Eva Mendes And Rachel McAdams Are About To Do A Real-Life Duet Of "The Boy Is Mine"
The extremely accurate and beacon of one hundred percent potent truthiness Now Magazine says that Eva Mendes has temporarily put aside her evil plan to take down the Power Rangers and is instead pointing her Orb of Doom at that Gosling-stealing, two-bit hussy whore Rachel McAdams. A source (aka a drunk intern who also runs the We Hate Evil Menses Tumblr on the side) tells Now that ever since Rachel McAdams broke up with Michael Sheen, she's been wiping her heartbroken tears on the shoulder of her ex-piece Ryan Gosling. Eva, whose right eyebrow always looks like it's in the "bitch, step back" position, is really raising her eyebrow in the "bitch, step back" position, because she wants Rachel McAdams to step away from her man.
Apparently, Rachel and Ryan stayed friends and talked every now and again when she was with Michael Sheen, but now that she's single they've been talking on the phone even more. The source said, "Rachel's always kept in touch with Ryan, but now that she's split with Michael, she's been calling him and using him as a shoulder to cry on. It hasn't gone down very well with Eva, to say the least, but Ryan wants to be there as a friend for his ex."
Well, since the LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville feud is the bottom shelf version of the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston feud, we needed a middle shelf version too and here it is. This is something to keep hope alive for those McGosling fans who think The Notebook is real-life and Ryan and Rachel will be sucking rain water off of each other's faces in the end. Ain't no love like Canadian love.
This shit probably isn't true, but it still makes for the perfect triangle. Rachel McAdams is a wholesome-looking white angel with golden hair like a melted halo and Eva looks like an 80s soap opera villainess who can steal your man and half of your company in one day. I mean, she even dresses like Alexis Carrington (see: pictures of her outside of Letterman below). So that is why I will always wear a Team Eva t-shirt from Kitson (do they still sell that shit?).
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This is something I can never understand.
Yeah he's cute and all but everybody knows he's a man-whore. If you go to his house, his sheets are embroidered "P" for Player.
He must have a magic penis that makes you come AND cleans the cat box. That's the only possible explanation.
Cut that shit off. Believe me, if your man/woman talks to their ex, there is a very real possibility they will do fucktimes with them. FULL STOP. Your significant other needs to pull the brake and not speak to them anymore for the sake of you. If they don't, they are not ready to move on. Friends and relationships are not the same thing. They can find another platonic shoulder to cry on.
As far Ryan and Eva. They are such an odd couple to me. He must be vagimatized because they are too weird of a match. My verdict is he is not a flight risk, but I don't see their thing lasting long anyway. Eva seems the kind of bitch whou glamours men just to show she can and because he was the hottest thing for a second there. BITCHCRAFT, I say.
Rachel and Ryan aren't their characters from the notebook.. Who knows why they aren't together anymore.. Movies aren't real, fangirls... Must write that 100 times on the blackboard... .. Perhaps he and Eva are happy together... Oh, the humanity! *eye roll*
I love how angry Eva makes the Gosling fangirls.
Ryan and Eva are great together, a great match...but his heart will always belong to Rachel...we'll have to see how this one plays out...poor Eva, she has no luck
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:16pm.
There's this funny commercial out featuring a grandpa who's brutally honest. He's playing with his grandson when the kid asks "Hey Grandpa, how'd you know Grandma was the one?"
Grandpa says "When her sister dumped me." lols
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That is HILARIOUS! My boyfriend and I love this commercial. I like it when the grandson asks "Where do we go when we die?", and the grandpa says "In the ground". HA HA HA HA HA!
Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 3:27pm.
@stefystef- I thought Regina got divorced, and then she and her child moved in with MJW. Apparently though, he was "no longer feeling it" and is kicking them both out. Allegedly.
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Yeah, I read that and I was like, damn, poor girl's gotta move her baby out too! In the words of Billie Holiday, "God bless the child whose got its own".
Regina is a good actress and been in good projects. GET YOUR OWN SHIT, REGINA! And tell these men that YOU are the prize, not them.
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Yes, I hate it when women don't control their own destinies!
@stefystef- I thought Regina got divorced, and then she and her child moved in with MJW. Apparently though, he was "no longer feeling it" and is kicking them both out. Allegedly.
How interesting! She must be a piece of work because he can't do any better.
Agreed!
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 3:23pm.
Eva was trippin the day she thought it was a good idea to wear a doo rag on the red carpet.
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I looked at that doo-rag and thought the same thing @ditquoi.
Does she think she's Norma Desmond? No, she is NOT ready for her close-up, Mr. DeVille. *LOL*
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
LOL I could see it if it were a proper head wrap, like trying to start a trend or something...but a doo rag?? Blurgh. :D
I think Eva is one of the hottest pieces in Hollywood, however, I never thought her and Gosling were a good match. Rachel McAdams is also a hot piece, with one of the best pair of legs I've ever seen. I never understood why McGosling? didn't stay together, they seemed so perfect. It seems like he would prefer a shy, innocent blonde more than a total sex object like Mendes.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 3:22pm.
I didn't know Malcolm Jamal Warner and Regina King were together... I thought she was married.
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I didn't know they were together either. Hmmmmmm... Could be bearding each other?
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Eva was trippin the day she thought it was a good idea to wear a doo rag on the red carpet.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:02am.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:57am.
I don't know about this love triangle, but I just saw that Malcolm Jamal Warner split with Regina King......
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The same woman who is Dana Jones???? Daughter of Brother and Mrs. Jones? Sibling to Craig Jones?? she is gay.
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Queen Latifah is gay, I know that. But I thought so was Regina King. I have to wait until Michael K gives me the skinny on this one.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/malcolm-jamal-warner-reg...
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
I didn't know Malcolm Jamal Warner and Regina King were together... I thought she was married.
In my heart, Regina George wins every time. Eva Mendes bothers me with her adderall face and bucky teefs.
"Actress Eva Mendes tested her dog’s shock collar on herself before putting it on her beloved pet to make sure the device was safe for her pooch.
Mendes invested in a special collar to prevent her “attack dog,” a Belgian Shepherd named Hugo, from harming smaller animals.
However, she was so concerned the gadget would hurt her pet, she tried it out on her own arm first – and was surprised by the powerful jolt it gave out.
Mendes tells David Letterman “All he (Hugo) wants to do is prove his love to me, you know, all he wants to do is kill for me. It’s so sweet. (But) I’d feel terrible if he hurt a little thing so I try to get in there and I use – people always get mad at me for this – but I use a shock collar on him and I have the remote. But I’ve tried it on myself at all levels. I swear!…" (SFGate.com)
Funny ... the mid level triangle. But these are all attractive people. Ergo, I smell a PR stunt. I seriously doubt this occurs. McAdams doesn't seem like some clingy type...or some man stealer. Mendes is beautiful. RG (who is really kinda plain) dates hotties. So....it's great press for everyone. Three way publicity win. Gossip keeps them all in the press, and top of casting agents' minds.
Where's the sex tape? LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
If there were kids involved it would be a completely different story, but as it is, I can see why Mendes would be distrustful of McAdams's motives.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I see no problem with being friends with exes, but fell out of regular touch with all of mine. In the end we have nothing in common- maybe that's why they are exes? And I just realized the other day that not one of them has kids, which to me is odd odds. My husband had to move to the States with me to get away from his ex, who would not stop asking him for help/ money as though she was still with him, because she decided to be with a Gypsy who doesn't lift a finger for her. They have a better relationship now, keep in touch sporadically. Why would I be jealous? They shared years together. I think it's good to keep in touch with your past.
I just don't get the appeal of this guy. He is like the male version of goopy to me. Boring and blah in the face.
www.poopreport.com :)
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I always know who the ONE is , who I like the most , who I want to be with etc. I'm lucky in that department never had to second guess or have a triangle siti, the problem is I never know how they feel , I am male illiterate, grew up with all females most of my life, men are a mystery to me...not a intriguing one , but a mystery none the less
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
But I thought he was trying to take a step back from being out of the spotlight? Is he gonna resort to being like a Kardashian? Being known for all the drama and attention whoring that surrounds him instead for being an actor?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
There's this funny commercial out featuring a grandpa who's brutally honest. He's playing with his grandson when the kid asks "Hey Grandpa, how'd you know Grandma was the one?"
Grandpa says "When her sister dumped me." lols
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
i just know one thing - whatever his daddy is doing with his personal regions Doggie Gosling damn sure better be taken care of. Doggie Gosling is my absolute favorite celebrity dog right now!!!
Team Doggie Gosling!
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Eva is gorgeous even with a bitchface.
I wish I could be friends with exes some of them I really miss as friends but they kept trying to get me into bed and talking trash about the husband. One of them had a wicked sense of humor and a great mind but was lacking in the junk department.
Stick with the flavah Ryan! Stick with the flavah!
I am still friends with a couple of my exes. Not very close friends, but friends enough to talk occasionally. BH is close friends with a couple of his exes, one of which is married to one of his best friends and is one of our closes friends and we get together with them quite often. I am not at all bothered by their former relationship.
In fact I am bringing her and her MIL lunch at the hospital today. They have been there all night. FIL got a clot in his leg and is having heart complications. They have been eating out of the vending machine for 24 hours. I'm bringing them some real food.
Back on topic. After some healing time remaining friends with an ex is fine so long as neither one is looking to rekindle anything, especially if one or the other, or both are in another relationship.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:22am.
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It's much easier to enjoy a relationship with your s.o. if you are 100% upfront and let them know what your expectations of them are as well as what they can expect of you. If either person can't live by the terms or can't handle the brutal honesty then they're wasting their (my) time.
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That's some truth right there, give the man a ceegar. It takes some time and experience to realize this is the best way. Some people never get it.
That's how I like to operate. For example, if I get to know a woman and we seem to be clicking, maybe ready to move on to the next level, I tell 'em I expect a little anal sex every once in a while.
Some of them can't handle it, they get all huffy and disgusted and stomp away. Hey, I'm just being upfront with them, if they can't handle the idea of putting on a strap on sometimes it's not my problem. Bwahahahahahahaha!! ;-P
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You dirty birdy.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:00pm.
ITA. If you both have moved on and the breakup was fairly amicable there is nothing wrong or inappropriate about being friends. After all at one point and time you had to actually like the person.
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:00pm.
preach
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
My ex is fat with 3 kids and she looks like she smells soooooo hurrah pour moi!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:22am.
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It's much easier to enjoy a relationship with your s.o. if you are 100% upfront and let them know what your expectations of them are as well as what they can expect of you. If either person can't live by the terms or can't handle the brutal honesty then they're wasting their (my) time.
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That's some truth right there, give the man a ceegar. It takes some time and experience to realize this is the best way. Some people never get it.
That's how I like to operate. For example, if I get to know a woman and we seem to be clicking, maybe ready to move on to the next level, I tell 'em I expect a little anal sex every once in a while.
Some of them can't handle it, they get all huffy and disgusted and stomp away. Hey, I'm just being upfront with them, if they can't handle the idea of putting on a strap on sometimes it's not my problem. Bwahahahahahahaha!! ;-P
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Both these women are hot IMO. Very Hot and totally different in looks. I don't see the hot in him but I did not see The Notebook. He dresses up fine and maybe he's a decent guy.
I totally fuxked up my right eyebrow last weekend.
Twatty couldn't even fix it:( Now I just have to wait 2 months for the corner to come back in. It was one of those Oh Shit moments as soon as I did that last pluck. hahaha
My ex talks to me about his relationship. I still care about him as a person, and if he feels that he can talk to me about his life, then why not?
It has nothing to do with wanting to rekindle our former relationship. I don't get why people jump to this conclusion...you can be friends with an ex without wanting to bang them.
I am a loyal eyebrow waxer, otherwise they would grow all the way across my face.
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My guess is that Eva is a better fuck than Rachel. I am a het woman and would rather be in bed with Eva than Rachel.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:47am.
I'm not as dumb as you keep trying to make me out to be. I get it and was being facetious. Yes I ended it but it's because we were really just friends.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:35am.
I'm friends with only one of my serious ex-boyfriends. He was the best - I just thought we were better as friends. Then he married my friend. So that's kind of awkward and now she kind of dislikes me (what did I do? LOL). She wasn't a close friend so no biggie. He and I talk about once a week.
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hahahaha What did you do? You're the ex that talks to him once a week. It probably bugs the hell out of her. And did you dump him? if so...how can you not understand why she's not thrilled to have you talk to him?
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not anymore, i killed him. JOKING!!!
nah, he FINALLY got the msg. thank you for your kind words. :-)
Winkadoodle and SFRB, Steven does that on my phone, too, lol!
How do I find Queen Steven on Facebook and become his long distance bff?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:41am.
LMFAO
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
MJT - I know... I was kidding. She doesn't. She was at first lol I told her to GIT BINT
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
My husband is friends and coworkers with one of his exes. I guess it should bother me, but it never has for some reason.
Maybe it's because we ran into her at Wal-Mart 4-5 years ago and she looked like a chubby Whitesnake groupie circa 1986 then I made fun of him ("Hahahaha! You used to FUCK HER!!!") all night.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:38am.
LMAO. She crazy ;) SQUIRREL!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
MJT THE ONLY PERSON SQUIRREL GETS UNEASY WITH IS YOU!!! hahahahahahaaaaa
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
@Ophelia
yup! btw i'm stealing the "it's too weird being friends with someone you used to get nekkid with" line lol.
liked Rachel in Red Eye, don't really remember her in anything else but she's a lookah. don't remember Eva in ANYTHING, maybe b/c i'm too focused on The Mole.