Open Post: Hosted By Michael Fassbender Picking Up A Blonde
Here's Michael Assbender acting all coy with a blond chick after leaving Groucho Club in London last night. They're doing that flirty dance a lot of drunken hos do right before they're about to have 3-second sex in the stairwell of one of their apartment buildings. If you see homegirl squat walking out of his building and you see him covered in orange paint, you know they both got some.
I know I should be squinting my eyes to see if I can make out a peen print on Assbender's crotch, but I'm too busy wondering why he went to the club dressed like he's just going to the corner store to pick up some cigs. This reminds me of the time I showed up to some internet date's apartment and he told me he would have to cancel the restaurant reservations he made, because I wasn't dressed right. Stupid bitch. It's not like we were going to some fancy place like Outback, we were just going to some taco place. Some picky queens just don't appreciate a Hypercolor t-shirt and B.U.M. Equipment sweats. Besides, who dresses up for an internet date? You're just there to eat a quick appetizer and get it on real fast so you can be home in time to watch a re-run of The Nanny on Nick at Nite.
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love "Our Bodies, Our Selves." They just keep updating it, too.
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"Our Bodies, Our Selves" should be mandatory reading for ALL teens. It's a teeny bit crunchy, but it covers everything.
I'm wondering when to introduce my 9 year old to it...
At my liberal arts boarding school, we had a fantastic sex education class, where we all received a copy. Comprehensive birth control education. I got myself a diaphragm at a rather tender age, but dammit, I knew everything I needed to know. A few other girls and myself went to Planned Parenthood in the closest city and got our birf control, and we were good to go! YAY, 80's!!!
bored - um. okay? don't feel like fighting about it.
the gifts of insomnia: just watched "La Haine (Hate)" after hearing about it for years, forgetting to rent it, etc. The guy who plays the love interest in "Amelie", Mathieu Kassovitz , directed it, and he's fine, so I had to check it out. The movie is pretty brilliant, shot in black and white, about three friends living in the 'projects' in France, outside of Paris somewhere. They are all French, but they are ethnically outsiders, poor, wrapped up in pop culture. Might not be your cup of tea but I love films like this.
and it is beautifully done.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/la-haine?before=1286007532
PS: here's the whole thing, dubbed into Italian! not recommended, as the actors give such great performances, but you can get an idea of the visuals of the film:
http://youtu.be/zVEZVzzMWT0
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TR, You're right, but it’s also about a matter of opinion as well. Which you're absolutely entitled too, and everyone is entitled to their opinion and to agree with you, if they want too. I'm just kind of confused as to what the fuck your point is to be honest. Not being snarky or rude. I'm trying to decipher what it is you're trying to say exactly. It sounds like a bunch of pseudo gobbledeegook...I'm not sure if we're on the same page in regards to education or not. You're either saying we should educate them, and the general populace in general, or you're saying it's not gonna matter because they're gonna throw caution to the wind and hump the nearest surface available without thinking twice anyway, so what's the point.
I just don't know.I can deal with long winded, I am long winded, but I can't deal with a string of words that are written because they sound "informative" when really they are saying nothing or the same as the other person, and are just trying to make it seem like a totally different opinion.
And as far as the Steubenville rape case goes, spare me. They are morally bankrupt rapists. I know people who came from shitty parents, and turned out to be decent, like wise I know people came from good stock and turned out to be absolute wastes of oxygen.
Unless this whole town is just full of the Hills have eyes townsfolk where everyone is just mentally and morally incapacitated to know better, I'm gonna call bullshit. Even a 6 grader knows what "keep your hands to yourself" means so don't tell me that a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds don't. I believe one of the boys who was sentenced said "Who's going to want me now?" And one of them said next time they won't put up evidence. Seriously??? No remorse. You drag a passed out teenage girl from car to car. House to house, while she “looks dead” while you slap your penis on her, and finger her while she is passed out, can not say no. Continually violate her, YOU ARE A FUCKING RAPIST. And anyone who condones or sympathizes with these fucking assholes are justifies these morons are fucking rape apologists. Point blank.
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Daniee, omg, I loved Sue Johanson. So non-threatening, gave sound advice and was always adding fun hints here and there to spice things up! Seemed like such a cool grandma, just adored her! ;p
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Well said TR, about the education of these kids not being one size-fits all.
And also, helping them out in the way you're thinking would be a really good service. If you could figure out a way to make it interesting and appealing to them... then you could start thinking of the $$$$. Build it first. If it takes off you get trained volunteers to help.
I call dibs on promotion, hint hint. lol
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G'night sleepy hOrs!! : ) Hey night owls! Withy!! : ) Wish I had time in the day to drop by in OP, I never do anymore!
Thanks so much for the tips regarding silverfish. SpottedDogRanch - Oh, will have to try that earth stuff. Can I get it at hardware store? I was looking at some other stuff, but was shady cause I have a furbaby. I just REALLY would like dh to throw away his ancient books, you know, cause it's not like he is gonna be reading them again. I don't get the whole holding onto books thing with some people like they want to show everyone what they have read. If it's a reference book or something that you use on a monthly basis or something I can see it, or even classic children's books but not useless ones. END OF OLD MUSTY BOOK rant! Boredas - Oh, yeah damp! I live in Vancouver ffs. Always super damp! We use a dehumidifier in the Fall but it doesn't do too much.
Re- Sue Johannson. She was definitely my sexual educator growing up. Love her. My mother was all "if you enjoy sexuality, you must be a slut" type of thing. My bf and I were so scared of getting knocked up the first time around, we used two condoms. Well, one fell off!! LOL. Scared AND Dumb!!
SDR, WR, you guys are sweet!
My friends and I are actually talking about some sort of group to raise awareness in kids about rape and sexual violence - I'll let you know how it goes.
I would totally love to have a forum where I got to talk about sexuality, though! That would be fun. A lot of responsibility, too, I am sure. Maybe a Tumblr...
but if I can find a way to make money from it you will both get a cut, hows's that!?
i need to wind down, you guys.
"so much time, so little to do - wait, strike that, reverse it...." :)
good night!
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bored, of course this is the internet, and i can;t do much regarding credibility here. you either find that my words make sense to you, or you don't.
any statement about an entire group of people between the ages of 13 and 19 is going to be a blanket statement. but the facts say that your brain isn't really settled until you are 25. but some people are better equipped to deal with some kinds of things than others - thats just the way it is.
and some people get into situations they can't handle, when it would be disastrous for them because they just aren't emotionally, financially, physically psychologically equipped.
the thing about education is, when it comes to SEX, is literally ISN'T rocket science. it's about what is in YOUR pants, and that skews everything. people can be talking to you about "inserting peg 1 into slot b", and there is such a haze in your brain you might not really get it, even though it is repeated 20 imes, because all you want to go is fall on the floor and hump something. or you are afraid because your dad has been doing this to you for years. or you want to do it with someone of the same gender and you are scared you might be gay. or you don;t feel anything at all and you wonder if you;re a freak.
or something.
i mean, those kids in Steubenville, not just the two boys who were convicted but many who were around, or got texts and videos and FB messages about the rape - they seemed confused about what it means to give consent ("she didn;t say no, so it wan't rape"), and who can blame them for eing confused aout the definition of rape, when adults are arguing that you can't get pregnant if you were "legitimately" raped? if grown ups are so shaky, why do we expect kids who sit in one or two sex ed classes a year to be any better informed.
so one size just doesn't fit all here.
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I am confused about some people's stance on sexual education though. First teens are ignorant about sex, then "some are mature enough to have sex and know all the implications that come with it." I'm sorry, but when you're wishy washy like that, a lot of people will turn off to creditably. At least I would. I think everyone just needs to agree that teenagers are human, and that education is their best protection. What they chose to do with that information is ultimately in their hands and not in yours. That doesn't mean however that you shouldn't try your best to arm them with the most information you can, and hope they make the right choices.
Within, they were vibrators...But if you saw these things, how they were shaped, the length the color, it even lit up inside. You would swear it was a light saber!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Boredas, should have used dildos, oh wait you said light sab... on never mind! hahaha
@SDR, wouldn't it be fun!? I'd apply for a job too at TR's sex shop! :)
@Daniee, hi there!
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Night TR, VOB, SDR! Sleep well.
What's this about sex toys and cock rings? :O You mean I missed the good stuff? :(
@TR, that 17 year old sounds like quite the young woman!
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I agree TR.
It's late. If I win the lotto we can open Televised Revolutions Practical Sex Shop. ☺
Night!
I'm good, Televised. The Mr starts a new job soon and life is chugging along. We've been planting the garden in the evenings and waging war on roly poly's.
How've you been? I think you need to counsel adolescents about sex and sexuality. You have a good manner. Not preachy. Not judgemental. Just informative. A kid can go through a sex ed program eleventy hundred times but practical knowledge is rare. Usually they're either so scared about their parents finding out and punishing them or they think it'll be like all of the porn out there for viewing.
my glass is almost empty and my eyes are stating to water.
VOB, didn't want to hound you about your health, but hope you are feeling good.
merry wednesday to all, and to all a good night.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:45am.
TR I'm about your age.. Where I grew up was very Catholic.
Very. Cock rings and sex toys? Nope. Oral Sex.. People our age
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My friend and I once simulated a light saber battle A la star wars with some vibrators turning it to the side back and forth making those "WOB WOB WOB" noises while I wore a SpongeBob Burger King Crown. What is this modesty of which you speak? LMAO
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
hey, SDR! how are you?
yeah, it really does take a village. i am a bit of a reculse, but my son has some other "aunties' that he can go to if he isn;t feeling cmfortable talking to me about something. and i am really glad i had those women in my life, as well.
i am starting to feel like it is something i need to do more of - actively teaching and being there for kids. somehow as adults we try to shrug it off, but that is why they are going so far astray in this day and age, in my old-fogey opinion.
i know a teenager that was very sexually active in her early teens, graduated from high school early, with honors, and is in business for herself now, at the tender young age of 17 (an art studio, with other people). she's got a steady boyfriend now who treats her right, and is on the road to college, too. she just always knew who she was and what she wanted.'
but she is a rare bird, i think.
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Sounds Good SDR..
NIte to everyone still awake..Thanks again:::;;
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VOB - I think (hope) it has changed. I run across people who still are uptight about sex and slut shaming women but I think it's changing. Before I got married I sampled the goods. Sometimes a lot! At least I know what I want and am not an old spinster with cobwebs in the cooch!
I hope you feel 100% soon. Pain after eating SUCKS. I went almost 12 months with a very very limited diet due to gut issues. Come on over and I'll make you a hearty broth. :-)
We grew up in a culture even tho it was 80.. Very much.. Good girl Culture:::
We didn't know what we were supposed to want or expect...
I hope that's changed.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Daniee - Diatomaceous earth. Non toxic (unless you snort it or breathe it) and easy. Sprinkle it where they like to congregate. I had them a few months ago. Bastards love books, especially glue in the bindings.
Televised - I agree with what you said about sex and age. Some can handle it and some cannot. Sometimes you just want to have great sex. I love how people are all romantical and want love and the perfect relationship and the damn fairy tale (think Taylor Swift) but get real. I received the silent treatment from the parentals about sex but knew an awesome lady who laid it all out. Helpful hints like peeing after sex to avoid a uti. I like your bluntness!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:02am.
bored - thanks for the tip! i know her name but can't recall ever seeing her in action before. she has a lot of style and humor, love that.
i can't watch the scat show - i am a bit squeamish on the subject. working in the food industry for years made me q bit...anal-retentive?...about anything going the "fecal-oral" route.
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She didn't really go in to gory detail on the shit, she did go in to detail about the golden shower though. It was informative, but overall not that descriptive. I recall her being on craig fergurson or however you spell that dudes name and she told him about the "rainbow kiss" LMAO!!!!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:42am.
Any later nighters around?
I thought I got rid of the silverfish in my (rental) house, and now after 8 months, the bloody buggers have come back!! Anyone have any tips? I'm good at keeping the lights on in places they like to go, but dh is not.
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I didn't look at VOB's link, so Idk if it addressed it or not, but I heard silverfish are an issue, especially in damp/humid places..
heres a link I found also...
http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/silverfish.htm
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
bored - thanks for the tip! i know her name but can't recall ever seeing her in action before. she has a lot of style and humor, love that.
i can't watch the scat show - i am a bit squeamish on the subject. working in the food industry for years made me q bit...anal-retentive?...about anything going the "fecal-oral" route.
and don't talk to me about silverfish!!! aaauuugghhh!
*washes hands, rinses mouth, double checks floor around bed*
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VOB - growing up we had a second family, best friends with my parents for decades, and the oldest daughter was very sexually free. never got pregnant, was a star athlete, but was allowed to be aggressive and matter of fact about her own pleasure. not sure how this happened, but it did. because both sets of parents were old-school and conservative.
I was completely held down in that way - brow beaten about my sexuality , really, lik it was inconceivable that I would actually WANT it - but she was my role model. she was a sixties - seventies child, i, 15 years younger, was an 80's child. and i think it makes a big difference, having just ONE person around who can affirm that it is okay, even good, to be a sexual woman, in charge of your own life.
it's become really popular to say "i'm not a role model - your parents should be role models, blah blah blah" but, as a kid, when ou know very little about the world except what you see modelled around you by "adults". I think role models are very important.
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I submit this clip for Sue Johanson's offical nominee for Hot slut of the day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62WPO2nZE7c
entitled "Talk Sex with Sue Piss and Feces"
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
That should be aHSOTD! I might learn something;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
TR: Her show is fucking awesome. She does a sex toy segment on her show where she reviews a sex toy. Her show is kind of like Loveline, but in my opinion a hell of a lot better and informative than that jackass Dr. Drew. If you ever get a chance and can find time you should look up and watch some Talk Sex with Dr. Sue.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Daniee.. This is all I could find on the critters..
http://www.orkin.com/other/silverfish/
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB - just slap somebody!
bored - I like that lady! I especially liked her demonstration of the penis (two fingers, yay!) going into the vagina, performed with much gusto.
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VOB: I don't know, I think we might have the same scream team, I remember when I hurt my leg by getting it stuck between the notches of a trampoline when i was younger, I had to take x-rays, and my leg hurt so bad I could hardly move, you'd think they'd be as gentle as possible, but oooh no, I just remember those bitches moving/touching my leg/knee in a position that made me scream so loud, I'm pretty everybody on the floor above could hear.
PS: Seriously though, Michael K should make this lady hot slut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7-Zdp0tO4s
"that is just a buttplug" LMAO :))
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
TR I'm about your age.. Where I grew up was very Catholic.
Very. Cock rings and sex toys? Nope. Oral Sex.. People our age
... A perversion. IM pretty sure I do have friends who's only contact is through a
Hole in a sheet. What's normal for people varies quite a bit.
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Any later nighters around?
I thought I got rid of the silverfish in my (rental) house, and now after 8 months, the bloody buggers have come back!! Anyone have any tips? I'm good at keeping the lights on in places they like to go, but dh is not.
VOB - just by opening that conversation with your son is great, I think. Just let him know that you are there to talk to if he needs it. I don't think he is too young to be experiencing intimacy and his sexuality at all. They will probabaly food around a lot before the BIG thing, y'know.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:23am.
poppy, WTH? i hope your daughter is okay now.
i swear, i have had enough experience with Medical Institutions to know that I never want to have to deal with them, ever, if I can avoid it.
i'll stay out of McDonald's if it means staying out of their clutches.
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Be right back.
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Bordie? How well do you know my DR. SCREAM TEAM!?????
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Foxxy, are you serious about the apartment/house exchange? I grew up in Hooterville, and trust me, i am ready to go back!
you live in the country outside of Paris, right?
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:32am.
bored, when they told me what they did for a living, i was just as surprised as you were. I would have thought that they were pulling my leg, but one of them had the hospital card key on her. I think that knowing about the technicalities and the medical stuff is not the same as talking about orgasms or cock rings or looking at explicit toys that are meant just for pleasure. In the store, they were just middle class white women out of their comfort zone, you know what I mean?
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You should have introduced them to Dr. Sue Johanson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubJu17ywAdE
PHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBT!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Withy.. We never got to sex in college..
I think that's the other other talk.. Or I could put on Rules of Attraction..
And say.. Don't be THAT guy...:::: ooooohhhh noooooo
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:29am.
Bordie.. Just because they know how to turn the car on.. Don't mean they know how to shift the gears..:::: wink wink. Know what I mean???
It's like these assholes at the hospital press on me.. Does this hurt? AHHHHHHHHHHH:::::::::::.:.;
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In the words of Dorthy from Golden Girls, "Just because the's plumbing's in doesn't mean the house is ready to occupy"
VOB,Those doctors do that on purpose. Like we're not gonna stop touching you until you scream!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
bored, when they told me what they did for a living, i was just as surprised as you were. I would have thought that they were pulling my leg, but one of them had the hospital card key on her. I think that knowing about the technicalities and the medical stuff is not the same as talking about orgasms or cock rings or looking at explicit toys that are meant just for pleasure. In the store, they were just middle class white women out of their comfort zone, you know what I mean?
WR, when I said "controlled" I was thinking - a situation where you know your partner, where you know something about why are you there and what you are there for, when you feel safe enough to get intimate with someone - for WHATEVER reason. When you are young and/or inexperienced, you might not know what your boundaries are, because you haven't 'ield-tested" them - but you might have some idea from how you approach the *other* non-sexual aspects of your life.
I know that I tend to fall in love with a great sexual partner, because I feel so great with them, when it might not be the best fit on another level - so knowing that, I am cautious - well, as cautious as possible :)
And I don't recover quickly - so I spare myself drama.
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http://youtu.be/_1Ih291ZvkQ?t=1m6s
I don't plan to have kids, but if I did, in terms of getting/being knocked up, I would teach them about wire hangers and how to effectively fall down a flight of stairs...would that make me a bad parent? BWHAHAHAHAHA >:)
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Night sweet Foxxy.. Sleep well.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Boredas, there, I'm all done for the secret Santa at work next year! Much appreciated. ha
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Bordie.. Just because they know how to turn the car on.. Don't mean they know how to shift the gears..:::: wink wink. Know what I mean???
It's like these assholes at the hospital press on me.. Does this hurt? AHHHHHHHHHHH:::::::::::.:.;
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Thanks TR! I wish I'd gone to the shop where you worked or visited the place where you taught (or played). Man, that would have been fun! :)
@VOB, well, if you were telling him about the "free for all" just like that, no wonder he ran away, lol Maybe the parable or anecdote approach would be more effective here? The lego version?
Night Foxxy!
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Whats with the double post?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:21am.
Wow lots of good advice VOB. :)
@Boredas, condoms, if only they came in a condom tree holder like the keurig cups. And one could place it in his bedroom. Funky ones, to make it fun, lolol
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There you go.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Thanks Thanks Thanks!!!!
You can't have these conversations with GF in town as they are also parents...
It gets weird fast. THanks .. This helped bunches...
:::: oh so you've raised a horney sex crazed idiot..::: my son is a Saint....
OH SO You're son is dating a dirty little whore...
NOT SAID OUT LOUD :::::but said...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR