Afternoon Crumbs

March 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Why Naomi Campbell is the new queen diva bitch of basic cable – Crunk + Disorderly

Duchess Kate and THE QUEEN visited the tube today and I’d like to think that THE QUEEN had to slap a trick down with her pocketbook after they wouldn’t give up their seat to her – Lainey Gossip 

Daisy de la Whora still exists – Hollywood Tuna 

I hope somebody gets Vincent Kartheiser and Alexis Bledel a working toilet for an engagement present – Celebitchy

There goes whatever was left of Michelle Shocked’s career – Towleroad

Beyonce is so graceful that this is how she queefs – Drunken Stepfather 

Justin “Just For Me” Timberlake’s new music video is really, really long – The Berry 

Stacy Keibler celebrates her contract renewal with George Clooney by working the hell out of her forehead vein at an Escada event in Berlin – Popoholic

Miley Cyrus really wants you to see that she’s wearing her hitchin’ ring again – ICYDK

Teen Mom Farrah can afford a new nose and new tits, but apparently she can’t afford to take a cab – Reality Tea 

Maybe it’s because spring has sprung and I’m seriously hard up, but Snookitina’s bought-and-paid-for-piece is looking sort of hot – Just Jared

Splash was a MESS. Case in point: This made the cut and Rudy from The Cosby Show didn’t – IDLYITW

I love the Rainbow House, but living in it means that you have to live across the street from Shirley PhelpsOMG Blog

Lindsey Vonn used to make fun of Tiger WoodsCelebslam

The girl in the middle is smiling to forget about all the fleas and lice that are jumping in her hair – Popsugar

Gerard Butler looks like he’s about to give head to that nose piece – I’m Not Obsessed

Too $hort is still too dumb – Vibe

R.I.P. Harry ReemsSOW

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