Katy Perry And John Mayer Broke Up Again

Just when the Centers for Disease Control thought it was safe to give their employees a long vacation for Easter, this happens! John Mayer’s David Duke Dick is once again out there infecting poon after poon, because he’s no longer bumping nipples with Katy Perry full-time…for now. I know, the fact that Katy Perry didn’t slap him back and forth when he showed up to the Grammys looking like the creepy owner of a chocolate factory an STD Factory tells me that they were meant for each other, but I guess not.

Katy Perry and John Mayer started dating last summer, but they broke up for a month before getting back together again. Some source tells UsWeekly that they’re done with each other, but it might not totally be the end.

“It’s sad. It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out. She’s leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work.”

Katy probably only left the window open, because she’s trying to air his stank out. And I hope this means that John Mayer will go back to Taylor Swift and dump her right after. Because Taylor Swift’s ass is most entertaining when she’s bitching about a heartless whore slut John Mayer is.