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March 20, 2013 / Posted by:

The New York License Lady and the hardest working stock picture in the business.

New York State announced on Monday that they are tired of fraudulent bitches using counterfeit IDs, so they’re changing all of their state licenses and adding security features including a laser-engraved black-and-white portrait that can’t be separated into layers. Basically, you’re going to have to use the fanciest copy machine at FedEx Office to try to make your next counterfeit New York State ID. When New York announced they’re updating their driver license format, they released a sample and the sample has a picture of your basic blonde. That basic blonde looks like a Hilton sister who realized that she didn’t want to grow up in a family of scrags bitches and fame whores, so she ran away to a small town and got a job as librarian’s assistant.

Somebody saw the picture of the New York License Lady and she looked real familiar to them and the reason for that is because she’s practically everywhere. That’s how the newyorklicenselady.tumblr was born. The stock picture that was used on the New York license has graced the cover of fine literature, been used on a smoker’s lungs comparison model and has been on the box of dollar store hair dye.

She is a stock supermodel and Gisele, Kate and Naomi all wish they had a modeling portfolio like hers.

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