Somebody just keeps screwing with OctoMom’s life, because when authorities aren’t investigating her for being a drunken wreck who loses her kids, she’s being investigated for cheating taxpayers out of money. TMZ says that somebody tipped off the authorities about Octo’s shady ways. They told officials at the L.A. County Dept. of Welfare Fraud Prevention and Investigation that Octo is collecting welfare even though she’s not eligible since she made $200,000 last year.
The fame whore business is obviously the business to be in, because Octo allegedly made all that money from banging herself in the most tragic fap porn ever, stripping, making appearances and whoring her child army out. Before she was making all that money, Octo went on welfare to help her to put food in the mouths of all 14 of her kids. Since Octo has 15 mouths to feed including her own, she’s eligible for public assistance if she makes less than $119,000 a year. If the person who snitched her out is telling the truth, then she’s way over the limit and is breaking laws.
Investigators have launched an investigation and have already talked to people around Octo. If they find out that she did commit welfare fraud and she’s convicted of it, she could get up to 3 years in the clink.
$200,000 is a lot of coins, but it’s not a lot of coins when you have to take care of 14 screaming kids who are constantly screaming at you to put food in their stomach bags. If I lived in one house with that many children, I would spend every cent of that $200,000 on booze, weed and black market anti-depressants. I know this crazy bitch did to herself, but damn.
What Octo needs to do is rent out her child army. If you know someone who is having unprotected sex and isn’t ready to be a parent, pay Octo $200 to let them live with her child army for one day. It’ll be like Planned Parenthood’s answer to Scared Straight. Their baby making parts will be scared into never wanting to produce a human ever. Octo will make a quick $200, she won’t have to pay a babysitter, she can stop abusing the welfare system and that person you know who isn’t ready to be a parent will never have sex again! It’s a win/win for everyone.
Or Octo can just admit that she committed welfare fraud and gladly go to prison where she can smoke contraband weed and inject dish soap into her lips.