The apple of Victor Garber’s brown eye, Bradley Cooper, laughed at the rumor that he was dating Jennifer Lawrence, because he said he’s old enough to have made her. B. Coop also turned down Taylor Swift, because he apparently he only wants to date tricks who were alive when Hart to Hart was still on TV (that’s a good rule, actually). But forget everything B. Coop has said, because now he’s starring in awkward staged photo-ops with 20-year-old British model Suki Waterhouse.
B. Coop is currently in Boston shooting the new David O. Russell movie with Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Louis C.K. and Jennifer Lawrence, and Suki flew there from London to hang out with his ass. A source tells UsWeekly that Suki and B. Coop only met last month and they’ve been casually dating ever since. By the way, “casually dating” is publicist talk for “beard training period.”
B. Coop’s publicist should probably tell him not to shout shit like, “I won’t date girls who can be my daughter,” because you never know when you’re going to be set up with a beard who’s old enough to be your daughter. Like when people ask me what my type is. I always say, ANYTHING. Preferably, breathing, but anything really. It’s good to keep your options open. I won’t hold that against B. Coop, though. Even though she’s only 20, B. Coop still made a good choice. If I was shopping for beards, I’d probably go with Suki too. I mean, she’s a little Sienna Miller-ish and her name is Suki Waterhouse. That is a hot name. Suki Waterhouse sounds like the name of a conniving banking heiress in an 80s comedy movie starring Bette Midler and Rick Moranis. SOLD!