Colombian Model Natalia Paris Thinks Eating Chicken Is Turning Kids Gay
So that's why I'm always craving cock. It's because I ate too much chicken as a child.
Colombian model and world-class genius Natalia Paris was doing some kind of meet-and-greet with her fans at a store in Bogota when she decided to drop some words of stupidity into their heads. Natalia, who doesn't have a degree in science but does have a PhD in dumbfuckery, thinks that all the hormones they pump into chickens is making girls sprout chichis at an earlier age and is making boys hungry for the peen.
CaracolTV (via HuffPo) caught Natalia telling a group of people that she knows shit, because she read scientific reports about this. Natalia read that the female hormones in chickens change children's bodies and "that's why those boys who are eating those chickens... they're starting to turn into homosexuals."
As poet Kim Zolciak once said, "I've been chasing dick since I came out of the womb" and that was long before I put my mouth on a piece of chicken. But this bitch does have a valid point about the hormones in chickens making your tits grow. My chest tits have been looking extra luscious lately and I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I don't exercise and stuff my mouth hole with trash food all the time. It's because I've been eating way too many Chicken McNuggets. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Maybe Natalia is an undercover gay activist and she's just saying this shit to get anti-gay people to stop eating at Chick-Fil-A. She's a genius!
Here's the video of Natalia spewing some craziness and I don't need to eat chicken today, because the look that lady next to her is throwing at her is the only protein I need.
(Thanks, Bobbie Sue)
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So is this trick trying to say that all black people are gay?!
Racist!
*reported*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:48pm.
Being a 'mo has little to do with hormones. In the early research of how to cure 'mo's, they gave gay men testosterone thinking THE GHEY was a hormonal issue. The extra testosterone didn't make them want women, it only made them want more men.
There may be some evidence of hormonal stress of the mother affecting a fetus. It's not impossible that what a pregnant mother ingests affects the fetus, but gays have been around as long as humans have and homosexuality exists in the 'animal world' primates included, so somebody need to open up a can of STFU and sitcha ass down on this here bitch.
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Testosterone just makes you want to fuck more. Fuck more of whatever you wanted to fuck before. If you were into men before, then you will be even more into men after. If you were into women, then you will really be into women more. Of course men getting more testosterone can make them more prone to violence.
"So that's why I'm always craving cock." -- bwahahaha MK
*ignores the idiot "model"*
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Everytime you look at the organic chicken, it has a disclaimer on it that it's against federal law to put hormones in chicken. There are no hormones added to chicken in the U.S. Here's more info if you or miss Einstein model want it:
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/factsheets/Meat_&_Poultry_Labeling_Terms/index....
http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/poulsci/newsletter/newsletter_nov04.pdf
@Bam
It's the slaw! THE SLAW! ;)
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So this trick says eating chicken turns kids gay huh? Yeah right, whatever bitch. I had a KFC three piece chicken box today for lunch and I feel fine, nothing happening here.
Um, didn't MK make a post about John Hamm today? There aren't any pictures are there?
Uhhh, I'll just pop over there right quick and see for myself. :-P
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
So what's her explanation for existence of homosexuality BEFORE they started pumping chicken with female hormones or whatever the fuck she said? And does this include lesbians? If not, what's her theory on them? Why are models allowed to speak? Your job is to stand there, pose, look pretty and shut the fuck up.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Oh please bitch you are a model, all you do is walk up and down a fuckig catwalk. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
I'll be making Hormade chicken broth tomorrow for Hot Lips. I'll keep notes, but even if he does turn ghey, I doubt that he will present signs. Too much energy required.
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Now I'm going to feed my husband tons of chicken for a couple months, see how that turns out. Assuming this theory, I might be able to find that magical balance that makes him want blow jobs less but not turn him gay. And I'll just stop eating chicken all together so it makes me want to give them less so I can get more naps.
I should slap this woman for being a damn idiot while having the name Natalia. It makes us all look bad!
She´s well known for her stupidity.
Another South American genius is the fucktard president of Bolivia who said, eating chicken full of female hormones is the cause of male deviations such as homosexuality.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 6:22pm.
Fuck. After the Hammaconda post, where I was craving kielbasa, now I want a roasted chicken breast with broccoli.
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Fuck. After the Hammaconda post, where I was craving kielbasa, now I want a roasted chicken breast with broccoli.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Being a 'mo has little to do with hormones. In the early research of how to cure 'mo's, they gave gay men testosterone thinking THE GHEY was a hormonal issue. The extra testosterone didn't make them want women, it only made them want more men.
There may be some evidence of hormonal stress of the mother affecting a fetus. It's not impossible that what a pregnant mother ingests affects the fetus, but gays have been around as long as humans have and homosexuality exists in the 'animal world' primates included, so somebody need to open up a can of STFU and sitcha ass down on this here bitch.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by chicasuperpoderosa on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:39pm.
I mean, you see more guys with man-boobs but that's about it.
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it's pretty goddamned bad when guys have bigger tits than mine :(
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:27pm.
xtra crispy or original recipie?
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Popcorn chicken
When I was in middle school, my mom made me sacrifice my MTV time to accompany her to some Biotechnology classes she was taking. There's 37.5% percent of validity to her statement (69.7% in the dumb hoe scale). I remember hearing all the horrible shit they put into not only chicken, but also vegetables and it does accelerate and affect the growth process of the human body. Allegedly, it also impacts the body in a way that makes it less prone to react to medication. Add cancer to that equation and what we put inside our mouths is really fucking bad. BUT, I don't believe anything you eat can turn anyone gay. WTF. I mean, you see more guys with man-boobs but that's about it.
This is so obvious.
It's not eating the chicken that makes you gay, it's eating the cock.
That gear she's got on in the banner pic is pretty sweet, though.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Her thong is cutting off the air to her boobs.
What is this delusional bimbo talking about? I agree that food in this country is pumped with tons of shit not suitable for human consumption. But to say that eating chicken will make you gay is beyond ignorant. Bitch needs to stick to posing. Nice bod, btw.
I envy her torso, is all I can say.
I guess we have our answer to why did the chicken cross the road; homosezzual rendezvous.
Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:26pm.
LMAO at this whole exchange...HAHA.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:26pm.
Were I pursuing a doctorate or involved in research design, this is what I'd want to pursue.
Chicken homosexuality?
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yes. this. exactly.
*blink* *blink*
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Unrelated but this is my favorite myth heard less than a week from a mother of four, whose daughter is in second years "medical school"
So said daughter gets knocked up by deathbeat drug dealing etc boyfriend and the mom says that the daughter cannot go to the beach because get this, ThE WAVES CAUSE AN ABORTION! Worse she was fucking serious and her daughter believed her!! Yep Hispanics and our myths. This is unfortunately 100% truth.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:21pm.
Cool, but I've had the snip. :)
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xtra crispy or original recipie?
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NOW you tell me ~looks down at huge belly~. also i had chicken AND fish tacos for lunch, Natalia would probly say i'm having a gay-lesbian hermaphrodite.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:21pm.
Cool, but I've had the snip. :)
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:17pm.
Simple way to avoid issues with kids: have none.
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It's also the key to happiness.
heh, you're my kinda gal
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Really? Hey, baby. I have a NuvaRing.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:17pm.
Simple way to avoid issues with kids: have none.
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It's also the key to happiness.
heh, you're my kinda gal
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:17pm.
Simple way to avoid issues with kids: have none.
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It's also the key to happiness.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:15pm.
"The food supply is so fucked up. I read a study where they say every person who eats it will eventually die."
See, now I read a study that claims just the opposite. WHAT TO BELIEVE???
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Simple way to avoid issues with kids: have none.
The food supply is so fucked up. I read a study where they say every person who eats it will eventually die.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:41pm.
She's off with the specifics, but she's right about the hormones in everything.
I know I always trot this out, but my SIL drank WAY more diet soda than she was supposed to when she was pregnant. Her kid has several health issues. His head was unusually large, has a tiny button penis and undescended testicles. He has gross motor delays and he has some traits which *I* believe put him on the autism spectrum.
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Uh, there's no hormones in diet soda. There's cancer causing shit like saccharine or whatever that fake ass sugar is but no hormones or anything even close to it. Sounds like genetics is at play, or your SIL was doing more than drinking a shit ton of diet soda.
And I started wearing deodorant at 9 so underarm smell at that age isn't a sign of anything except having active sweat glands in your axillary area which is fairly common. That too is genetic because my father is a sweaty bastard.
So to avoid catching the Gay, we should all eat more pork.
so...is she anti-chicken, anti-hormones, or anti-homos? also, she sounds like the dumb bitches at my gym who talk about shit like this while trotting on their treadmills at a snails pace and they are experts in EVERYTHING!
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She's off with the specifics, but she's right about the hormones in everything.
I know I always trot this out, but my SIL drank WAY more diet soda than she was supposed to when she was pregnant. Her kid has several health issues. His head was unusually large, has a tiny button penis and undescended testicles. He has gross motor delays and he has some traits which *I* believe put him on the autism spectrum.
Not to mention my 9 year old already with the moods and underarm smell.
Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:26pm.
Were I pursuing a doctorate or involved in research design, this is what I'd want to pursue.
Chicken homosexuality?
But what about chickens many, many years ago when they lived without (the additives)? Hmmmmm??
She's a fuckin idiot. Latin Americans and their bigotry. I'm Hispanic before anyone jumps on me, my parents are just as ignorant. Is this why I like to lick on sone clit once in a while?
I don't think she's that far off. I think we're going to find out our food is fucking us up in a lot of major ways... it's my personal belief that it is a contributing factor to autism. Chemicals, hormones, additives, sugars... I think it's all a big problem. I have my Master's in Public Health, so Iv'e read a lot of "science stuff." Were I pursuing a doctorate or involved in research design, this is what I'd want to pursue.
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EH I remember those. Food is so messed up. When I shop I visit the produce aisle and meat department and rarely anything in between. But I'm not going organic most of the time because of the prices so I'm probably still not doing myself any favors, guess I might as well grab the cheetos and call it a day.
God knew what he was doing when he made this one pretty. She would starve to death living off of her brains.
I eat mucho rice and beans. is that why I am an asexual?
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:57pm.
I for one want them to stop putting SOY in everything. I am super sensitive to soy and have to avoid it as much as possible, but it's virtually impossible to avoid all together since it's put in nearly everything we eat and drink.I have to read ALL labels and ask about how things are cooked when we go out. It's almost embarrassing.
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For me it's High Fructose Corn syrup. That shit is like the second ingredient in EVERYTHING.
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Do you remember those commercials a few years back where they were advertising the fact that HFCS was just like sugar and just as safe to eat???
The fucking lie of the century man....its like they think were sheep who'll eat anything were fed...
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 2:12pm.
Coffee leads to handjobs.
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THAT'S why my husband drinks a pot a day!
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The estupidez is strong with this one.
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