Selena Gomez was on the Late Show last night to promote Vice Magazine: The Movie (aka Spring Breakers) and David Letterman asked her about a certain superstar fetus who was once the Vili Fualaau to her Mary Kay Letourneau. Selena said that she’s completely single and then she poured a little salt on the Biebs’ diaper rash. Letterman and Selena’s conversation about the Biebs went like this:
Letterman: Do you date, do you go out and see, are you dating boys now?
Selena: No, not yet.
Letterman: Now I remember the last time you were here you were with a Justin Bieber.
Selena: I was with “a” Justin Bieber?
Letterman: Yeah, you were with a Justin Bieber. That’s not going on now?
Selena: No, I’m single. I’m so good.
Letterman. Good. I think you’re fine. The last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something and he said something and I said something, and I made him cry.
Selena: Well, then that makes two of us.
Way to ruin Justin Bieber’s reputation as the thug leader of Hood Rat Stuff Nation, Selena Gomez. Selena just had to let us know that the Biebs started bawling when she put his hand on her lady boob for the first time. Selena definitely gets points for that Bieber burn, but she loses points for wearing a figure skater’s mourning outfit out in public.