The Original Aunt Viv Goes After Wendy Williams, Again
I will never tell Aunt Viv the First from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air to kindly step away from her laptop or to turn off her recording device of choice, because when she yanks off a bitch's wig, she yanks so hard that it leaves a carpet burn on that bitch's forehead. Janet Hubert already went after Wendy Williams for dragging Whitney Houston when she was alive but turning into a puddle of sad tears and wet wig hair when she died. This time, Janet is grabbing the step stool and climbing up it to choke Wendy out, because Wendy brought up her name while talking to Tatyana Ali on her show earlier this week. Wendy only asked Tatyana what happened to the first Aunt Viv, and I guess Janet didn't like that her name came out of Wendy's mouth, because she had some shit to say and then some on her Blog Talk Radio show. Here's just a piece of the verbal slap down Aunt Viv laid down on Wendy, courtesy of Ronald Matters and The Urban Daily:
Dear Wiggy, I’m sorry, Wendy,
Recently, you found the need to put an end to the mystery surrounding my departure from a show that I did so damn long ago that I don’t even remember why I departed.
Wendy Williams, or whatever you are supposed to be, I’m not quite sure. I’m writing you yet again, to appeal to your sense of womanhood or manhood as some suggest. Please close your mouth about things that you know nothing of.
Now perhaps other black women have allowed you to berate them and continued to support you in this manner of madness and rewarding hatefulness. So I sat there and watched you like some devilish sinkhole swallow up Tatyana Ali. You reduced her to a child sitting their tempting to keep some symbolism of dignity about her as you pried and invaded her life until you got what you wanted.
You are such a demon Wendy. You are wicked, awful, conniving, sinister, spiteful, jealous of every other woman. Simply put, Wendy you are a virus. You are not nor have you ever been a true woman.
I just would like to know who died and told you that you were reborn as Oprah. You want to be Oprah so bad that you would kill for it and you will kill anyone to achieve success. Sister, you will never be another Oprah. Oprah lifted her audience up and exuded an air of class.
But you know what Wendy, you are not even in my league. It is so beneath me to even bother with someone like you, but you asked for it. You will not destroy all of the hard work that I went through for the last decade to clear my good name. I simply will not allow you to do so. I’m a lady and a real one.
Wendy girlfriend you just messed with the wrong sista.
So, here is my advice to you Wendy. Wipe your giant teeth off camera. Please put some sweat pits under your arms, and darling if your sweater is pulling until there are lines across your chest, its too tight. You might want to deflate those tremendous breast. Take off the fake blonde hair. You have to stop playing the race card because you are coming off like a wannabe white girl who will never be white.
I kind of feel sorry for you. You sit there on your big-footed tacky throne everyday while millions of people are laughing at you not with you. There is a big difference. Nobody cares about what you think about their lives. But we do care about what you put out there about us.
My heart saddens at how women, especially black women, have embraced her evil after all of our struggles in society. You and your kind have set us back a hundred years or so. How dare you chastise anyone when you are such a travesty?
Now take that, chew it my dear and stick it on your lord have mercy you are disgusting fly ridden gum wall. And that’s the advice I have for you my sister. Peace.
I love how Wendy didn't even talk shit about Aunt Viv. All she did was say Aunt Viv's name and Janet Hubert still put a question mark over her crotch, called out her juicy pits and said she was a demon from hell. I swear, Aunt Viv acts like Wendy broke into her backyard, stole her dog, skinned it and is now wearing it as a wig. But I still love it when Aunt Viv loses whatever is left of her mind and goes off. Can somebody please lie to Aunt Viv 1.0 and tell her the Kardashians are smearing shit all over her good name, because I want to see her rip their faces off with her words.
Click here to listen to Aunt Viv the First reading her letter out loud. Why isn't she on The View?!!!
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As Mrs. Williamson, the mom of Leila and the late great Evangeline Williamson sisters on the late great One Life to Live (now being revived by Prospect Park), Aunt Viv was also kind of a meanie when it came to the sisters' boyfriend Christian.
Someone's in love!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Before she went mainstream, W.Williams was pissing people off in the rap/hiphop world. She is forever a shit-stirrer.
meh
Aunt Viv I comes off sounding as crazy as Wendy Williams looks in that photo.
The first, last and hopefully only time I've seen the Wendy Williams show, she was busy BOWING DOWN to Halle Berry, kissing her ass six ways to Sunday in some in-person interview.
I've never seen WW in attack mode, but I imagine it's equally unpleasant.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:04pm.
it's like watchin fuckin "pong" on Atari...
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:53pm.
well honey going to Rush Limbaugh on matters of pop music and feminism is like going to Miguelina for the best way to eat a woman out!!!
Aunt Viv I was way better than the Aunt Viv II but after reading this it's becoming clear why she got the can.
I can relate to her because I shamefully admit that I used to pull crap like writing drawn out, insulting emails to be people who did me dirty.
Now these people didn't just do something as simple as mention my name. Two were an ex and the woman he cheated on me with and the other was a grown woman who I once considered a friend that bullied my kid. But what they did doesn't really matter. I totally see how I was in the wrong. All I did was act a fool and lost some really good friends because of feeding into drama.
As everyone already knows when it comes to stuff like this it's best to just take the high road and keep the mouth shut. People truly reap what they sow and don't necessarily need to be told about themselves.
Aunt Viv is very attractive. WW is frightening and made me cringe.
How can I be a race baiter if you are the one bringing it up? But I hope you have a nice day as well.
Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:02pm.
And you have neither provided a reasonable explanation for bringing race and stereotypes into this wholly unrelated thread, nor a willingness to refrain from doing so in the future."
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Said the stereotypical race-bater. You have a good day though, bridge troll. Me continuing to respond to you, only enables your ridiculousness.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
it's like watchin fuckin "pong" on Atari...
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
And you have neither provided a reasonable explanation for bringing race and stereotypes into this wholly unrelated thread, nor a willingness to refrain from doing so in the future.
Thanks for proving my point.
Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:49am.
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I assumed you were done, ya'know since you said "good day" and all. Thank you proving my point and validating all my "insults" and "name-calling". ;)
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Honestly Aunt Viv is a mental case. Wendy loves shit like this.. She's been talking about pple since forever..
I used to feel sorry for Aunt Viv and hated the recasted chick out of my loyalty. But over the years she's proven that she's insane.. She comes out of hiding every so often to go off on people. What does she do now?? She's fucking crazy....lol
I am glad to see you have calmed down on the name calling- and just moved on to insults. An improvement. And I agree about unfounded, irrelevant comments, which was my issue with you from the start.
I think one of us is hung up on race, and it is not me. Why bring someone's race into a thread that has nothing to do with race? Or even stereotypes about a person's race? Because they are " acting that way" is still not a good explanation. Why not just leave it out next time?
@ Lucy -
This GIF always get me:
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1107674/aunt-viv-dancing_o_GIFS...
LOL.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:32am.
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Not really. You can tell someone is losing an argument if their comments have no relevance, makes no sense and are unfounded.
And bitch, please, do you see what website you are on? You're just mad because you lack wit, intelligence, humor and have to resort to the race card, sit the fuck down.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Joel Mchale use to rag on Wendy on The Soup, he said she was his favorite pterodactyl. LMAO!
One of my friends could do a spot on version of Wendy's "How you doin!" HE had to lower his voice in order to do it though. X]
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Dramatic annoying bitch who lacks understanding is dramatic, annoying and lacks understanding.
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From your comments, it appears you know more about that than I could ever hope to. I will take your word for it.
And you can always tell when someone is losing an argument because they resort to name calling. Enjoy your day.
I am Team Wendy now.
Seriously, that was some hateful stuff from Janet. Writing sounding like a scorned lover didn't help.
Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 4:19am.
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Dramatic annoying bitch who lacks understanding is dramatic, annoying and lacks understanding. You're way too ignorant to attempt this thing called "intelligence" honey. Did you think that if you proclaim something that it automatically makes it so. Did you learn that from those great people you know?
PS: My "friends" have mocked and said more fucked up shit about their "own" people than I ever have because they are disgusted by that type of behavior and how it makes them look, so please, don't try to assume you know who I hangout with, what they think of me, and what you "assume" I hide from them, and while you're at it stupid bitch, please retire back from under the bridge from whence you came, I'm sure there are some lonely goats crossing that you could tell your tired ass riddles too.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
She seems to know an awful lot about Wendy's show for someone who doesn't support that type of behavior of a black woman tearing down other black women.
Wendy is an awful human being but at least she admits it. This bitch is just an all around bitch and refuses to think so. Wendy ain't Oprah but she sure as shit ain't this bitch whose only relevancy was being fired from a hit show eons ago.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:55am.
That's a man in one of Bey's old wigs, right?
*tries not to laugh*
*fails horribly*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's a man in one of Bey's old wigs, right?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I like this woman.
Kumbaya, bitch.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 10:05am.
Submitted by SFRBully on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 9:36am.
Have you ever seen the porn she was in with that gentleman of color and his 3 foot pet penis?? very uncomfortable to watch....
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YES. It made me think of Steve Urkel the whole time!
GOT ANY CHEEEEESE?
Submitted by SFRBully on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 9:36am.
Have you ever seen the porn she was in with that gentleman of color and his 3 foot pet penis?? very uncomfortable to watch....
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
tl;dr everything.
What is that Cowardly Lion mess on the right? Aunt Viv #1 was the best, and that dance class episode with her in a pink leotard will forever slay me. I didn't like Aunt Viv #2 - she was NOT as funny.
Didn't Wendy used to be a man????
I think she means "semblance of dignity," of which she has none. How are you going to start the "beneath me" talk when you're only known for a show you had a minor, brief role on and you're a nobody now? She's trying to make Wendy look bad here but she just makes herself look like a Gary Busey-level crazy person.
Whatever Aunt Viv, JELLIS. (Don't use the word
"sista" when you're telling someone off, "Sweetheart" is funnier, or boca-de-blowjob).
Also, I think Aunt Viv had something to do with that little girl JUDY from Family Matters DISAPPEARING from the show!
http://voices.yahoo.com/jaimee-foxworth-judy-winslow-crave-abandons-porn...
The side by side picture of the two women says a lot - Hubert looks human, while WW looks weird and plastic-like.
Basically, if people are still calling you Aunt Viv instead of your real name 20 years after your show went off the air, and haven't seen you in anything since, you might want to stop the "you are beneath me's". And this coming from someone with little love for Wendy; calm down, Viv....sounding a bit 51/50ish.
Oh honey keep it to 1 paragraph. I was out by the third one, I'm not putting 5 minutes into this one..
Who watches that weirdo Wendy Williams???? Someone at work was watching her show during her morning break, and I couldn't believe what a freak she was - her hair, face, the way she talked, EVERYTHING.
Aunt Viv would definitely be a fun and smart addition to The View. What an excellent suggestion!
WW is fucking trash. I'd watch a Springer show before I'd listen to that cunt say two words. And I'd suck a dick before I'd watch a fucking Springer show.
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Wendy Williams, certified Reptilian.
"Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 7:52am.
Submitted by OooooNooo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 7:44am.
What class of foolios cover their sofas in plastic? Is that the Italians? Puerto Ricans?"
From what I've seen it's the Italians, Puerto Ricans, Coloreds, Jews, Mexicans, Hmong, and Russians. NEVER the Chinese.
Both my grannys from Ireland, lived in NYC and covered everything in that plastic.
Both my grandmothers were from Ireland, lived in NYC and covered their furniture in plastic
Both my grandmothers were from Ireland, lived in NYC and covered their furniture in plastic
Both my grandmothers were from Ireland, lived in NYC and covered their furniture in plastic
LOL Ophelia, WAY ahead of you hun!!
Submitted by OooooNooo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 7:44am.
What class of foolios cover their sofas in plastic? Is that the Italians? Puerto Ricans?
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Queen of the Bronx: Ida Morgenstern
@chinchilla speaking of It's Not Unusual... hehehe crank it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq6pv5dZ5JA ::dances in cubicle::
What class of foolios cover their sofas in plastic? Is that the Italians? Puerto Ricans?
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It was a 1960's thing.
@Ophelias evil twin
made me think of it's not unusual, lmfao. that'll be stuck in my head the rest of the day!! :D
Submitted by chinchilla on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 7:19am.
puleeze. Oprah made a living off telling women what was wrong w/them and banking on it. other than that ~does the Carlton dance~
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LOL!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EgUkQOlFQrA
oh my, with that letter perhaps it is why she was the orignal Aunt Viv.All this does is get more viewers for Wendy Williams when people wanna see who Aunt Viv is shredding.
puleeze. Oprah made a living off telling women what was wrong w/them and banking on it. other than that ~does the Carlton dance~
oh honey Aunt Viv the First sounds like a regular everyday commentor on Dlisted.com!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.