Thursday, March 21st 2013
Dear Miley Cyrus, Now This Is How You Twerk
Miley Cyrus needs to have a seat and take notes. Because you're not really twerking unless you're twerking in all the aisles at Walmart. I love an ass that can clap for itself.
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All I was thinking was that she couldn't possibly be wearing underwear to get that "slap" sound..or worse; she was wearing a thong! Nevertheless, there had to be stankfumes wafting into communal airspace.
IDK..that aside, looks pretty cool to me. Whatever floats one's boat, so long as they're not harming anyone else. In this case, so long as she's wearing drawers and containing whatever's down there, then I've got no problem with it.
Problem is I got lost on YouTube and landed on a frightful woman bleating instructions on how to French kiss..*runs for emergency eyewash*
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
yet another reason to never go to wal-mart.
Is this woman mentally challenged? the fuck does this shit!?? The sound of her meaty ass slappin against the back of dem thighs, child!!
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
"twerkin by the cakes OO yeah twerkin by the cakes!" loooool
How disgusting!
this woman is gifted...
________________________________________________ I'm not fat...I'm cultivating mass...
i'm (almost) ashamed to admit i thought it was the cameraman clappin til i read your comments.
Whoa! that's some serious talent there. I was clearly born without the extra set of ass muscles necessary to do this.
THIS IS OBAMA'S BASE.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 4:35pm.
I'm strictly dickly, but I've been known to to go to Youtube and get lost in "twerkin'" videos for hours lol. I'm in genuine awe. Look up Cubana Lust and Ms. Lastraya, you'll see what I mean.
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OMG! Thunder Clap!! Just jaw hanging here.
Her library video is hilarious. And the one-cheek isolation is remarkable.
I ... I ... wait. What? Clearly I'm too white.
"Twerk it by the beer...At...WalMart....UH!" *ass claps* lollolol Is it wrong that I'm kind of jealous I can't make my little ass clap like that?
OMG the sound of her saggy ass slapping her upper thighs is disgusting.
Also Walmart is disgusting and it is destroying our country, I will proudly say I have not been to once wince 2007
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 9:40pm.
dayum, you never know 'bout you dlisters! sdr, i swear i just assumed you were from the general area of your current residence. well now i recall what Felix Unger said about what happens when one does an "ass-u-me"... ;-)
"Sex Packets" is one of the seminal fusion rap cds. that is all.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
NASTY
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 9:40pm.
Hahahahahahaha! Glad I keep you guessing. Sex Packets is on the iPod. It's a classic. The Way We Swing and Doowutchyalike are up there too. ☺
I grew up in the inner city. I'm a transplanted city mouse now in the sticks. If you look at my iTunes, it looks like a record store threw up on it. Everything but classical. That doesn't have a beat. ❤
OMG THE SLAPPING... lol
Seriously though this makes me think she has some kind of secret Jello mold hidden in her panties because her ass is so jiggly...
@ GLMRGIRL717
"Twerking by the fish, I'm twerking by the fish....."
Good way to disguise the smell, heffer!
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LMMFAO!!!
'TEW. MUCH. TU-NAH.' - Kroll Show
:-D
Did anyone check out her other videos?
theres one entitled
"Twerking at the library"
"Twerking by the batteries"
"poppin tags and ass"
and "twerking at the sun-shop/ihop"
this bitch is going places.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Wow.
As a slighter framed girl, ample bum and boobs always impress me especially when girl can work it up like that!! I have nothing that bounces so merrily.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 8:30pm.
well, SDR, of all of the dlisters i would imagine tossing out a quote from "Freaks of the Industry" i gotta say you were not high on the list
*faints and falls at your feet from admiration. one of my absolute fav songs ever*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
black people lets do better
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
LAXpat...dayum! They're talented. One of those bitches can do the moonwalk too!!
:D
www.poopreport.com :)
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Kortni....lmao I think it is. He is hysterical!!!
Anima...."you take a diyuck, you take a shiyut, you take a diyuck..Ooh, you take a shiyut...ahh. That's all there is to it!!" Hahahahahaha.
www.poopreport.com :)
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None of these bitches has got it like these native ladies of the Ivory Coast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_aovs7PVx4&list=PLD1EB5F85616C5B2F
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et70ZJClC90
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"Support your local Search and Rescue team: Get lost."
Well, I for one thoroughly enjoyed that. It was hypnotizing.
In a word, gross. And I call b.s. on it being her clapping her ass cheeks together. Physically impossible. That's nothing more than her fat butt smacking against the top of her legs below her butt. You can see she's just bopping up and down vertically and smacking them against her legs. If it were humanly possible to "clap" them, they'd be moving horizontally in and out, not up and down. Glutes don't work that way.
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"If it was sea jasper, we all know it was our favorite ethics professor." LaChaylo
I haven't been inside of a Wal-Mart since 2010 and shit like this is the reason why. Woman, get the hell out of everybody's way.
Wait.
This says "Pt 2".
*off to find Pt 1*
It all makes sense now...
So you're freakin', the furniture's squeakin'
She's tweakin' sayin' that she's weak in the knees
Cheek to cheek and pound for pound
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
Which is cool but your friends are chillin' in the other room
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you
In this situation, what do you do?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:49pm.
Hahahahaha.....I found a great tutorial on you tube if anyone is interested in learning. :P
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=03cAnGOfErk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D03cA...
That's the most hilarious thing I've seen in a very long time.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:29pm.
fuck off with that racial shit. The truth is the truth, even animals don't walk around shaking their body parts for fun.
you are what you are, and you have proven what you are in many a comment before this one.
start here. and now you fuck off.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/13-amazing-dancing-animals-vide...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/13-amazing-dancing-animals-vide...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 7:28pm.
Twerking is truly an under appreciated art form
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I'd hardly call it an "art form".
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For knowing that someone in this life
Loves with a passion called hate
And what you give is what you get
Nunya: I thought they were they same person...competitive pole dancing seems difficult, and requires a lot of strength and agility. It's not sexual like some people think, and those girls who compete are CUT.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
So Jimmy Boca = Filthy Business? I take it y'all have never set foot in a good strip club. Twerking is truly an under appreciated art form ( see also competitive pole dancing--seriously google it. Those chicks are athletic and amazing)
"Twerking while reading DListed, tweaking while reading D Listed."I am impressed. I can't get my cakes to move.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
lol
ETa - at the .23 mark, do you guys hear the register beeping in time to her twerks ??! lmfao - dbl edited, sloshed
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. *caprica six was/is here*
Where's her dignity?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NcvbpyUx-vk&feature=related
This is how it's done
Mel-Tang: LMFAO!! Please god tell me that's who he really is. Ghetto twinks are the best.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
Hahahahaha.....I found a great tutorial on you tube if anyone is interested in learning. :P
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=03cAnGOfErk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D03cA...
www.poopreport.com :)
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What I find sad is that you have to practice shit like that ( I assume it takes some work). Last time I "practiced " something useless was when I learned how to whistle with my fingers. When I was 8. Whenever I see people like that ( and there are plenty of white folks doing this shit, before i get called a racist here for voicing my opinion) I wonder how their kids are. If they ever practice their multiplication facts with them. Or teach them how to swim . Or if this is what they pass on to future generations . I think I know the answer.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:33pm.
Damn, you're acting like she stole something from you. This is WALMART. Much, much worse things have happened. At least she's clothed.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
To give the camera man some credit , at one point he says : there is a kid , and the lady stops her shaking. So thanks for that.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:29pm.
fuck off with that racial shit. The truth is the truth, even animals don't walk around shaking their body parts for fun. It's uncivilized behavior especially in a grocery store. I actually gagged listening to that disgusting clapping sound.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:22pm.
There's hints of a racial overtone in your comments. Ah well, she's having fun, and while twerking is gross, it's hardly the worst thing someone can do. And it's not all black women Filthy.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
Andy Cohen will probably give her a reality show.
This is a sad existence if you think shaking your butt fat is appealing in any way shape or form. And those poor fish got a show they didnt want to see. Disgusting animal behavior I would expect to see this on a NATGEO documentary of monkeys.
I'm sorry but this is super GROSS. Black women always sticking their dirty asses up in the air, yuck. If there was a higher life form than humans, this would be playing on their National Geographic channel about mating rituals of certain people.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 5:28pm.
I used to twerk it in Sears when the kids were little.
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BWAHAHAHA!!! What, was Canadian Tire too crowded?? *makes it rain on joe with Canadian Tire money* :))) Hahaha, I am dying ovah herah!
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 5:07pm.
just for the record, to make that clapping sound, it's her ass cheeks clapping together
Wow!
Did not know. This and twerk. Learning today on the D.