Wednesday, March 20th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 19th!
The Duggars were finally forced to use birth control but it's obvious they don't know how to put on a condom properly. - NovaNightly
Runners-up:
What Goop sees when she looks at her kids. - Spaz de la Whoreta
The Michelin Man and his first wife, before he got famous, bleached his skin and married himself a whitewall. - bambam
The first known pictures of Kimora Lee Simmons' neck finally surface. At last, the world finally knows where Baby Phat came from. - islandgirl
via Break.com
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four of the best winners evah - any of them could have been 1st! congrats all lmao!!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh and congrats to the other winners too! :)
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
WOW!!!!!!!!! I just ate a cupcake and came here to find that I won. SWEET! Good morning so far! Thanks everyone! :D
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
congrats IG♥, bambam, Nova and Spaz
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Bambam and Island Girl--oh my god! I am dead here!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:08am.
Awww, fanks--- congrats all!
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Holy shit, that was funny! A different celeb site I would go to called her "hotdog neck." Good times.
Awww, fanks--- congrats all!
Very funny, wieners!
Bammer that was a good one my man lol!
LOL baby phat! Congrats everybody!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
LOLz guys - congrats all!!! Spaz&IG♥
Fucking awesome!!!1
Yay IG you TIREd ole hor!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
OMG Bambam! LMAO. All hilarious.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Congrats to the winners!
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Usually ignore these, but Spaz made me LOL.
Once again, the Kardashians find a way to remain anonymous while still making it all about them.
Not to be outdone by Beyonce's Fold-A-Belly™, Kim and Kanye had matching Preg-O-Suits™ made.
Poorly dressed.
Mr. and Mrs. Michelin head towards court to sue the Republican party for cutting their Medicare benefits. They claim they were turned down because of pre-existing conditions, allegedly "always tired."
Mama June just had to accept that, like Honey Booboo and all her other chilluns, her chins would eventually have to grow up, move out, and build a life for themselves.
What better way for Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman to celebrate their reconciliation than immortalizing their footprints at Grauman's Chinese Theater.
After court, the Lohan glitter really looked like shit.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PRt
Mr. & Mrs. Accordian were never the first ones on an elevator, ever again.
Villagers were curious when they first saw Igor's two children. They thought he lived alone on that farm, accompanied only by his faithful Shar-pei, Lucy.
After a piano fell on them in 1945, they became frightened of taking walks and forever being asked 'what's a Henway?"
You are good to go Mr. Lil Wayne, this fly ass suit should protect you next time you have a seizure.....
Outtakes from the show: Kim and Kourtney without their full body spanx on...
ENOUGH with the gd bandage dress already.
LiLo's chins go for some fresh air after the trial
So glad that stomach stapling surgery makes us lose our unwanted pounds... Just wish it didn't transform our body into an accordion!
Pregnant Kim K and her brother Rob are not fat. They're just carrying their lunch all over their bodies.
Tonight on Wierd But True! Let's have another look at Grandma and Grandpa at Ellis Island.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Bride of Michelin Man
Ignoring Weight Watchers' derisive comments, Jenny Craig invites post-pregnancy Kim and Jessica to lose a few rolls of fat.
Mama June and Honey Boo Boo get distracted by craft services on the way to the make up trailer...again.
not a caption, but this is exactly how i felt when i was put on a medication that made me gain 30 lbs in 8 weeks.
except all those tires were filled with jello.
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God don't like ugly.
Goopy and Queen Bey shop their new reality show: Shallow △ Hova
"Whaddaya mean you lost our Titanic tickets in a poker game?"
Once Kanye started experiencing symptoms of "sympathetic pregnancy," he commissioned matching outfits for himself and Kim.
I'm sorry, hate to rip on kids, but the one on the right is a LOOKS LIKE mason disick.
"this is serious. we can make you delirious!"
the PSA pills
"In my day, we's had to walk fitty blocks to git us some butter n ketchup for our sketti..."
Photographic evidence of Newt Gingrich's paternity provided confirmation that, once and for all, he is not a giant pile of overcooked rice brought to life by a mischievous witch.
Introducing ...The new opossum feeding suit! Why whip your nips out when you can use this to feed your furry friend!
Kim models some new maternity wear from the Kardashian Kollection.
You know you've been constipated a long time when you finally go to the washroom and find out your turds have learned how to walk
A set back for stem cell research...Scientific experiments using cells from Kimora Lee Simmons and 50 Cent go horribly wrong.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The world finally sees Brad and Angelina for what they really are, two walking turds.
LOL Whamo.
The new his-and-hers outfits Kanye designed for him and Kim will definitely prevent Khloe from ever smelling their gential odors -ever again!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
An upcoming episode of NBC's "Who Do You Think You Are?", reveals that Mamma June and Sugar Bear share the same paternal grandparents.