Hot Slut Of The Day!
There are so many Hot Sluts in this clip from the Magic vs. Pacers game on Sunday. That tiny spoon is a Hot Slut for being a tiny spoon. That ice cream cone is a Hot Slut for being an ice cream cone. The girlfriend is a Hot Slut for not giving up on ice cream and trying over and over again to get a piece of some. But the Ice Cream Denier is the ultimate Hot Slut for knowing that when it comes to ice cream "sharing is not caring," sharing is stupid! I scream, you scream...keeping screaming, girl, cause you ain't gonna get any.
The clip was everywhere on Sunday and yesterday, and turned everyone involved into overnight stars. I'm sure Cold Stone Creamery or Baskin-Robbins of Thrifty brand ice cream has already signed the Ice Cream Denier to be the face of their ice cream. They should, because dude is serious about ice cream. Whenever his girlfriend would try to get just a tiny spoonful, he'd wave it away without giving a damn. I bet that he had a full stache earlier in the day, but he knew he was going to have some delicious ice cream at the game so he shaved it off. He didn't want any of that deliciousness getting trapped in his stache. Dude doesn't even want to share his ice cream with his own facial hair. That Lincoln beard isn't a fashion statement, it's an ice-cream-eating tool.
The Ice Cream-Hogger finally gave in and let his girlfriend have some, because I guess he didn't want to sleep on a futon mattress in the garage that night. But he is still a hero to us all.
And here's the video of Chris Webber narrating the story of this thrilling love triangle:
Chris Webber is also a HS for that Eddie Murphy reference. He said GOONIE GOO GOO!
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why didnt she get her own?
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The douche is strong with this one- just seems selfish.
wait, Chris Webber has a desk job now?
I remember seeing him walking around downtown Oakland, back when he and Sprewell were on the team....
*unwraps Werther's, tries to three-point plastic wrapper into garbage can but can't remember where it is*
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Nobody has investigated why she is eqipped with a spoon.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:59pm.
I don't like sharing food and if someone eats (or tries to) off my plate, I go mental! It's just something I find really annoying.
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I have a friend who does that all the time except that she tells me me she'll get a little bit off of me if I don't mind. I can't say no so I say "sure" even though I'm pretty annoyed but try not to show it. She rarely pays for her own stuff. Ugh.
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Well, fuck me, I read this and thought, "great, Denier, some fancy city word or brand name I'm gonna have to look up now."
But yeah, she probably didn't want any ice cream, said she was on a diet or something, and then wanted to mooch on his. Besides, once she stuck her spoon in it, there'd be a big dip in one side and he'd have to even up the whole thing all over again.
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Submitted by Willowmeena on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 2:14pm.
Then, he can eat all the ice cream he wants - alone, whilst jerking off into a sock.
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oh honey, you say that like it's a bad thing
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That guy has an asshole vibe about him - hope she dumps him. Then, he can eat all the ice cream he wants - alone, whilst jerking off into a sock.
Selfishness and meaness are deal breakers in my book.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
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I don't like to share my food, BUT I WILL ask you before I serve myself/buy myself/go get for myself anything, if you too would like me to get/bring/serve you some.
If you tell me no, you best not be coming for mine once I have it, cause there will be a resounding "oh hell no". Of course that didnt apply to my kids when they were little but now that they are older they have learned the ways of mom.
I won't be asking you for yours either.
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I don't like sharing food and if someone eats (or tries to) off my plate, I go mental! It's just something I find really annoying.
She should have gotten her own ice-cream. Maybe she's dieting (ugh) and just wanted a little bit though. Etiher way, I have no idea why this clip got any attention at all.
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I'm fine with giving each other a hard time in relationships, but this doesn't really look like teasing to me. I'm guessing either they had a fight earlier, or the guy's just an asshole. He looks like one. In the end, it's more of the face of resignation than, "Ok, ok, honey, you can have some." Just my (probably wildly inaccurate) guess.
I have to share things a lot, being the oldest. So, I had also developed the habit of hiding stuff if I really didn't want to share, though I don't really do that now. If it's food I might make it really spicy (doesn't always work). I'm pretty good about sharing in general, sometimes reluctantly. I don't have any problems with drinks, with certain people, unless it's coming close to the bottom. Supposedly the last portions of a drink are largely spit, etc., so... no thanks. I often don't even drink the last few sips of my own bottled drinks for that reason.
My ex was terrible about sharing food, always hogged the popcorn at the movies regardless of who payed for it. And it was very common when I'd be over at his place that he would go make himself a snack and not offer me anything. I would never eat at my place with anybody over guest, best friend, boyfriend and not offer them something.
what is "d.d."?
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:21pm.
LOL V.O.B. I'm sure that also applies:D
Edit: Sorry, see it was Gobbler.
Oh, I thought you called her squirrel cuz she likes to stuff nuts in her mouth... I'll show myself out...
LMAO Gobbler..;)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:19am.
I give my gf such a hard time because she is riddled with the worse case of a.d.d. I've ever seen... I say the word "squirrel!!" at least a couple of times a day... j
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Oh, I thought you called her squirrel cuz she likes to stuff nuts in her mouth... I'll show myself out...
I'm with MK and this dude...get you OWN. Seriously. Put your spoon away, you're not getting any.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:22am.
it's because of that little pop-tart she's got between her legs... that magical little vortex trumps ice cream (aka everything) every single time.
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Jack is nothing sacred to you dong holders?
I wish guys would put shit in to prospective. Like yea, I'll put up with you, for the poontang, but I'll BE damn if your bitch ass gives me the stank eye and try to raise up on my mofughan ice cream!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I don't like people pickin at my food either.I remember going on a date with a guy, like, maybe our second date, and THIS JACKASS DOESN'T EVEN ASK....And swipes something OFF.OF.MY.PLATE! If you knew the rage I felt. And badly I wanted to toss that plate right in his FUCKING STUPID FACE! Needless to say, he didn't make the cut. So I understand Goonie Goo Goo. Bitch if you wanted ice cream you shoulda asked for one!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Apparently Elijah Wood has been cast in the prequel to "Lincoln."
It's funny....my man is pretty weird about food, also. If he is getting something he has never had before, he REALLY does not like to share. However, if I say to him "Hon, do you want to try some?", then he will share his own food with me. I have to initiate the whole sharing experience.
If I get him some kind of expensive chocolates, he will NOT share. I used to buy him these expensive Belgian chocolates from a store in Santa Monica. Whoa, he was so funny with those candies...I could not even have one. So, I just bought some extra for myself.
Not sure why she had that spoon (in the clip above) if they were not going to share. Me thinks the boyfriend was messing with her...teasing, maybe. In any event, if that was me, I would make sure I gave him a nice friendly pinch to remind him that we had a deal!
him got him one o' them thar douche beards
my man and I always split plates when we eat out. that way we can try 2 different things. When the food comes we cut it in half and pass it on to each others plates. Works for us except we do fight about the size of each half cause I always only want 1/4 of his cause I get stuffed and he wants it split 50/50, dude is 6'1" and I'm 5'2"! He can eat way more than me.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:35am.
LOLOLLLOL squirrel says the same shit to me YOU CAN CAN STICK YOUR TONGUE.... OK, HERE TAKE THE DRINK!!! shit, if we're gonna split hairs, just take it... there is no argument/question with the mini-me, though.... little shithead
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Hahahahahahaha Jack!!!
Whammy posted a nice picture of me and my ta-ta's shopping in the Miley thread. :D
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Why would she have a spoon if they didn't agree to share the ice cream? I don't mind sharing food, but I don't like sharing my beverages, it grosses me out.
@Jack *unless you are my daughter and then you get the whole thing because I don't want her to be thirsty but goddamm if I'm gonna drink after her ass* *dry heaves
You are too funny! Mr. is just like this.
Backwash and all but he will share a drink if
I really need it. On occasion, I have to remind him of where else his mouth has been so put a cork in it. I kid.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:30am.
But I would also do it so people could see my magnificent chi-chi's, in all of their cougar glory. :P
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"Suddenly, jack's attention has diverted in another direction....."
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Jack, you both are HOT!!! Lucky bitches. :D
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Awwww....Jack. I would give my kids the shirt off of my back, too. Because I love them more than life, and it's the right thing to do.
But I would also do it so people could see my magnificent chi-chi's, in all of their cougar glory. :P
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:24am.
yea, me and squirrel (gf). I put it up yesterday for somebody cuz we were talking about an 80's themed party they were going to.... The pic was taken at an 80's party we went too a while back... I have cheesy pink shirt, white sweater tied around neck, etc... not sure if you can see it... anyway, was giving an idea of what her husband could do. I've been meaning to change back, just no time this morning.
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
The vagina does have mystical powers. GOD I wish I knew that in my 20's. You horz would be snarking on me instead of Kim K. :(
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I don't mind sharing food or really anything else OTHER THAN WHAT I AM DRINKING!! You might as well hork up and spit in my fucking mouth... not. getting. a. "sip". p.e.r.i.o.d.! *unless you are my daughter and then you get the whole thing because I don't want her to be thirsty but goddamm if I'm gonna drink after her ass* *dry heaves*
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
@Jack. LOL truer words never spoken:D
Chinchilla....hahaha EW!!! I bet you he does!! He probably thinks it makes her hot, too. Gag. Lol
Jack....smart man. I am with you 100%!! Kurt and Goldie had the right idea. Dating is so much better.
Is that you in your picture??? :P
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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:12am.
I never want something until I see the hubs eating it then it looks delicious. (fact of life)
LOL. Right???? Mr. is very territorial with his food. Me, not really. The kid growing up always wanted to eat something he was having. Drove him crazy but he gave it up because, well, she was a kid. He coined it OPF (other people's food)
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:19am.
Well, in the end, she did get her way:D
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it's because of that little pop-tart she's got between her legs... that magical little vortex trumps ice cream (aka everything) every single time.
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Well, in the end, she did get her way:D
Ice Cream is best eaten with a plastic (normal size) spoon. Stainless gets too cold.
Mel-Tang - I guess I can see what you're saying... probably why I will never marry again.
IV - hahahahahahaha I LOVE IT!! I give my gf such a hard time because she is riddled with the worse case of a.d.d. I've ever seen... I say the word "squirrel!!" at least a couple of times a day... just always explodes in to laughter because it's at that moment she remembered that she was en route to clean out her car and now she has found herself in the attic sorting through Christmas decorations in fucking July... I find it hilarious.
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
@Mel-tang
he probly teases her til she begs, cruel bastid. little did Amish dude know his sexual prowess would be called into question when he did that, bet he never denies her again lol.
I never want something until I see the hubs eating it then it looks delicious. (fact of life)
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goonie goo goo!
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Jack, it's ALL cute when you're dating.
It's considered divorce material after 20 yrs of marriage, and evidence when they find the body. :O
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:05am.
I love it... I think it's cute. Giving each other a hard time, joking around, being playful and shit like that (for me) is essential in a relationship... my daughter actually feels sorry for my girlfriend LOL
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Mr. IV is like that too. He got a new golf bag once. I said what are you going to do with the old bag? He said, I'm going to keep her since I married her.
But he is super good to me and makes me laugh.
Lol you guys are killing me. I love the initial screenshot of that video, it looks like he's waving it in her face to show off and she's giving her best Stains impression.
I love it... I think it's cute. Giving each other a hard time, joking around, being playful and shit like that (for me) is essential in a relationship... my daughter actually feels sorry for my girlfriend LOL
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Chinchilla lmao!! :D
If he's that selfish with his ice cream, imagine him during sessay times. He probably crushes her, poor little thing. I wonder if she has to tap out when she cant breathe??
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By the way, if she had time to go get that that tiny spoon she had time to get her own ice cream.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
LOL @ Mel-tang! that's what i was thinking, he gave it up RIGHT QUICK after she said what she did.
Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 9:55am.
he probably doesn't let her finish either. just *splish* then rolls over to sleep.
selfish motherfucker. :-(
Yeah, I was thinking he sticks the tip in, pulls out repeatedly, then has a yank on her back. He's a giver.