Afternoon Crumbs

March 21, 2013 / Posted by:

The ghost of Lindsay Lohan’s future and the ghost of what could’ve been Blake Lively’s future hung out together last night and this is why L.A. is all out of vodka and the good shit today – Lainey Gossip 

When Kim Kartrashian said during her deposition that she really loved Kris Humphries, she really meant that she loved all the MONAY and attention marrying him would bring – Celebitchy

Lindsay Lohan’s attorney’s son is also her part-time pimp – The Superficial 

CNN should pair Elisabeth Hasselcrack with Nancy Grace so they can shriek at each other until the ozone layer bursts and ends our misery – Towleroad

Girls Aloud is over forever and ever – Drunken Stepfather

Ashley Benson carries a book and wears glasses so she can look as smart as her Mensa president boyfriend James FrancoHollywood Tuna 

Caroline Manzo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey thinks that all men, including her husband, have wandering peens – Reality Tea 

This blood-drinking crazy from My Strange Addiction makes me miss the piss-drinking crazy from My Strange AddictionGawker

Jimmy Fallon might replace Jay Leno sometime in the far future – ICYDK

Jamie Foxx’s daughter is all grown up and looks like this in a bikini – Popoholic

The hot pieces of the new G.I. Joe movie – The Berry 

Taylor Swift has already chosen her next victim – IDLYITW

 Some actor type named Álex González has a peen and here it is – (NSFW) OMG Blog

I want to make wall-to-wall carpet out of Damian Lewis’ hair – Just Jared

Ashton Kutcher is really some super genius who is fooling us all, FYI – Videogum

BREAKING: Ben Affleck’s daughter got a haircut – Popsugar

I need to slap myself for mistaking Vanessa Hudgens for Lisa BonetMoe Jackson 

Is Kanye styling Rob Kartrashian too? – I’m Not Obsessed

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