Colombian Model Natalia Paris Thinks Eating Chicken Is Turning Kids Gay

March 20, 2013 / Posted by:

So that’s why I’m always craving cock. It’s because I ate too much chicken as a child.

Colombian model and world-class genius Natalia Paris was doing some kind of meet-and-greet with her fans at a store in Bogota when she decided to drop some words of stupidity into their heads. Natalia, who doesn’t have a degree in science but does have a PhD in dumbfuckery, thinks that all the hormones they pump into chickens is making girls sprout chichis at an earlier age and is making boys hungry for the peen.

CaracolTV (via HuffPo) caught Natalia telling a group of people that she knows shit, because she read scientific reports about this. Natalia read that the female hormones in chickens change children’s bodies and “that’s why those boys who are eating those chickens… they’re starting to turn into homosexuals.

As poet Kim Zolciak once said, “I’ve been chasing dick since I came out of the womb” and that was long before I put my mouth on a piece of chicken. But this bitch does have a valid point about the hormones in chickens making your tits grow. My chest tits have been looking extra luscious lately and I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I don’t exercise and stuff my mouth hole with trash food all the time. It’s because I’ve been eating way too many Chicken McNuggets. That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.

Maybe Natalia is an undercover gay activist and she’s just saying this shit to get anti-gay people to stop eating at Chick-Fil-A. She’s a genius!

Here’s the video of Natalia spewing some craziness and I don’t need to eat chicken today, because the look that lady next to her is throwing at her is the only protein I need.

(Thanks, Bobbie Sue)

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