Unfortunately for the internet (and his owners) Grumpy Crab just didn’t have the same appeal as Grumpy Cat. – MeowMeow
“C’mon Lindsay stop struggling, it’s called pool therapy and it’s part of your rehab program” – El Bastardo
Red Lobster steps up its ‘Surf n Turf’ menu now offering Supersized King Crab with a 180lb Diver. – RHONYC
Nothing you do will bring you back from the black hole of irrelevancy. Not even “leaking” a new sex tape.
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