Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This A list reality star apparently caught her A list celebrity boyfriend in way more than just a lip lock with another guy. It does not seem to have slowed down their relationship at all though. (CDAN)
Kim Kartrashian and Kanye? I'm not saying that I don't think Kanye has never gargled a pair of low hangers before, but I doubt he was doing it with another dude. Kanye was just humping his naked reflection in the mirror again. Like he always does.
We were all a little sad, I think, when it was confirmed that they’d broken up. No one sadder than him. But she left him because of his drinking. It was excessive, and with the experience of her last relationship, she saw the signs and opted for self-preservation. In addition to his relationship with alcohol though, he also had an unconventional relationship with sex. Think...Michael Fassbender in Shame. Along those lines. Though he was faithful to her, totally, there are addiction issues he clearly has to address. And he’s doing that now, going to meetings, reaching out to another celebrity in recovery with whom he’s worked, as some of their issues are quite similar. He’s almost a month sober now and, yes, he’s doing it, in part, to get her back which... well... they know that’s not the way, don’t they? A few people close to him don’t think he’s really taking it seriously if he hasn’t committed to rehab. And she can see that too. For her, this is permanent, even though he doesn’t seem to be able to accept it. (Lainey Gossip)
Michelle Williams, Jason Segel and Russell Brand for the sober celebrity? And by "unconventional relationship with sex," Lainey totally means puppet anal, right?
This B list television couple from a very hit show is set to make their public debut as a real couple. They have been teasing everyone for a very long time, but it looks like the actor in this actor/actress relationship is ready to leave his wife and confirm what everyone has been guessing for a long time. (CDAN)
David Duchovny isn't officially divorced from Tea Leoni, so I'll guess that this is about him and Gillian Anderson. But I really wish this was about Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry.
This television show continues to go through some major changes and it’s causing pain for everyone… especially its male lead.
The situation is very fluid, so the strategy has been changing from week to week (or sometimes even day to day)!
Here is the latest: As of today, the plan is to have two new young costars has been scrapped. It’s too risky to bring in two new people and hope that they have some chemistry.
So, the new new plan is to keep the male lead and bring in a new female lead with whom he has some chemistry. And what better way to do that than to bring back one of its classic stars? That’s right, instead of going with a young, fresh face, they are going to bring back one of the old ones!
All three of these contenders have worked with the male lead before in some capacity. Here are the three women in contention:
1. This former leading lady just quit her job. She has nothing else lined up for the foreseeable future. Although she has publicly claimed several times that she won’t go back and she wants to spend more time with her family (blah blah blah), she is telling friends that it is all a negotiating tactic to return to the male star’s side… for the really big bucks. She wants the same salary as the male lead… which is something that was unthinkable a few years ago!
2. This former leading lady is doing well in her new gig. There is really no compelling reason for her to return to her old show. She is moving forward, and although she has a very good personal relationship with the male star and owes part of her success to him, she doesn’t see it as a good career move to go backwards.
3. This woman has great credentials, but she is not owing anything the male lead in regards to her career success. Besides, she is so rich on her own, they may not be able to afford her no matter what they offer.
The network has approved all three women, and is willing to pay a huge price to lure one of them into the co-starring role. If the partnership works, the male star can stay. If it doesn’t, the older male lead is out, the older female lead will stay, and she will then be paired with a new younger male lead.
Oh, and will they have to cut the male lead’s salary to make this happen? Yes! He is going to have to take hits to both his ego and his wallet for this strategy to work. This is going to be interesting. (Blind Gossip)
More Today show shit! My guess is #1 is Meredith Vieira, #2 is Katie Couric and #3 is Maria Shriver. Today just needs to stop trying and give every hour to Willard Scott already.
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When Depp & Paradis broke up, People mag said "everyone was sad." Depp has always said he's a sex hound. He's been 100% sober for almost a year now, seems with the help of his musician friend, Alice Cooper, who used to have severe substance issues. Johnny appears to be avoiding triggers to his abuse issues, namely Tim Burton, Keith Richards, his yacht (which is for sale), & staying put at home with his kids in LA except for an occasional promotional appearance or opportunity to play guitar. Many have said this is to get Paradis back. The only piece that doesn't fit is any issue with her past bfs.
The B Lister Hot Couple from HIT TV show...
Tony and Kerry...hands down...they ARE both B listers...Kerry is pushing towards A...Tony has directed some good sleepers behind the camera but is B list actor...they HAVE been teasing us for a long time..if you look at any tweets...and interviews...you will see its all there in PLAIN sight...we feel it will be a amicable break up w/ his wife..and it seems like his young adult children like KW....its only a matter of time..and I support them! Besides Tea and David D have been DIVORCED since 2011, and the blind says.."but it looks like the actor in this actor/actress relationship is ready to leave his wife and confirm"...sooo its Olitz for real.
The B List couple sounds like a pair that have been around longer than Scandal or New Girl. As awesome as the David Duchovny gillian Anderson hookup would be, each of them is almost always spotted a few times a week in their respective cities and i can't see Gillian flying to nyc on her few days off to visit him when she has 2 little kids. It would be awesome, but in the YEARS these blinds have been posted and revealed to be D&G, never once has D been seen in london, or G in ny randomly. So how could it Actually be them?
Kim just doesnt learn does she?
Am I the only one who noticed that Kanye hasn't been seen with Kim since before her miscarriage scare!??
It's never brought up. Where is dude & y his baby mama gotta go thru this shit alone.
The Jason Segal one makes me actually like him a little more. That dude looks like the blandest bowl of plain oatmeal to me.
"Shame" sounds awful and depressing.
He did full frontal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It was not attractive. He also did it for Five Year Engagement but it was deleted. In both cases, the scenes were his idea.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/19/jason-segel-the-five-year-engag...
I'm totally in favor of men showing all they've got (Thank you, Fassbender for Shame!) but it was so gratuitous in FSM that my first thought was the only reason he did it was because he gets off on it.
I found a GIF of it from FSM (very NSFW):
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla...
@Debbie.. Does he really show of his junk? Segal...???
I always think of him with muppets.. Peen shots not so much.. Lmao.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Fassbender plays a sex addict in Shame. Jason Segel as a sex addict explains why he does all the full frontal scenes in his movies. Considering how ugly his junk is, he must have some kind of compulsion, otherwise why show it off.
I think the third is Giada de Laurentis. She fills in on the show from time to time and her family is LOADED.
Right back atcha PERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXO
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:49pm.
Thanks. I dint get what Lainey was trying to say about "relationships." I'll ponder more later when I'm having my evening relationship with red wine.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 7:35pm.
A conventional relationship with alcohol sometimes leads to an unconventional relationship with sex.
What does Facebender do in "Shame"? (Never mind, I'll Google later.)
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Conventional sex? Straight forward, the usual stuff. Unconventional? He likes doing it in her butt would be my guess.
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
I'm guessing the B-list tv couple is that "Scandal" couple.
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"Fur Protestor: Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?
Margo Brofman: Know how many rich animals I had to fuck to get this coat?" Switch (1991)
Jeez! Blinds are so damned boring I can't stand to finish reading them
This B list television couple from a very hit show is set to make their public debut as a real couple. They have been teasing everyone for a very long time, but it looks like the actor in this actor/actress relationship is ready to leave his wife and confirm what everyone has been guessing for a long time.
My guess Olivia and Fitz from Scandal.
A conventional relationship with alcohol sometimes leads to an unconventional relationship with sex.
What does Facebender do in "Shame"? (Never mind, I'll Google later.)
"Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 6:33pm.
Lohan would be considered a C/D lister with A list name recognition."
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It's too much. I'm just going to file them all in the bunchafamehos category.
Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 6:31pm.
"I like to imagine the last one is about Up All Night because Christina Applegate left."
Oooh, excellent guess!
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Irma: "Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:16pm.
The funny thing about this photo is that Kim and Kanye were probably going to a meeting at the lawyer's to discuss their contract. She always over-dresses and he always under-dresses.
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Really? A man who wears giant fur coats in the daytime walking around 2013 Paris (as opposed to, say, 1895 Siberia) underdresses?"
LOL. There was that kilt, too. Okay, he doesn't ALWAYS under-dress.
But he DOES wear really schlumpy stuff a LOT of the time. For someone who's so into fashion, he VERY rarely wears a nice suit or anything remotely tailored. His clothing is very pedestrian, and IMO he always looks like a regular dude going to play pool or eat a burger.
ETA: The above photo is a perfect example. Where was this taken? Some event. Where Kim is wearing an extravagant sequinned gown with a motherfucking TRAIN. And he's wearing? Jeans, and oxford and sneakers. ??? At what event would both of these outfits be appropriate? Unless he's a stagehand?
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#1 Stacey Kiebler and George Clooney...she's about as A list as it gets for a reality star these days and everybody said their beard contract was up but now she's renegotiated another year by blackmailing him.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:13pm.
Who decides on celebrity "letter" grades anyway. Are you still considered A list if everyone knows who you are but you're a universal joke? I guess Blohan should be considered an A-lister too then.
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Lohan would be considered a C/D lister with A list name recognition.
I like to imagine the last one is about Up All Night because Christina Applegate left. So they are debating about replacing her with Jessica Walters, Liza Mennelli and Portia de Rossi haha
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:45pm.
As much as I hate these two, this is a better pic than that nasty nursin' possum.
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HAHA I love you Vern.
So, Michael K is really good at guessing these things. Whenever I hear "celebrity couple" my thoughts immediately go to Jerry Stiller & Anne Meara.
I hate the people in the #1 photo and resolved never to type their noames nor click on anything about them. You know, for the metrics.
But I will say that "lip lock" made me think of LL Cool J though I'd hope he'd have better taste than smoochin' on the fellow in pic.
snark is good.
"A-list reality star"
what does that even mean?
does not compute.
does not compute.
As much as I hate these two, this is a better pic than that nasty nursin' possum.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Irma: "Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:16pm.
The funny thing about this photo is that Kim and Kanye were probably going to a meeting at the lawyer's to discuss their contract. She always over-dresses and he always under-dresses.
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Really? A man who wears giant fur coats in the daytime walking around 2013 Paris (as opposed to, say, 1895 Siberia) underdresses?"
LOL. There was that kilt, too. Okay, he doesn't ALWAYS under-dress.
But he DOES wear really schlumpy stuff a LOT of the time. For someone who's so into fashion, he VERY rarely wears a nice suit or anything remotely tailored. His clothing is very pedestrian, and IMO he always looks like a regular dude going to play pool or eat a burger.
ETA: The above photo is a perfect example. Where was this taken? Some event. Where Kim is wearing an extravagant sequinned gown with a motherfucking TRAIN. And he's wearing? Jeans, and oxford and sneakers. ??? At what event would both of these outfits be appropriate? Unless he's a stagehand?
Re: Today Show.. If they are bringing in a new anchor for Matt..
Whose getting the boot?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:16pm.
The funny thing about this photo is that Kim and Kanye were probably going to a meeting at the lawyer's to discuss their contract. She always over-dresses and he always under-dresses.
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Really? A man who wears giant fur coats in the daytime walking around 2013 Paris (as opposed to, say, 1895 Siberia) underdresses?
They probably had something on Kanye to get him to pretend to be Kim's bf in the first place. I don't like him but who in the hell would willingly get involved with that fucked up mess of a family?
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That banner pic would've made a great Caption This.
A list reality star = D list
Hekki...me too!!!! I love when MK refers to her as that. Hahaha
GG....LMAO @ Kimmode. :D
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A list reality star = D list
The funny thing about this photo is that Kim and Kanye were probably going to a meeting at the lawyer's to discuss their contract. She always over-dresses and he always under-dresses.
Wow, even I got that last BI. I just lost respect for Gillian Anderson, per third blind, 'cause I do not get the Duchovny attraction - yuch much!
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Who decides on celebrity "letter" grades anyway. Are you still considered A list if everyone knows who you are but you're a universal joke? I guess Blohan should be considered an A-lister too then.
Submitted by Mel-Tang: "I'm guessing the slow one and Scott Diiick for number 1. :P"
The "slow one" slays me every time. LOL.
Kimmode would date a mouldy piece of shit if it would bring her attention and more money, so it doesnt matter that Gayfish likes the mens.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm guessing the slow one and Scott Diiick for number 1. :P
The rest of them made my brain hurt.
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What a gentleman Kanye is. Holding Kim in one arm like he owns the bitch (he kind of does) and holding his ball sack with his other hand.
Kim! The fairytale you've been waiting for has come true!!!
I can see why the first one is blind (let it be true!) but where's the big scandal in the Today show thing.
After Jason Segel admitted he had trouble dating because his bedroom was filled with puppets, Elmo began to suspect something was up.
Kimmy "A" list? Really? I have a hard time with that, though I really want it to be them.
Fan boys and girls will be creaming their pants over Mulder and Scully getting together irl. Put on your galoshes and raincoats.
DO--sowwy.
We sure CDAN didn't write that last one? And, yeah, I totally buy Kanye for #1. Always believed he's a closet case.
If that second item is Michelle Williams, my admiration for her just skyrocketed. Go girl! You and Matilda come first.
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