Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 21, 2013 / Posted by:

There are so many Hot Sluts in this clip from the Magic vs. Pacers game on Sunday. That tiny spoon is a Hot Slut for being a tiny spoon. That ice cream cone is a Hot Slut for being an ice cream cone. The girlfriend is a Hot Slut for not giving up on ice cream and trying over and over again to get a piece of some. But the Ice Cream Denier is the ultimate Hot Slut for knowing that when it comes to ice cream “sharing is not caring,” sharing is stupid! I scream, you scream…keeping screaming, girl, cause you ain’t gonna get any.

The clip was everywhere on Sunday and yesterday, and turned everyone involved into overnight stars. I’m sure Cold Stone Creamery or Baskin-Robbins of Thrifty brand ice cream has already signed the Ice Cream Denier to be the face of their ice cream. They should, because dude is serious about ice cream. Whenever his girlfriend would try to get just a tiny spoonful, he’d wave it away without giving a damn. I bet that he had a full stache earlier in the day, but he knew he was going to have some delicious ice cream at the game so he shaved it off. He didn’t want any of that deliciousness getting trapped in his stache. Dude doesn’t even want to share his ice cream with his own facial hair. That Lincoln beard isn’t a fashion statement, it’s an ice-cream-eating tool.

The Ice Cream-Hogger finally gave in and let his girlfriend have some, because I guess he didn’t want to sleep on a futon mattress in the garage that night. But he is still a hero to us all.

And here’s the video of Chris Webber narrating the story of this thrilling love triangle:

Chris Webber is also a HS for that Eddie Murphy reference. He said GOONIE GOO GOO!

via Buzzfeed and Gawker

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