Wednesday, March 20th 2013

OctoMom Might've Committed Welfare Fraud

Somebody just keeps screwing with OctoMom's life, because when authorities aren't investigating her for being a drunken wreck who loses her kids, she's being investigated for cheating taxpayers out of money. TMZ says that somebody tipped off the authorities about Octo's shady ways. They told officials at the L.A. County Dept. of Welfare Fraud Prevention and Investigation that Octo is collecting welfare even though she's not eligible since she made $200,000 last year.

The fame whore business is obviously the business to be in, because Octo allegedly made all that money from banging herself in the most tragic fap porn ever, stripping, making appearances and whoring her child army out. Before she was making all that money, Octo went on welfare to help her to put food in the mouths of all 14 of her kids. Since Octo has 15 mouths to feed including her own, she's eligible for public assistance if she makes less than $119,000 a year. If the person who snitched her out is telling the truth, then she's way over the limit and is breaking laws.

Investigators have launched an investigation and have already talked to people around Octo. If they find out that she did commit welfare fraud and she's convicted of it, she could get up to 3 years in the clink.

$200,000 is a lot of coins, but it's not a lot of coins when you have to take care of 14 screaming kids who are constantly screaming at you to put food in their stomach bags. If I lived in one house with that many children, I would spend every cent of that $200,000 on booze, weed and black market anti-depressants. I know this crazy bitch did to herself, but damn.

What Octo needs to do is rent out her child army. If you know someone who is having unprotected sex and isn't ready to be a parent, pay Octo $200 to let them live with her child army for one day. It'll be like Planned Parenthood's answer to Scared Straight. Their baby making parts will be scared into never wanting to produce a human ever. Octo will make a quick $200, she won't have to pay a babysitter, she can stop abusing the welfare system and that person you know who isn't ready to be a parent will never have sex again! It's a win/win for everyone.

Or Octo can just admit that she committed welfare fraud and gladly go to prison where she can smoke contraband weed and inject dish soap into her lips.

Posted by: Michael K


California doesn't care about the millions of dollars in medical bills she cheated tax payers out of, Federal Student Loan administration doesn't care about the tons of money in student loans she took out to go to school and used to have more babies instead. And no one gave a shit when she blew threw millions of dollars in one year and went on welfare the next, but they're fucking worried as hell about a few k in extra welfare benefits.

Whatever. You created this fucking monster assholes.

She needs to be thrown in jail.

Missyvonne's picture

That one pic of her dancing is making me have a sick feeling in the back of my throat . Not many things get to me but everything about this ladys personality and body just make me ill .....
Ill just tell myself that the world is not going to shit .. Deep breaths ..
I wish the state would pay for everything that my daughter needs so that i could splurge on stuff like a rehabcation,... Lol .
I dont know if she should keep her kids or not , she seems pretty crazy and erratic but those arent grounds for child removal . The xanax addiction should have been investigated .

Craigypants's picture

So what do you do with this bitch?
If you take away her welfare the kids will go without also I think 6 of her kids are classified as mentally disabled. You know she is not spending all her cash on those kids.
Lets face it none of them have much chance in life, unfortunatley they will always be a drain on society, That doctor who knocked her pussy up should be forced to pay part of his income to this sponge.

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"Hey! And all the homeless here just got free cell phones too!"

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You got a problem with that? how are they ever supposed to get jobs without a phone?

200k in CA is poverty level. I kid, I kid.

I would rather her have it than not, having my mom in jail myself when I was 8, I can unfortunately say that I took 5 years off my grandmother's life. Nadia's mom wouldn't last long either.

Biht Chi Whon's picture

This cavern crotched biatch is a scam artist?! Nooo, surely you jest!
The state of Cali needs to throw her ass in a padded cell already and get it over with.

Off topic. Her eyebrows annoy me. Like, really annoy me to the point that I'd like to shave them off.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

This miserable cunt should be shot into the sun immediately.

elanenergy's picture

This bitch. I swear she does this herself to gen up donations. If she had been grateful for the initial outpouring of support she received...instead of being a fameho stroller with NO DESIRE to MOTHER HER CHILDREN, well, then I would have compassion. I have no compassion left for this slag. That fertility doctor (who I do believe FINALLY lost his license, should also have to PAY for these childrens' living expenses. He's as crazy as Octo....they both envisioned FAME and FORTUNE. Losers.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:44pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:39pm.

were it not for Amoeba Records, the original Cha Cha Cha and that big t-shirt store on the corner i'd happily vote "yes" on Proposition Barbed Wire Fence For The Haight. so irritating now to walk down those streets... ;-D

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I'm very late to the party but in NY the homeless get roughly 500 a month for food, I lived across a homeless shelter and most in that specific location were healthy young guys, one even worked in our building. They had people bring them meals plus churches had meals etc... I learned a lot and I learned that food is not lacking, shelters are not lacking etc... Iearned not to give them a penny but I have my reasons for that. I also strongly believe that we should provide more assistant to people with true mental disabilities. Now I'm cynical after being abused so many times, I'm low income and technically qualify for Assistant but as long as you are working or attending school you don't get help, they want you at home doing nothing.
The people on welfare seem to be drug dealers and scammers, they either are making good money sitting at home selling weed or doing nothing going to sit on a park since they get a free apt and food and utilities , yes I know many many many people that are in welfare since I can only afford crappy apts. and it hurts to go to work 9 to 5 and not being able to afford half the things the welfare people are doing like 3 months in the haptoms, true story, also homeowners!! Living of soup kitchens free food, using free govt cellphone etc.... And someone who tries hard gets nada
I recently applied to low income housing and got approved but I haven't even heard from them, I'm unnenployed but I "make TOO much" when even in a full time job I was considered low income but not low income enough to get any help. So I struggle and paid off all my bills and at times go hungry and cashed my 401k just to be able to get by, but I won't get any help because I'm productive and can't sit at home doing nothing.

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GG, you took the words right outta my mouth! : )

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Kids basically cost as much if not more then a new Ferrari. This is why I remain with out child. Disposable income rocks!

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Say it isnt so! :O

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cricket's picture

Stupid Bitch. She belongs in jail and that fuckwad Doctor should have to raise her brats for the next three years while she is there. No welfare,no food stamps,he needs to spend his own money not the states to pay for the mistakes he made with this fat lipped insane bitch.

I agree with the comments below. I've worked in literally every government handout program at the state, federal, and tribal level and they all function to take tax payer dollars and "invest" them in losing propositions, so to speak. However, after moving to Kalifornia 5 years ago, I realize that this state is clearly the land of opportunity for recipients of government assistance (aka Obama supporters).
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:39pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:24pm.
I just read the United Socialists of Kalifornia have just decided on a retroactive tax for small businesses that goes back 4 years plus an interest penalty. Now mind you this is a new tax and businesses did not underpay in the past but they get an interest penalty!

Octomom is the least of their worries. Stay out of Texas bitches.
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Hey! And all the homeless here just got free cell phones too!

COME TO CALIFORNIA EVERYONE! The State where you get everything for free if you chose to be a lazy bastard and live off the government!

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Re: Homelessness - I live in DTES Vancouver (my choice for now as an artist with a nice apartment) and working on a photo project about the former Remand Jail being turned into good quality, affordable housing. The research I have recently done has shocked me. The world is awash in homelessness and even developed, high-end countries are witnessing a tidal wave of desperation. I expect that a more universal understanding will get to the heart of the matter and hopefully result in real and usable solutions. Peace.

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I guess I'd rather see her getting a little too much money from the Feds, than her kids going hungry.

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They should move in with the Duggars!

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They should move in with the Duggars!

Parablesower's picture

It takes a lot of money to look like a busted, low- budget Angelina Jolie. Why can't the state understand that lipo is not free? What is more important, her poorly raised child army with no home training, or her appearance? It is all about priorities, people!

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Some of her kids are disabled. That changes the income limits because there are extra expenses in raising disabled kids, so this accusation might turn out to be total BS. I hope she's not stupid enough to not report all of her income because she's too high profile to get away with lying about it.

Hotmami's picture

There is no way to know the exact circumstances of someone becoming homeless. If I can give money or whatever, I do, no questions asked.

Yes, that makes me an enabler, but I'd rather be that than deny someone a few dollars that could mean they get to eat that day.

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She probably hopes she goes to prison. It would be calmer than her house.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:44pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:39pm.

were it not for Amoeba Records, the original Cha Cha Cha and that big t-shirt store on the corner i'd happily vote "yes" on Proposition Barbed Wire Fence For The Haight. so irritating now to walk down those streets... ;-D

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:11pm.

Oh but they're all moving here to Austin and trying to rape and gut our city the same way they did back home. The least we can do is build a giant wall to contain them to Steiner Ranch.

I'm appalled that you can make $119K per year after you've deliberately birthed a litter and still get welfare. That's a decent salary for almost anyone and completely unobtainable over the long haul for uneducated lazy leeches like her. If the kids are going to be a tax payer burden, the least the state can do is place them In a decent foster family so they have a tiny chance at normalcy.
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Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:22pm.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:30pm.

Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:22pm.

lmao - let me sever my attempted jokes.

sadly, the haight is now known for begging ass youth who want your money but think you are a fool for working. que is in SF so joke was it should be its own county

M.E. is in a far Bay Area region where the utes are also known for "keeping it real"
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Aaaahh, got it. Though the Haight was shitty like that when I lived there, too. I'd go mainly only for brunch on weekends, and I'd get so annoyed at the tweakers begging for money.

And considering S.F. people think the city is a country of its own, no question the Haight is its own county!

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:30pm.

Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:22pm.

lmao - let me sever my attempted jokes.

sadly, the haight is now known for begging ass youth who want your money but think you are a fool for working. que is in SF so joke was it should be its own county

M.E. is in a far Bay Area region where the utes are also known for "keeping it real"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Considering her previous income-generating activities welfare fraud seems like a step up.

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Submitted by bloodsicle on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:38pm.
CPS, however, deserves MAJOR shade for letting her keep all those kids, however, and if you ask me, her fertility doctor should be forced to put money in a college fund or something for those poor kids as part of his sentence!
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Yep. Her fertility doctor brought these children into the world with an obviously mentally ill woman. He deserves to have to do daily child care or pay for daily child care for them. He is no different than the other deadbeat dads out there.
She was mentally ill before getting knocked up, a plastic surgery addict and school loan/welfare grifter. She needs to be in treatment and the kids need proper care.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:29pm.

I wonder if Foxy the tax expert even reads through the links she provides?

FoxXy never has claimed to be a tax expert. she just knew that the actual facts went far beyond what you said. and she also knows that the 2nd District Court of Appeal ruling will be taken up higher so nothing is final and no one has to return any money to the state yet.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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I have to agree with Event Horizon. I have quite a few friends who are drug counselors, social workers and psych MDs..I've heard many a heartbreaking story with these people's lives...mental illness is rampant throughout the homeless community and it's not always as black and white as everyone wants to make it seem so they can sleep at night after they've made all of their assumptions.

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Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:22pm.

In the county ME is referring to, unfortunately, there is a longstanding culture of enabling punk-ass young folks who just plain don't wanna work.

The Haight is a county now? ;-D

thanks to que c. just remembered where M.E. lives. yep. sorry M.E.!
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I wonder if Foxy the tax expert even reads through the links she provides?

<"“I think it’s wrong to retroactively penalize taxpayers who relied in good faith on what the law was five years ago,” Lieu said. “On a going-forward basis, I am fine with them changing the rules. I just believe it is wrong to change the rules retroactively.”

Gorell said he also was prepared to act.

“This falls into the category of egregious activity in terms of holding taxpayers accountable for activities they had done many years in the past,” he said. “This is something we’re going to address.”

Matthew Portnoff, a tax expert in the Los Angeles law office of Manatt, Phelps & Phillips, said there was nothing compelling the tax board to seek back payments with interest.

“This was the most aggressive of the options available to them,” he said.">

As usual.

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@ pushy:

"Edit: BTW, I know rude people are everywhere, not just CA. I think it's just the amount of people in a dense area that makes it more pronounced."

oh, so you were in LA Co. then ? yeah, imo many people there are rude compared to SF or San Diego or elsewhere in the state. or the midwest or southern regions of the nation.

every major CA area is different -- try one of the other regions next time! we're friendlier up yonder here... ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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I know she didn't make 200k stripping, that's a lot of fucking pennies.

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Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:22pm.

In the county ME is referring to, unfortunately, there is a longstanding culture of enabling punk-ass young folks who just plain don't wanna work.

The Haight is a county now? ;-D

thanks to que c. just remembered where M.E. lives. yep. sorry M.E.!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Hekki's picture

Also, I maintain the opinion that she WANTS those children taken off her hands, but isn't woman enough to admit she can't handle it, and put them up for adoption. Everything she has done is a passive aggressive way of achieving this.

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In the county ME is referring to, unfortunately, there is a longstanding culture of enabling punk-ass young folks who just plain don't wanna work. The downtown area is a really great little shopping district with unique shops...until, some fucker on the street who is perfectly capable (physically, anyway) of working is yelling, "I need money. Need some money.". Fuck you, asshole. I never give a cent to those ones. But when the person is the elderly guy playing a violin and asking for nothing, I give. I thought it might improve, unfortunately, after a business owner was stabbed in broad daylight last year by a psychotic guy who didn't take his meds. I did notice an increased police presence in the downtown for a month or so after, but then nada. Whether it's an attention-seeking octomom type, livin' life hippies, criminals, or the truly needy is where there ain't enough social workers in the USA to really assess every individual case.

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ship'em all to china to make iPhones @ 5 cents hour

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Here is my gripe with Octo: she spends like an asshole.

I don't begrudge her the assistance BUT she drinks Starbucks ang gets her nails done and was just spotted buying makeup brushes at the Lancôme counter.

All the moms here KNOW that if it's a choice between milk for the kids' cereal and a lipstick, you choose the goddamn milk. And you wear last summer's sandals because someone outgrew their sneakers. Fuck! All the tough shitty choices we are making and this bitch doesn't feel the need.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:11pm.
I am all for welfare/food stamps for those who truly need the assistance, but the system needs an overhaul and needs more guidelines. It's just too easy to abuse right now.

I was absolutely astound at how much money my sister is receiving from welfare per month. I almost threw up. Her no job having ass makes more than I do.

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Welfare doesn't exist anymore. It was replaced back in the 90s with a system called TANF. TANF recipients are required to maintain a job or be actively looking for a job in order to recieve assistance. Also, you can only recieve TANF every other year for a maxium of 5 years in a lifetime....or something like that, can someone please clarify?

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:01pm.

No EH, they're not War Vet's here

since you admit you drive by them and think they deserve no help you cannot possibly know their backstories

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:59pm.
EH - I'm not saying all homeless are homeless by choice. But in the city where I live 90% of them chose to remain homeless because it's easy, they get what they need and they can remain drug addicts because of the free needle exchange. They receive daily meals at the shelter the city just built, they are provided bicycles for transportation. This City & County is ridiculous in regards to GIVING.

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What I'm saying is that a very small amount of people (mostly street kids) "choose" to be homeless. What kind of job can you get if you have no legs and severe PTSD? Who's going to hire a herion addict? Who chooses to wait in line 2 hours at a salvation army 3 times a day to get one scoop full of gruel that tastes like burnt styrofoam?

A herion addict isn't going to say, "I don't have access to needles so I guess I'll stop doing drugs", no, they'll use used needles, contract HIV and pass it around without knowing or caring because their minds are messed up from drugs. Someone who's certified mental can't snap out of it because he's no longer recieving free meals and become a functioning member of society.

Theres nothing easy in any way, shape or form about being homeless.....it's the hardest life one can concievable live. I dare you to go camp out in that tent city for a week and see how easy it is....

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I am all for welfare/food stamps for those who truly need the assistance, but the system needs an overhaul and needs more guidelines. It's just too easy to abuse right now.

I was absolutely astound at how much money my sister is receiving from welfare per month. I almost threw up. Her no job having ass makes more than I do.

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Oh but they're all moving here to Austin and trying to rape and gut our city the same way they did back home. The least we can do is build a giant wall to contain them to Steiner Ranch.

I'm appalled that you can make $119K per year after you've deliberately birthed a litter and still get welfare. That's a decent salary for almost anyone and completely unobtainable over the long haul for uneducated lazy leeches like her. If the kids are going to be a tax payer burden, the least the state can do is place them In a decent foster family so they have a tiny chance at normalcy.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:24pm.
I just read the United Socialists of Kalifornia have just decided on a retroactive tax for small businesses that goes back 4 years plus an interest penalty. Now mind you this is a new tax and businesses did not underpay in the past but they get an interest penalty!

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:59pm.

@Tex, that's true??? I cannot believe they can go back and charge interest. What!!!!

no, what he says is not true. as usual. the decision was forced by a court order ruling unconstitutional the program that handed out the tax incentives years ago

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2013/jan/27/tp-california-wants-tax-incen...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Dear God, please take all dem chirrun away fast.