Brit Brit And Normal Guy Dave Held Hands In Public, But What In 50s Diner Waitress Hell Is She Wearing?

March 22, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Daddy Spears obviously insists on sending Brit Brit out for staged hand holding photo-ops with her leased boyfriend David Somethingoranother, but couldn’t he fix her style beforehand? This makes the veins in my eyeballs hurt since we’re so used to seeing Brit Brit looking like the fashion icon she is in baggy, grease-stained sweats, a t-shirt that doubles as a booger rag and fug boots that are meant to be given out as a gag gift.

I liked that dress better when Lily Tomlin wore it in Big Business. It looks like something a Project Runway contestant would come up with if they had to make a flight attendant dress out of tablecloths and napkins from a Sweet 16 birthday party. And she just had to go full fug by pairing a black and pink dress with your memaw’s least favorite brown church shoes. Those are dookie shoes. And he looks like the maitre d’ of a Cracker Barrel.

I swear, Daddy Spears is totally just screwing with us now.

Tags: Britney Spears, Fug, Rehab, Well Well Well

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