Here’s Katie Holmes in a photo shoot for Allure (via UsWeekly) that was inspired by the time she escaped the Scientology Celebrity Centre using the sewer system and was caught by her handlers two blocks away, climbing half-naked out of a manhole while looking wet, scared, confused and a little constipated.
In her riveting interview with Allure, Katie says that she’s thinking of going to law school and that last year was such a tragic year (see: Hurricane Sandy, the Connecticut shooting) and she hopes this year is full of peace. Then she played the flute and wore a one piece in the swimsuit competition before placing third. Yeah, Katie’s interviews still sound like some shit out of a Miss America pageant. You can take the girl out of Scientology but you can’t take the microchip out of her brain.
Katie was also asked if she’d ever be into giving Suri a brother or a sister and she only said, “I don’t know. I’m open to it.” I know I’m only reading her words, but I feel the hesitation. It’s like the same hesitation you’ll hear in John Travolta’s voice if you ask him if he wants to top. Katie is probably hesitant, because the last time she was pregnant, grown men in lab coats constantly rubbed barley butter on her stomach, she had to regularly put ultrasonic e-meter cans on her belly to read her fetus’ thoughts and she couldn’t even scream while giving birth. So yeah, she probably wants to stay out of a labor room for a while.