Selena Gomez Yanked At Justin Bieber's Diaper On Letterman Last Night
Selena Gomez was on the Late Show last night to promote Vice Magazine: The Movie (aka Spring Breakers) and David Letterman asked her about a certain superstar fetus who was once the Vili Fualaau to her Mary Kay Letourneau. Selena said that she's completely single and then she poured a little salt on the Biebs' diaper rash. Letterman and Selena's conversation about the Biebs went like this:
Letterman: Do you date, do you go out and see, are you dating boys now?
Selena: No, not yet.
Letterman: Now I remember the last time you were here you were with a Justin Bieber.
Selena: I was with "a" Justin Bieber?
Letterman: Yeah, you were with a Justin Bieber. That's not going on now?
Selena: No, I'm single. I'm so good.
Letterman. Good. I think you're fine. The last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something and he said something and I said something, and I made him cry.
Selena: Well, then that makes two of us.
Way to ruin Justin Bieber's reputation as the thug leader of Hood Rat Stuff Nation, Selena Gomez. Selena just had to let us know that the Biebs started bawling when she put his hand on her lady boob for the first time. Selena definitely gets points for that Bieber burn, but she loses points for wearing a figure skater's mourning outfit out in public.
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I love that there are people on here that are friends!
Just say'n.
Funny, cute and enough sense to get away from Beiber before his inevitable downfall. What's not to like?
I loved that a couple of weeks ago I saw Ozzy Osbourne on TV, and some commentator was speaking to him about current music and mentioned Justin Beaver. Ozzie responded, "Who the fuck is Justin Beaver?"
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:52pm.
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Vom drinks? Oh IF, that sounds like a Goopy concoction, come to think of it, so does the colon cleanse probe! Seriously, hope everything checks out ok for you! Girl you gotta take care after this!
Just feeling exhausted from staying up too late too often. There went all my New Year's resolutions. ;/ Just ready for spring maybe a little break.
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I'm ok Withy. Being tested for lots of gastric crap this week and prepping for a colonosopy tomorrow by drinking that vom drink - I've been gagging all night.
You?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:41pm.
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How are you doing IF? People were asking after you on the weekend!
Selena is still a million times better off without out the cry Beavy.
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If the fighting doesn't stop, I'll start talking about My Issues again.
I have no life outside the internedz and dlisted and my gastric horrors.
You've been warned.
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Wow. So then you DON'T have an excuse for being such a brain-dead fucking cunt. Got it.
reported u stupid whore. and i'm a man u retard
Lately she's turning into a cutie (granted, not in these pics since she looks like a widdle baby in grown hooker shoes, but in other photos). That's the best revenge. Bye bye LezBeaver, to you and your ugly diapers.
He so is " the thug leader of Hood Rat Stuff Nation" - ahaha ahaha ahaha
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She is very cute and composed. But does she have the talent, etc. to rise above the cute and be taken seriously (ex. Sally Field)? I kind of doubt it. We won't remember a lot of these Disney kids in 10 years.
i wouldnt say she is ugly but her features are all too close.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 2:43pm.
What are you, 12? You fucking Mrs Potato Head.
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LMAO!
"But She gets one point off for not knowing that mole is made with chocolate like Letterman mentioned"
Only one point? I want to revoke her Mexican card!!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
What are you, 12? You fucking Mrs Potato Head.
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I'm 35 u stupid bitch
I'm not on the Selena bandwagon. There's a reason why she was with Bieber and that Jonas and now whoever is popular in young Hollywood.
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hey retard Selena was famous before dating any of those guys and she tried to hide her relationships. those guys asked her out. u think she paid them to go out with he? God ur stupid
I don't think she's cute at all. That first photo, where she's smiling, I think she totally looks like Don Rickles wearing a wig! Don't believe me? Look at that picture, then take a gander at this http://www.ebay.com/itm/DON-RICKLES-8X10-PHOTO-TUXEDO-SMILING-STUDIO-SHO... or at this and tell me the resemblance isn't striking! https://www.google.com/search?q=don+rickles+smiling&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=or...
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u don't think this girl is cute?
http://i48.tinypic.com/2h5nu5j.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/16jkhfb.jpg
i'd like to hear who u think is cute
I always loved this girl, now I love her even more.
She does have exceptional posture.
But She gets one point off for not knowing that mole is made with chocolate like Letterman mentioned! SMH
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
I lmao when I heard this last night. Can't wait what the Bieb's will say!
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Can I get my tattoo now?
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Vice Magazine: The Movie.
Spot fucking on, MK!
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 2:43pm.
What are you, 12? You fucking Mrs Potato Head.
I expect the Biebs to come back with a gorgeous woman on his arm not too long from now.
I'm not on the Selena bandwagon. There's a reason why she was with Bieber and that Jonas and now whoever is popular in young Hollywood.
We see you Selena.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:55pm.
Hey Foxxy, see the troll is tryin' again. What a sad life it must have if that is it's one joy in life. Anyway have a good afternoon.
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A "maroon" "screwball" turning "west of Albuquerque" will "hug and squeeze and call you George." :)
Meh. This was totally scripted and she just said what she was told to say. Still, it was funny; she clearly has smart people advising her.
I don't think she's cute at all. That first photo, where she's smiling, I think she totally looks like Don Rickles wearing a wig! Don't believe me? Look at that picture, then take a gander at this http://www.ebay.com/itm/DON-RICKLES-8X10-PHOTO-TUXEDO-SMILING-STUDIO-SHO... or at this and tell me the resemblance isn't striking! https://www.google.com/search?q=don+rickles+smiling&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=or...
If you can't sit down in a dress/skirt without worrying if your vagina is peeking out, then the fucking dress/skirt is too short. Selena seems like the marginally talented typical airhead that passes for a 'starlet' these days.
"Selena is a bobblehead idiot like the rest of them."
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You're the idiot and selena's no bobblehead
http://i46.tinypic.com/ilx2jd.jpg
her head's completely normal
She's cute and has good posture.
"That was limp. Can she go the fuck away now."
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Why don't you go the fuck away you stupid asshole?
Looks like the karma train is catching up to the Biebs...I await MK's posts on the death threats to Selena like the Loki fiasco!
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
Aww. Kitten face just went up a couple of notches in my book.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Hey Foxxy - I love classic WB, especially ole Bugs (Disney was not popular in my childhood home - my Dad was not a maroon or an ignoranimus on that score) and I feel bad for those without this special piece of edumacation.
Submitted by mimilicious on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 2:07pm.
So sad that you people are arguing about such ridiculousness in the comments section of a celebrity blog....pathetic
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Nothing puts the nail in the coffin of lamedom like arguing over who does/does not have a life outside of dlisted. If people are arguing/defending themselves over it in the first place then it's not a good sign on either side.
C'mon you dumb hos...we all friends!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"????????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
So sad that you people are arguing about such ridiculousness in the comments section of a celebrity blog....pathetic
That was limp. Can she go the fuck away now.
Submitted by Osage Okie on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:19pm.
ahahahahahahahahaha, i knew that's why you were coming after me today gladys. what i said a day ago about your dream bff. you're so easy to figure out. and, yeah of course i would come here to relax and let off steam by writing a fully researched brief in the comments section of a gossip blog.
i repeat. "maroon"
ETA: oh, and once again thanks for letting me know that my comment about W hit ya hard. *walking on sunshine*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
My 11 year old son has a mad crush on Selena, he gets up at 6am every day to watch The Wizards of Waverly Place. So I love her for being his alarm clock on school days!
She is adorable, way too nice for the likes of that snotty little punk. I think their "romance" was a Disney production. BTW, she has already gotten plenty of death threats from his looney minions, just for being his alleged gf.
Submitted by Osage Okie on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:11pm. Submitted by Osage Okie on Tue, 03/19/2013 -1:09pm.
The fact that you pick on people for making friends here, makes you sad.
Many people talk outside of here, and still have friends in their lives off the computer. I am sorry you cannot understand.
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I understand perfectly. The cackling hens that comprise the "every single day" clique of posters DO NOT not have any sort of fulfilling life outside of this blog.
How do you know that?
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I'm sorry, but that was well-timed and funny.
I like Selena, I hate her dress. But I dont think she looks like bobble head but guess I'm in the minority.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
yeah, okay. sure, whatever you say.
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This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by parkerj: "Like Beiber, are they giving her hormones too to stay baby looking?"
Not her. I think it's just her face. Her body is pretty mature-looking. I have a friend with the same kind of baby face, and she's 41. Still looks like a toddler.
The extra facial fullness will serve her well in years to come.
She is suddenly my favourite person in the whole wide world.
JB definitly needs to be taken down several notches. He's turned into quite the little a-hole.
Submitted by parkerj: "Like Beiber, are they giving her hormones too to stay baby looking?"
Not her. I think it's just her face. Her body is pretty mature-looking. I have a friend with the same kind of baby face, and she's 41. Still looks like a toddler.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:01pm.
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Thank you for the Millie Jackson link--- how have I lived up until now without ever seeing that masterpiece?? :)) ♥
Submitted by Osage Okie on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:09pm.
The fact that you pick on people for making friends here, makes you sad.
Many people talk outside of here, and still have friends in their lives off the computer. I am sorry you cannot understand.
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(This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
@ anno -- ikr?! i've been using it in conversation and emails etc for DECADES!!! very rarely does anyone ask me what i mean. very rarely
OT: eh, on the scale of things celebrity ex's say about each other in public i don't think this girl is being that mean
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ha! She's a funny gal. I like her... [FOR NOW!] =D
"Well fuck me! Now that I ain't no mo'obese I can see me own feet! Hot diggity! Hot dog, anyone?"
Given all the rumors about him cheating, she has every right to be a cold bitch.
Off topic: Oh, Natalie Wood avie, how I've missed you. :)
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