The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 22nd!

Jessica Simpson has taken up art during her second pregnancy.
First up? A portrait of Joe, made entirely of Weight Watchers' leftovers. - Sugarcoatedbitch

Runners-up:

The doctors warned Adrienne Maloof not to go in the sun or her new face would melt off and the old one would reemerge. - daisy100

Bruce Willis should probably have taken a look at the script before he signed on to do the film "Fry Hard." - Detective_LaToya

Even in zombie death, Richard Simmons is FAAAABULOUUUUS! - Half.Mexican.Wonder

via Picture Is Unrelated

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 3:09pm.

Great jobs, funny hookahz!

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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 1:31pm.

Sugarcoatedbitch, that was such a great caption!!!!! I nominate it for the top 10 all time best captions.

Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 10:13am.

Thank you MK xoxo and congrats winners!!

Submitted by chinchilla on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 9:45am.

wtg weeners!!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 9:25am.

daisy!xoxoxoxo congrats all, funny shit

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 9:24am.

Supoib winners!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOgSdc8OAI

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 9:19am.

Congrats winners!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 9:08am.

Yay Sluts. This was nasty.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by PrincessIvory on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 8:36am.

Not a caption, but OMG that's CREEPY.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 7:23am.

Dick and chips. Yum.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 7:14am.

"Benson! Stabler! My platter! Now!"
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Homeless J on Sun, 03/24/2013 - 10:10pm.

The McDonald's Unhappy meal - free for all kids at all Dahmer's Funeral & Roadhouse Emporiums located near you.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sun, 03/24/2013 - 3:33pm.

Don Frito Guacamole was a hit at his last party.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 03/24/2013 - 2:33pm.

Head cheese is making a breakneck comeback in the culinary world.

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Submitted by H321 on Sun, 03/24/2013 - 2:31pm.

When the fortune teller showed Tara Reid an image of her future self, she couldn't believe she would have that much hair left on her head.

Submitted by City Barbie on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 11:17pm.

The goof is in the pudding!

Submitted by H321 on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 10:57pm.

After many decades of overusing hairspray Donald Trump's hair finally crisped over.
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love it

Submitted by Leenav48 on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 9:59pm.

What am I, chopped liver?!

Submitted by Jp1979 on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 8:55pm.

After many decades of overusing hairspray Donald Trump's hair finally crisped over.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 8:45pm.

Lost in Translation: The Chinatown Arby's brought L. Ron Hubbard's head to Courtney Love.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 8:34pm.

"Waiter, I want what she's having and don't give me any lip!"

Submitted by I am Legend on Sun, 03/24/2013 - 9:56pm.

Bruce Willis in his wurst performance since "The Expendables 2". At least the supporting cast is an improvement.

Submitted by janesexton on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 3:21pm.

Amanda Bynes' latest tweet: I want @drake to murder my grampa's mouth.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 3:18pm.

Nancy Grace finally lost her head.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by janesexton on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 3:12pm.

Stay tuned for a special edition of Diners, "Drive-in's and Dives"...brought to you by "Snapped".

Submitted by Cape-Chrissy on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 2:53pm.

Dick Van Pâté

Submitted by Cape-Chrissy on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 2:46pm.

Dick Van Pâté

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 1:52pm.

Frito-lay in state until his friends chipped in for a funeral.

Submitted by paperbagprince on Sun, 03/24/2013 - 9:03am.

John Travolta: For once, Bruce Willis is giving me head.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 10:09am.

I guess it's OK but whatever happened to the mold of Jimmi Hendrix's dick?

Submitted by Dragon jockey on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 8:13am.

King Roland of Planet Druidia
'I'm breathing... air, aaaaiiiiiiirrrrrr!'

Submitted by barchord63@yahoo.com on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 11:00am.

sorry for the double post

Submitted by barchord63@yahoo.com on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 7:39am.

I'll have the Mickey Rourke and chips please.

Submitted by MisterPatty on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 7:15am.

Even after her blood facial, people thought Kim Ks latest beauty mask was really bizarre

Submitted by Diamond.Goddess. on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 6:12am.

Hannibal Lecter--"WHERE'S the f-ing Chi-AN-ti?!"

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Big girls need big diamonds--Elizabeth Taylor

Submitted by Half.Mexican.Wonder on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 2:04am.

Even in zombie death, Richard Simmons is FAAAABULOUUUUS!

Submitted by Justmeyall on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 1:20am.

And it shakes like Lil Wayne too!!!

Submitted by Justmeyall on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 1:20am.

And it shakes like Lil Wayne too!!!

Submitted by ceofancypants on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:36pm.

Is this what "Goopy in a box" looked like in Seven?

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:32pm.

FINALLY, Steve Wilkos is honored and recognized as only Steve Wilkos should be. GET OFFA MY STAGE!!!!!!!!

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by Whaaaaat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:33pm.

No one liked it when Bernie hosted dinner; he was always making an aspic of himself.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:30pm.

He died the President of Hostess. But his wife became the Hostess with the Mostess.