Afternoon Crumbs

Why Naomi Campbell is the new queen diva bitch of basic cable – Crunk + Disorderly

Duchess Kate and THE QUEEN visited the tube today and I’d like to think that THE QUEEN had to slap a trick down with her pocketbook after they wouldn’t give up their seat to her – Lainey Gossip 

Daisy de la Whora still exists – Hollywood Tuna 

I hope somebody gets Vincent Kartheiser and Alexis Bledel a working toilet for an engagement present – Celebitchy

There goes whatever was left of Michelle Shocked’s career – Towleroad

Beyonce is so graceful that this is how she queefs – Drunken Stepfather 

Justin “Just For Me” Timberlake’s new music video is really, really long – The Berry 

Stacy Keibler celebrates her contract renewal with George Clooney by working the hell out of her forehead vein at an Escada event in Berlin – Popoholic

Miley Cyrus really wants you to see that she’s wearing her hitchin’ ring again – ICYDK

Teen Mom Farrah can afford a new nose and new tits, but apparently she can’t afford to take a cab – Reality Tea 

Maybe it’s because spring has sprung and I’m seriously hard up, but Snookitina’s bought-and-paid-for-piece is looking sort of hot – Just Jared

Splash was a MESS. Case in point: This made the cut and Rudy from The Cosby Show didn’t – IDLYITW

I love the Rainbow House, but living in it means that you have to live across the street from Shirley Phelps – OMG Blog

Lindsey Vonn used to make fun of Tiger Woods – Celebslam

The girl in the middle is smiling to forget about all the fleas and lice that are jumping in her hair – Popsugar

Gerard Butler looks like he’s about to give head to that nose piece – I’m Not Obsessed

Too $hort is still too dumb – Vibe

R.I.P. Harry Reems – SOW