Brit Brit And Normal Guy Dave Held Hands In Public, But What In 50s Diner Waitress Hell Is She Wearing?
Daddy Spears obviously insists on sending Brit Brit out for staged hand holding photo-ops with her leased boyfriend David Somethingoranother, but couldn't he fix her style beforehand? This makes the veins in my eyeballs hurt since we're so used to seeing Brit Brit looking like the fashion icon she is in baggy, grease-stained sweats, a t-shirt that doubles as a booger rag and fug boots that are meant to be given out as a gag gift.
I liked that dress better when Lily Tomlin wore it in Big Business. It looks like something a Project Runway contestant would come up with if they had to make a flight attendant dress out of tablecloths and napkins from a Sweet 16 birthday party. And she just had to go full fug by pairing a black and pink dress with your memaw's least favorite brown church shoes. Those are dookie shoes. And he looks like the maitre d' of a Cracker Barrel.
I swear, Daddy Spears is totally just screwing with us now.
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Brittney has negative a billion style sense. It's not just that she can't just be casual Friday, she can't dress herself for ANY occasion. Oh well. Just hope she's keep on keepin on with the sanity. (Sanity inspectors who use dress to guess are gonna give Brit Brit the thumbs down. Fo Sho. LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
She always looks so greasy and trashy and messed up! She's a hot mess, for sure, she's in her thirties and looks so haggard all the time, i hope this new guy is a nice, normal guy who will be good for her and help her
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Don't know if anyone will see this since the Lardassian whore has arrived. Lol
@mike
It all started with a dlister named petersburgva. I caught the name and made mention, then johnnysgirl added she's from Va as well. =)
Now we have you, dang, and MisterPatty added to the list of fine ass dlisted Va hors! Woot!!!! XD
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I hope that it works out for her this time.
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Didn't she just end an engagement and three year relationship like a month ago? I'd ask WTF is wrong with her but we all know she is legally retarded.
That shade aside they look good together, he's got a kinda cute face and a kinda pudgy body and she's got a great body and a meh face.
What is this ?
Sadie Hawkins Day?
worst looks ever for both..
wrinkled.. suit with baseball cap. my FAVE look for men.. said no one ever..
it looks like they've been locked in the trunk of a car for a day or 2?
she's really lost it..
so wants to quit.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
She has on a dress from Bettie Paige, it to small for her. Not close to anything fetish, this dress looks better on Bernie Dexter who a size 0.
How did y'all start talking about The Old Dominion State? I went to both prep school and college there, and both sides of my family originated there (i.e., they first settled there when coming to this continent).
Submitted by Gingah on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:04pm.
I bet she busts out that Khia song while prancing in a stained pink bra and hanes her way briefs.
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That dress is adorable! This shoes, not so much. She needs black patent leather pumps, some fishnets and a black wig. Then it would be amazing!
Poor thing looks majorly depressed.
She looks sooooooooooo sad!
The dress is a major upgrade from those gross high-necked tank tops she's always wearing.
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"Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 10:57am.
Compared to this Brit is a shiny example of good taste:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4854743/kim-kardashian-s..."
On this topic, this is one of the most oddly shaped pregnancies I have ever seen (other than Beyonce's). KK can't be serious.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
The baby would've fucking suffocated to death in one of these bind torture kill outfits by now. No way is this vacant moocow ACTUALLY carrying a Gayguppy inside of her.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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The sound of the BR
Compared to this Brit is a shiny example of good taste:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4854743/kim-kardashian-s...
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Can't Pimp Daddy find a cuter rentboy for poor Brit? I feel so sorry for this chick.... Too crazy to have your own life and spend your own money but just sane enough to be pushed into working to pay shady people for keeping you prisoner...I guess.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Both outfits are ten kinds of wrong. As usual, MK's descriptions are hilariously spot-on.
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I dunno. Under that cap Leased Boyfriend looks like a cross between Zefron and Channing Tatum, never a good sign. He might be a drooler.
And poor ole Brit never knows when to stop with an outfit, does she? The 1940s dress might have looked cute with an appropriate shoe in black. But knowing her the other choice were a pair of broke-down Uggs, so I guess the Payless meemaw shoes were the lesser of two evils.
Her hair looks whack, though.
Her shape is looking quite lovely :D both coming and going. Dress can be cute but she never seems to complete an ensemble...
She just shot a shape magazine cover...we'll see
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This could be a picture of me and my husband on a hangover day, lol. Except I wouldn't be caught dead in cap sleeves or ankle straps.
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You know... I really wish she'd go back to that hairstyle she had when she first broke up with Kevin. This cute little bob with bangs.
http://redcarpetdress.blogspot.com/2012/03/britney-spears-late-show-with...
So much less work for her & would give her a much needed break from the extensions she can't care for.
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I prefer normal, regular guys as well, but not chunky ones.
When I first saw "normal guy" in pictures he looked better looking than this. Wonder if the fried chicken and cheeto diet is taking a toll on him already? As far as Britney's outfit, I don't overly mind the dress in theory but is there some sort of fashion rule nowadays that you must pick the most unmatching shoes possible with your outfit?
I think he looks like a fat faced Channing Tatum.
And she's looking lovely... both from the front and the back.
I like normal regular guys
She said a LONG time ago that she would date someone from McDonalds - she didn't care.
David must be something really special... but I am not seeing it.
Oh Brit~ just wash yo damn hair!!!!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Way north of you other VA Horz. I've lived in alexandria va since I was 15, 30 years
Had to look up fetish model. So Brit is working her knees? Girl never had a chance to develop any clothes sense. Her parents pranced her around for Pepsi when she was a child with no clothes on. Let people fuck with her all for the cash. Her parents make me sick. I feel very sorry for her.
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dementa thanks for Virginia is for lovers link. So no GD reason at all! Just is. And it worked. People believed it!
oH Britney Britney Britney.. The dress is cute.... The shoes are all wrong.. I just don't get her why would you wear yellowish brown wedge shoes with a black and pink dress
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Can I join the VA conversation? Born and raised in Colonial Heights, across the bridge from Petersburg! My family is still there - I miss it!
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When you think about it, wearing a mismatched outfit might have been the only choice she could make herself that day :( I like the dress, it just needs tailoring.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_is_for_Lovers
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That dress is pretty unfortunate. It looks like something one of those "fetish" models would wear for a stupid photo shoot.
You have no idea what fetish model is. This more retro 40/50 clothing.
If they're going to pay someone to be her "boyfriend", couldn't they have hired a good-looking guy who is not spilling out of his clothes. Look at the gut on that guy!
Brit has such a cute little body, but neither she, nor her minders know how to dress her. At least she's not wearing a herve leger dress.
@johnnysgirl
(I left this as a reply earlier when you first said where you're from. Didn't think you saw it, so I put it here)
Aahh, hellz yeah! VCU is da shiz! Most of my
relatives are in Richmond. I've been to
Winchester several times. (was a band geek in jr high and
hs!)
I miss the seasons also, I'm here in central Wa. Nothing
called Spring happens here. Just cold all the time until July
5th, then it's 95*-100+* until the end of August! Sucks big
time here weather wise. Stranded her since '98!
#Someone help a ho out? =)
I miss lightning bugs too! Are you my next door neighbor?
=D
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 12:38am.
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It is beautiful! And the Blue Ridge Parkway? Absolutely GORGEOUS, esp in the fall when the leaves turning is at its best. Breathtaking! Parkway runs through Roanoke, a bff and I used to go driving up there all of the time.
The "Va is for lovers" logo? I have no idea where they came up with that. Lol. Maybe because taking your lover to all of the beautiful places throughout the state? Mountains, oceans, ehh..I'm just makin' shit up now. XD
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Is he the new designated keeper of the pill bottle?
Poor old crazy Brit.
i don't understand her dress, at all.
i hope this starts the next phase of BritBrit's career, where she gets to slowly retreat back to some back-woods home, and just be a chubby housewife.
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oh guuuurl, those shoes do not go with that dress. and those shoes are too small.
why do I get the feeling that these two were returning from a church service or something? & awwww, he's wearing his dress up jeans lol. men, no, you can't wear your *fancy* pair of jeans with your suit. that just screams white trash. which matches Britney's entire wardrobe, so I guess they're perfect for each other.
eh, he seems relatively harmless, so I approve.
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 1:20am.
BTW are her children still in her ex-husband's custody?
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Yes, I think that's why he's still fat and not dancing, per the photo the other day. http://www.thesuperficial.com/kevin-federline-fat-britney-spears-daisy-d... (linked from the Afternoon Crumbs)
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BTW are her children still in her ex-husband's custody?
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Thamar, I have no fucking idea. State slogans are so stupid. Isn't one of our states called the "Show Me State"? Explain that one to me, hehe!
Those shoes hurt my eyeballs. Looks good in the dress. The mop on her head is sketchy and not needed. She doesn't look too happy. Low blood sugar prolly. I am sorry to see how her life is not her own. I hate her f'n parents with a passion.
OnT of Virginia. Why is it for lovers? Haven't been there enough. Can't stay for answer. But will read back next visit if anyone can answer that question.
Britney needs a real girlfriend. The kind that tell you the truth and piss you off.
Bye dlisted. I love you.
Virginia is gorgeous (mountains, valleys, rivers, and coast) and full of history. West VA is also stunning, tho it gets a bad rap. Beautiful hiking and camping and river rafting. I just had to leave because of the extreme conservatism. I needed more progressive thought and sex-positivity.
But I have so many beautiful memories of nature from there. Just gorgeous.
What doesn't kill you...usually succeeds on the 2nd attempt.
He's fat.
VA is all up in the D tonight!! Woot!
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Brittany bitch *sigh* WTF are you wearing?
I love you, I really do. but this outfit is straight motherfuckin' TRA-GIC!!! Daddy Spears you're supposed to be holding the reigns on everything, do your job bitch!!! wtf are you paying yourself for?
P.s. I don't give 2 squirts of duck shit about her new boo.
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