Miley Cyrus Did The Wop For Two Minutes And I Watched All Of It

And this is why I should mainline Death Wish coffee before I open up my laptop.

The chipmunk Slytherin spent all of her teen years working hard to put squirrel meat on the shopping cart grill, so she didn't get the whole "twerking in front of a video camera" thing out of her system the way most of us did before we turned 16. But since bitch doesn't have shit to do now, this is how she's spending her time. Last night, Miley Cyrus uploaded a 2 minute-long video of her shaking her ass in a unicorn onesie. Bitch looks more like a deranged boxing kangaroo with physical Tourettes. The most tragic part of all of this is that my caffeine-less brain spent the first few minutes of my morning trying to process all of this mess. I should really put a warning label on the front of my laptop that reads: "Do Not Operate Unless You Are Under the Influence of Caffeine Or a Mind-Altering Substance."

And here's Miley's maybe fiance Liam Hemsworth arriving back in L.A. last night. I keep refreshing the photo agency databases for pictures of Liam Hemsworth leaving L.A. this morning, because I'm sure as soon as he got home and saw this video of Miley trying to twerk, he turned right back around and got the fuck out of there.

Splash

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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 5:17pm.

No one is saying Hannah Montana anymore... cept for me just now!

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:04am.

You go girl - that was entertaining - no Red Bull needed.

Submitted by TangerineExtreme on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:20pm.

I am 29 weeks pregnant ... I should totally learn this routine :P

Submitted by bird on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 8:38pm.

I actually enjoyed this. best thing this trashball has EVAH done.

I vote for more drugs

Submitted by softness1 on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:07pm.

Just Why???? She's doing too much

Submitted by AshamedOfitAll on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 5:56pm.

MichealK!!!! Dammit I've watched 2, count em 2 twerking videos today...I choose to blame you! Still love u though...

Closed Minds Should Come With Closed Mouths

Submitted by anhydre on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 5:14pm.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:33am.

yeah anita, I'm not clicking on any of those links. May I ask how old you are? as I recall, you fervently defend some younger stars, while going into a bit of a rage on others.
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Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 4:25pm.

Please take all the seats in the stadium Miley. Bitch is always trying to act so grown up, but this video just proves that not only does she look like a 12 year old, she is one mentally.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 4:20pm.

My cat just yowled and ran away.

'nuff said.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 3:49pm.

She should try going to school.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 3:39pm.

Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 2:15pm.

wtf is the wop? I make better videos on friday nights...

this is the original. Miley is doing what they call "the new wop", which doesn't seem to have much to do with the old one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg8yjYKm0XQ

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 3:27pm.

She needs to just buy a pink wig.

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Submitted by LisaL on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 3:25pm.

Yeah, can't really hate. Looks like she was having fun and at least she has some rhythm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 3:02pm.

Just go away foolio, now!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Lexi lane on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 2:43pm.

Liam is hot!

Submitted by DrFunkenstein on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 2:33pm.

wtf is the wop? I make better videos on friday nights...
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The wop is a dance that was around in the late 80's early 90's I tink.

Submitted by Schnikes on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 2:21pm.

Double post. I sorry.

Submitted by Schnikes on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 2:19pm.

Seems like a promotional tool for whoever sells these unicorn onesies. Viral marketing at it's, uh, finest...?

Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 2:15pm.

wtf is the wop? I make better videos on friday nights...

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by ewe on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:28pm.

Turn off the camera and pick up a book!

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:14pm.

I thought that was pretty funny, hehe.

Submitted by Deryn on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:12pm.

Liam is wearing the tidiest hoodie/jeans/backpack combo I've ever seen. Seriously. They look like he just bought them at duty-free.

Submitted by ibnsmother on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:54pm.

That was cute

Submitted by ibnsmother on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:54pm.

That was cute

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:37pm.

I didn't give a shit about "Single Ladies" but I am about to dedicate a LOT of time practicing this routine in the mirror! If only I could find a unicorn onesie....

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:30pm.

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:24pm.

@ Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:30am.

what the --- damn! *side eyes Cookie-Slore*

thank you RHONY, i really do have to be a lot more careful about cutting-and-pasting here! thank you!

*side eyes Cookie-Slore again*

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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:28pm.

is it weird that I really like her now? I mean I always say why don't these complaining bitches like Kristen Stewart just stop working if they hate the press so much and it seems like Miley is kinda doing that and having a ton of fun and engaged to a super hot dude...dream life.

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:24pm.

@ Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:30am.

I actually respect the fact that she made it goofy by wearing the onesie. If she was attention seeking she would have done it in a string bikini, and then I would have hated her

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i bet you're wondering how you put the word 'respect' & 'Miley Cyrus' in the same thought, huh? lol :-D

Submitted by nolface on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:51am.

that was awesome. i like her.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:48am.

Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:30am.

I actually respect the fact that she made it goofy by wearing the onesie. If she was attention seeking she would have done it in a string bikini, and then I would have hated her

This. i'm no fan but WTF?! she's pounded on for being a skank beyond her years, now she does something silly and teenaged with her body fully covered and she's being pounded on for that. hell go to some of you.

/the dance is supposed to be done faster than that i am 100% positive chaka 1 could have killed it in her youth ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:37am.

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 9:46am.
2 THINGS:

-unbeknownst to my coworkers...i take a 10 min 'mental health' break and dance in the bathroom around 11:30 every morning. this dance is going into my repertoire. Miley is my savior. lol

-i've been looking for the perfect comfort outfit for when i survive NYC commuter hell & reach home shivering in misery & grief...so, yeah, i need that onesie in my life immediately. Miley is my new muse.
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LMAO!

Instead of a lap around the parking lot I think I should take note.

Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:37am.

Go Chipmunk, Go Chipmunk!

That was actually cute...

Oh, if I was 21 again, I would have put her azz to SHAME!!!!

Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:37am.

Go Chipmunk, Go Chipmunk!

That was actually cute...

Oh, if I was 21 again, I would have put her azz to SHAME!!!!

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:33am.

yeah anita, I'm not clicking on any of those links. May I ask how old you are? as I recall, you fervently defend some younger stars, while going into a bit of a rage on others.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:28am.

She doesn't bug me. She never had a childhood, so her acting a bit goofy and 15ish isn't a huge surprise. She's not following the typical famewhore route--haven't seen her chocha, she doesn't whore out her personal life, so overall, pretty harmless.

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You haven't seen her chocha? u must be the only one
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http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&c...

Yeah she's a real good kid

Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:26am.

I'm generally a lurker but THIS.... needs to STFD.

Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:22am.

I am so glad that YouTube, Facebook, social media in general didn't exist when I was going through my OMFG?! phase as a youth. I would put Miley to shame.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:21am.

Kind of cute and funny.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:21am.

Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:14am.

liam sweats vinegar & water.
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Submitted by leica on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:18am.

Why. Just why.

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:16am.

@ Mel-Tang

i originally edited this out but *looks around*, speaking of handicap...
this takes place in the single handicap bathroom on my floor.

hey, the only wheelchair user on this floor retired ages ago so don't judge me!

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:13am.

After googling trying to get a video to post, I see:

1. iPhone won't let you cut & paste links from YouTube and
2. There's a "new wop" out, which Miley is attempting above.

On #1, they need to squash this beef between YouTube and Apple because this separate app for videos shit is annoying.
On #2, gross, millennium children, get your own damn dances.

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:30am.

ITA on the YouTube/Apple squabble.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:13am.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:00am.

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 9:50am.
This was kind of adorable! Jiggle-tittays and all. She just bein' Miley.

That dance is NOT "The Wop" I remember from the '80's, though!

Correct. That is not The Wop. B+ for effort though!

Submitted by Mrs_Newandyke on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:58am.

I like her. Not sure why.
I do feel kind of bad. At her age, most girls are busy with school or some sort of job. I think she's got too much time on her hands.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:56am.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:46am.

Whammy you are a sick bastard. I love it. :D
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:55am.

Poor miley, she has no curves and this is the kind of thing you do home alone wgen bored no youtube uploads.

Submitted by FrappenBloat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:55am.

If you watch with the sound off she looks like a constipated monkey

also she's not wearing a bra. i didn't need to see her tiny boobs bouncing around like crazy. i thought they were going to fly off her body

and I still hate that ads by zinc scrolling advertising crap that creeps up the page. urgh, MK. so much advertising already, feel like I'm drowning in it on this site. down the left side, along the top, along the bottom, between posts. just enough already!

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:53am.

That was cute but nothing that 98% of high school students can't do. She is bored as HELL.

Also, are those footy pajamas and if so, where can I get some?