrivel up and slip right off of the bone. Everybody wore one! So since mood shit was the shit in the 80s, some genius-brained inventor came up with mood lipstick. Mood lipstick came in non-traditional lipsticky colors like green, orange, blue, etc.. etc… The green one looks like something that would come out of a gremlin’s dick when he gets horny, but when you smear it on your lips, it goes on clear and dries some different color like bright pink or Xtina red. It’s magic for your lips! It’s supposed to change color to fit your mood.

Thankfully for humanity and people who care about glamour, mood lipstick survived the 80s and still exists today, because I saw some for sale at a dollar store the other day. I played around with my cousin’s mood lipstick a little bit when I was a kid, but that shit didn’t work on me. It was totally jank. Every time I put it on, it turned my lips the color of molten charcoal. It was like the color of the dried dead souls that’s stuck under Lucifer’s fingernails. It’s like that mood lipstick was trying to tell me that I’m dead inside. Oh, wait…