Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 20, 2013 / Posted by:

This A list reality star apparently caught her A list celebrity boyfriend in way more than just a lip lock with another guy. It does not seem to have slowed down their relationship at all though. (CDAN)

Kim Kartrashian and Kanye? I’m not saying that I don’t think Kanye has never gargled a pair of low hangers before, but I doubt he was doing it with another dude. Kanye was just humping his naked reflection in the mirror again. Like he always does.

We were all a little sad, I think, when it was confirmed that they’d broken up. No one sadder than him. But she left him because of his drinking. It was excessive, and with the experience of her last relationship, she saw the signs and opted for self-preservation. In addition to his relationship with alcohol though, he also had an unconventional relationship with sex. Think…Michael Fassbender in Shame. Along those lines. Though he was faithful to her, totally, there are addiction issues he clearly has to address. And he’s doing that now, going to meetings, reaching out to another celebrity in recovery with whom he’s worked, as some of their issues are quite similar. He’s almost a month sober now and, yes, he’s doing it, in part, to get her back which… well… they know that’s not the way, don’t they? A few people close to him don’t think he’s really taking it seriously if he hasn’t committed to rehab. And she can see that too. For her, this is permanent, even though he doesn’t seem to be able to accept it. (Lainey Gossip)

Michelle Williams, Jason Segel and Russell Brand for the sober celebrity? And by “unconventional relationship with sex,” Lainey totally means puppet anal, right?

This B list television couple from a very hit show is set to make their public debut as a real couple. They have been teasing everyone for a very long time, but it looks like the actor in this actor/actress relationship is ready to leave his wife and confirm what everyone has been guessing for a long time. (CDAN)

David Duchovny isn’t officially divorced from Tea Leoni, so I’ll guess that this is about him and Gillian Anderson. But I really wish this was about Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry.

This television show continues to go through some major changes and it’s causing pain for everyone… especially its male lead.

The situation is very fluid, so the strategy has been changing from week to week (or sometimes even day to day)!

Here is the latest: As of today, the plan is to have two new young costars has been scrapped. It’s too risky to bring in two new people and hope that they have some chemistry.

So, the new new plan is to keep the male lead and bring in a new female lead with whom he has some chemistry. And what better way to do that than to bring back one of its classic stars? That’s right, instead of going with a young, fresh face, they are going to bring back one of the old ones!

All three of these contenders have worked with the male lead before in some capacity. Here are the three women in contention:

1. This former leading lady just quit her job. She has nothing else lined up for the foreseeable future. Although she has publicly claimed several times that she won’t go back and she wants to spend more time with her family (blah blah blah), she is telling friends that it is all a negotiating tactic to return to the male star’s side… for the really big bucks. She wants the same salary as the male lead… which is something that was unthinkable a few years ago!

2. This former leading lady is doing well in her new gig. There is really no compelling reason for her to return to her old show. She is moving forward, and although she has a very good personal relationship with the male star and owes part of her success to him, she doesn’t see it as a good career move to go backwards.

3. This woman has great credentials, but she is not owing anything the male lead in regards to her career success. Besides, she is so rich on her own, they may not be able to afford her no matter what they offer.

The network has approved all three women, and is willing to pay a huge price to lure one of them into the co-starring role. If the partnership works, the male star can stay. If it doesn’t, the older male lead is out, the older female lead will stay, and she will then be paired with a new younger male lead.

Oh, and will they have to cut the male lead’s salary to make this happen? Yes! He is going to have to take hits to both his ego and his wallet for this strategy to work. This is going to be interesting. (Blind Gossip)

More Today show shit! My guess is #1 is Meredith Vieira, #2 is Katie Couric and #3 is Maria Shriver. Today just needs to stop trying and give every hour to Willard Scott already. 

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